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Inappropriate hugs

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    #62
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    :D Oh I get it now. You wouldn't touch Miley with a barge poll. Are you one of them city girls? Too fancy to shag in the hay. You should feel lucky there's hay there, or else you'd be rolling in shit.

    Am I hell a city girl, you take that back! No couldn't be more country, in lovely lovely Roscommon, but I'm 25 now and I've done my time fooling in the hay shed. It's the back of a jeep on fertiliser bags or nothing......


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    #63
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭worded


    I didn't read all the thread but QI covered this.

    If I recall correctly anything over either 1.5 or 2.5 seconds is iffy. People start to get uncomfortable after that


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    #64
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭worded


    He we go .... QI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTmZG50NO6k&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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    #65
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Am I hell a city girl, you take that back! No couldn't be more country, in lovely lovely Roscommon, but I'm 25 now and I've done my time fooling in the hay shed. It's the back of a jeep on fertiliser bags or nothing......

    I will not take it back and Roscommon :D poor you.
    I'd say you wouldn't say no to a bounce around in a massey or john deere would ya? I know your ways.


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    #66
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    It's been a while since I got a hug in a hayshed (like square bales a while), but am I mistaken in thinking it was straw rather than hay bales? Because this stuff was soft rather than prickly... :o

    EDIT: The reason I ask is because I remember baling hay, and it's called a hay shed... hence the confusion.

    Well in my TWO haysheds (pay heed lads, I come with a dowry) we've round and square bales of hay and round bales of straw. I find the straw softer alright but still can be prickly, especially when baled tight. And you would shot if you opened a bale before it was needed. You can also be sure you'll come out with mites from both. And ticks.


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    #67
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    I will not take it back and Roscommon :D poor you.
    I'd say you wouldn't say no to a bounce around in a massey or john deere would ya? I know your ways.

    Massey is classy but Zetor is better ; )


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    #68
    smash
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    Rasheed wrote: »
    we've round and square bales of hay and round bales of straw

    Wait.... there's a difference?


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    #69
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Id love an inappropriate hug right now;).......


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    #70
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Id love an inappropriate hug right now;).......
    Personal issues is that way
    >

    :pac:


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    #71
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Massey is classy but Zetor is better ; )

    All I have is a donkey, are you ok with that?


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    #72
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    smash wrote: »
    Wait.... there's a difference?

    Oh Smash come down and I'll give you an education! Hay is grass that's cut, dried in the sun and wrapped in a bale. The animals eat that. Straw is what's left behind after cerals have been harvested. It's the stalk of the barley for example which is cut and baled. It's usually used for bedding.


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    #73
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Id love an inappropriate hug right now;).......

    Rasheed has some prods and stuff in the barn. She'll sort you out.


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    #74
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    All I have is a donkey, are you ok with that?

    Is that a reference to something else?!


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    #75
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Oh Smash come down and I'll give you an education! Hay is grass that's cut, dried in the sun and wrapped in a bale. The animals eat that. Straw is what's left behind after cerals have been harvested. It's the stalk of the barley for example which is cut and baled. It's usually used for bedding.

    Tell us them about silage.


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    #76
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Is that a reference to something else?!

    No :D I don't go about on a tractor, I travels on me donkey. That's all. :)


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    #77
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Tell us them about silage.

    Pit or bales??


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    #78
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    No :D I don't go about on a tractor, I travels on me donkey. That's all. :)

    Ah fair enough. I'll lend you my tractor when your ass wants a rest


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    #79
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Pit or bales??

    Go with your heart


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    #80
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Ah fair enough. I'll lend you my tractor when your ass wants a rest

    :D It's a fine ass if I say so meself. How much land are we talking about here on your farm? :)


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    #81
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Go with your heart

    Apt name! I love the silage bales. They're my favourite. Quite fond of haylage too.


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    #82
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    :D It's a fine ass if I say so meself. How much land are we talking about here on your farm? :)

    A gentleman should never ask how big a lady's dowry is.....


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    #83
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Apt name! I love the silage bales. They're my favourite. Quite fond of haylage too.

    Nice smell in the mornin.


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    #84
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Rasheed wrote: »
    A gentleman should never ask how big a lady's dowry is.....

    You ask her dad of course.


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    #85
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Rasheed wrote: »
    A gentleman should never ask how big a lady's dowry is.....

    I'm no gentleman, me and me ass are wild creatures. You'll never tame us!


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    #86
    smash
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    cantdecide wrote: »
    You ask her dad of course.

    And down the country they always know!


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    #87
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    I'm no gentleman, me and me ass are wild creatures. You'll never tame us!

    Ha! Your ass will never enjoy an inch of my pastures so!


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    #88
    Yellow121
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Yellow121


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Ha! Your ass will never enjoy an inch of my pastures so!

    You can't have eyes everywhere lassie. Thems some big fields out there.


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    #89
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Yellow121 wrote: »
    You can't have eyes everywhere lassie. Thems some big fields out there.

    Ohh challenge accepted! If I catch you I'm impounding your ass.


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    #90
    pharmaton
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    can someone make it stop?


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    #91
    Czarcasm
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    Rasheed wrote: »
    Apt name! I love the silage bales. They're my favourite. Quite fond of haylage too.


    Silage bales, pits, hay? I grew up in the country and all and never realised any of these things!

    "Silage" was just the nauseating smell that came in the windows of the already roasting yellow school bus as we travelled back to school around September? That half hour journey we were lucky we hadn't passed out by the time we got to school! :(


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