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Unruley neighbourhood kid

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  • #32
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Video him and post his antics up on youtube and let him have all the attention he needs.


  • #33
    goz83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,778 ✭✭✭goz83


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    Video him and post his antics up on youtube and let him have all the attention he needs.

    and all the jail time you need


  • #34
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    First thing you need to do is find a trowel somewhere...


  • #35
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Jiggers77 wrote: »
    Parents don't care and Gardai not interested! What do you do?

    Tricky situation because what can you do? If you hit unruly kids you are the monster and get charged.

    Sure, I was on the Red Luas line on friday and two kids were getting off at Belgard. Both aged around 12-ish (both travellers too) There was a man standing near the doors and as the Luas was pulling up one of them just gives him so much abuse. For no reason. Acting 'hard' :rolleyes: He was only a little punk.

    But the bloke just starred at the kid. What could he do I guess. Hit the little pink and the cops will be called. Terrible tho.


  • #36
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Personally, I just call out one of my own unruly kids who can then play with the new toy for a bit. Every home should have one. Comes fierce in handy.


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  • #37
    rustedtrumpet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭rustedtrumpet


    Give him a stone cold stunner.


  • #38
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Jiggers77 wrote: »
    My wife was weeding our garden this afternoon and went to empty the bins in the back garden. She returns to find two kids from another neighbourhood messing around with the mower and making a mess on the drive with all the hedge cuttings. Tells them to get lost as anyone would, one of the little gits turns to her and says "f!!k you, you f!!!ing wh!!re. This kid would be no more than 10 years old and has been getting away with this sort of crap for too long! Parents don't care and Gardai not interested! What do you do?
    Knock out the parents.


  • #39
    EyeSight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,180 ✭✭✭EyeSight


    i was going to post a similar thread. On the green luas line last week, 4 scumbag 10 year olds were running up and down trying to grab bags, shouting in people faces and pushing people.
    Now everyone on that luas wanted to knock them out, but because of their age you can't even push them. And they used that to their advantage. No point in ringing the guards. What can you do in these situations?


  • #40
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Death penalty.


  • #41
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Seriously though, probably best to just ignore. Smile and pretend you're deaf.
    Idiots, even little ones, thrive on your disgust. They get bored if they don't get a reaction.


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  • #42
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,144 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Stick him in the boot of the car and go for a nice long drive up the mountains or into the arse end of no where and dump him out. Dont forget to give a good bye beep as he starts his long walk home


  • #43
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Slaps are usually the answer, allthough the young age is a stumbling block here.

    Could you bribe a young nephew to kick the sh+t out of them?


  • #44
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    neris wrote: »
    Stick him in the boot of the car and go for a nice long drive up the mountains or into the arse end of no where and dump him out. Dont forget to give a good bye beep as he starts his long walk home
    Kidnapping and false imprisonment. Nice. Good luck with that :P


  • #45
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Johro wrote: »
    Kidnapping and false imprisonment. Nice. Good luck with that :P

    He kicked over the man's hedge trimmings for Christs sake!


  • #46
    rcdk1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭rcdk1


    Do an OU812 on them and reap the after hours "Thanks" afterwards


  • #47
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    nasty neighbours and a fu*king whore for wife, can't win em all OP


  • #48
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,282 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Maybe your wife should bake their mothers a basket of muffins. Then for her to bring them to the kids mothers. They strike up a friendship, Of course your wife has to ask for the basket back. They return the basket and your wife asks them in for coffee. Before you know it your wife will be best friends with these women. They'll be sleeping with the teenage gardener, having affairs, baking muffins together, playing poker and covering for each other about crimes they committed. You also might get a game of golf out of it.


  • #49
    periodictable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭periodictable


    Get a chainsaw, rev it up and advance towards them.....works wonders.


  • #50
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    It is my personal belief that the parents should be charged with every crime their kid commits until they hit the age of say 14, after that they should be dealt with by the juvenile system, also if their kid does damage to property then they should have money docked from their dole to pay for it until its paid for, same goes for any fines and that should be up until the age of 18 when they are financially responsible for themselves.

    If people think this generation of scummers is bad wait until you see the next ones that are coming up, I live in an estate full of scummers, the way that they speak and act towards and around their kids literally has to be seen to be believed. It's crazy ****. I know it's not nice to write kids off, but honestly if you had seen what I have seen you would be of the opinion that they don't have a chance. We need to get a decent children's service running in this country so that they can intervene and give them some hope. Like I said people think this generation of scummers is bad wait until you see what a daddy with 80+ convictions and a drug and alcohol problem and a mammy who chain smokes, wears their pyjamas all day and thinks nothing of abusing, threatening and scrapping with people in front of their kids produces.


  • #51
    MadsL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    nasty neighbours and a fu*king whore for wife, can't win em all OP

    To every cloud there is a silver lining.


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  • #52
    Hank Scorpio
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    get a dog for him to play with


  • #53
    Jiggers77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭Jiggers77


    EyeSight wrote: »
    i was going to post a similar thread. On the green luas line last week, 4 scumbag 10 year olds were running up and down trying to grab bags, shouting in people faces and pushing people.
    Now everyone on that luas wanted to knock them out, but because of their age you can't even push them. And they used that to their advantage. No point in ringing the guards. What can you do in these situations?

    Kid pulls this **** on you in 80's Ireland, you tell kids parents, kid gets a leathering!
    Kid pulls this **** on you in 2013, you tell kids parents, you get knocked out!
    No discipline and no respect!


  • #54
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    i was going to post a simliar thread too,


    7 year old, 8 year old, and a 13 year old last night thought it would be great fun to whack in my 4 years olds window with a hurley because my husband asked them to move away from her bedroom window,



    who ever thought that communal back gardens in an irish estate was a good idea should be shot :mad:


  • #55
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Hmm, wasn't it a girl who called your wife a hoar? Not sure why everybody is saying he.


  • #56
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    You got the Wife Cutting the lawn. Nice move Bro.

    High 5.


  • #57
    simonmln
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭simonmln


    Find out where his room is and stand outside his bedroom window at night in a clown mask/ hockey mask and chain saw/ scream mask, take your pick really.

    It probably wont help his behaviour but you'll sleep better...


  • #58
    HomelessMidge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    Ill lend you my neighbours two kids 11 and 13. They are so bad they are not allowed in the grandmothers house. I mean absolute mental cases. I have been calling them the Krays since they were young. They would sort the problem for a fiver.


  • #59
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Jiggers77 wrote: »
    Kid pulls this **** on you in 80's Ireland, you tell kids parents, kid gets a leathering!
    Kid pulls this **** on you in 2013, you tell kids parents, you get knocked out!
    No discipline and no respect!

    I wish I had some of those magic nostalgia pills you seem to be taking. Plenty of kids I knew that ran wild and the parents didn't give a sh¡t about in the 80s as well. They sport a lovely line in prison tats these days…


  • #60
    Jogathon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    HomelessMidge wrote: »
    Ill lend you my neighbours two kids 11 and 13. They are so bad they are not allowed in the grandmothers house. I mean absolute mental cases. I have been calling them the Krays since they were young. They would sort the problem for a fiver.

    You're not homeless? Lies, it's all lies.


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  • #61
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    Johro wrote: »
    Seriously though, probably best to just ignore. Smile and pretend you're deaf.
    Idiots, even little ones, thrive on your disgust. They get bored if they don't get a reaction.

    Worst advice ever!


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