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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • #6122
    hugo29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    neighbour is 79 so could be as wild as deer.[/QUOTE]

    WATCH AND DONT HURT HIS FEELINGS


  • #6123
    Dampintheattic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 839 ✭✭✭Dampintheattic


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    And on that note I'm off to dehorn and tag my neighbours last calves now....:pac:

    Don't know if it's the best weather for it but they need to be done, plus have no idea what I'm facing as neighbour is 79 so could be as wild as deer.


    Jayzuz, if he's wild at 79, what was he like at 25:eek:


  • #6124
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    And on that note I'm off to dehorn and tag my neighbours last calves now....:pac:

    Don't know if it's the best weather for it but they need to be done, plus have no idea what I'm facing as neighbour is 79 so could be as wild as deer.

    I presume its the fear of not knowing what your going to be facing, adds to the excitement


  • #6125
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    And on that note I'm off to dehorn and tag my neighbours last calves now....:pac:


    Don't know if it's the best weather for it but they need to be done, plus have no idea what I'm facing as neighbour is 79 so could be as wild as deer.
    Not to worry you'll probbly get the place from him:cool::cool:


  • #6126
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    delaval wrote: »
    Not to worry you'll probbly get the place from him:cool::cool:
    and yourself and quadboy can live happy ever after:D


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  • #6127
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    just on the Dept website. Bloody gone to 260kgs N/ha already for the year, didnt think I would be over the limits already


  • #6128
    Manoffeeling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭Manoffeeling


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Is that where your username originates from:D:D

    I was going with 'littlemanintheboat' but choose a book title instead.

    And yes, technique and feeling are essential for the man in the boat.

    As Mr. Garson said...........


  • #6129
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Hahaha, thanks. Mad little buggers so they were:mad: I've a right lump forming on my shin from a well placed kick out the side of the crush.

    Arrived back to see half an almost full grown leveret sitting where I normally park the van. And a lovely gnawed hare leg sitting under my bedroom window. Thank f*ck I closed my window before going or else that would have been sitting on my bed. :eek:


  • #6130
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    leg wax wrote: »
    just said i would let you all know in advance that tommorow is national orgasm day :):):):):):):):):):)

    Told Mrs Delaval when she got back, was told to be quick (in the yard), she also said we would make up for the few years we missed
    I will anyhow !!!!!!


  • #6131
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    delaval wrote: »
    Told Mrs Delaval when she got back, was told to be quick (in the yard), she also said we would make up for the few years we missed
    I will anyhow !!!!!!

    It's tomorrow, not today. Don't be too quick off the mark.

    Hiyoooooooo:p


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  • #6132
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    It's tomorrow, not today. Don't be too quick off the mark.

    Hiyoooooooo:p
    he's a bit premature:D


  • #6133
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    whelan1 wrote: »
    he's a bit premature:D

    Very good!!!

    Ye're obviously not familiar with foreplay!


  • #6134
    bob charles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    delaval wrote: »
    Very good!!!

    Ye're obviously not familiar with foreplay!

    whats that, going on the beer first and having a heap of craic with the lads before heading home full to the gills for a bit of romance


  • #6135
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    delaval wrote: »
    Very good!!!

    Ye're obviously not familiar with foreplay!

    Is that anything similar to putting a teaser bull in with cows:p


  • #6136
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Is that anything similar to putting a teaser bull in with cows:p

    It's more like the story of the Tortoise and the Hare!!!!


  • #6137
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Was in Amsterdam years ago on a Stag and one of the lads went in a door, he came out so quick he is forever known as 'chainsaw'................














    Two stroke


  • #6138
    tabby aspreme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    bob charles wrote: »
    whats that, going on the beer first and having a heap of craic with the lads before heading home full to the gills for a bit of romance

    just be sure to bring chips n a salad burger home with you , never fails!


  • #6139
    Bleating Lamb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,975 ✭✭✭Bleating Lamb


    Is it true that August is meant to be good dry month?


  • #6140
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    tabby aspreme wrote: »
    just be sure to bring chips n a salad burger home with you , never fails!

    A nice mushy veggie burger for me! Or chicken wings. If I'm going to eat beef I'll make sure it's good beef and not crappy cardboard burgers:rolleyes:


  • #6141
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    A nice mushy veggie burger for me! Or chicken wings. If I'm going to eat beef I'll make sure it's good beef and not crappy cardboard burgers:rolleyes:

    ya don't eat burgers, but have to say the supermac's philly steak sandwich ain't half bad (don't bother with a sauce though) ;)


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  • #6142
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    A nice mushy veggie burger for me! Or chicken wings. If I'm going to eat beef I'll make sure it's good beef and not crappy cardboard burgers:rolleyes:

    Quadboy get moving she's low maintainance


  • #6143
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    delaval wrote: »
    Quadboy get moving she's low maintainance

    A kerry man moving before September:rolleyes: Sam,hay,turf and then some loving


  • #6144
    whelan1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    anyone use these http://www.agribarn.com/


  • #6145
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    delaval wrote: »
    Was in Amsterdam years ago on a Stag and one of the lads went in a door, he came out so quick he is forever known as 'chainsaw'................


    We have a lad called "Come quickly o' Connors " for the same reason


  • #6146
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    who the fug wrote: »
    A kerry man moving before September:rolleyes: Sam,hay,turf and then some loving

    If my interview goes right I'll be moving one way of the country.
    If not, college is the opposite end:D
    Talk about decisions!


  • #6147
    Muckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    If my interview goes right I'll be moving one way of the country.
    If not, college is the opposite end:D
    Talk about decisions!

    'decisions' implies you have options.... don't count your chickens.....
    yet!! ;)


  • #6148
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Muckit wrote: »
    'decisions' implies you have options.... don't count your chickens.....
    yet!! ;)

    I'm not, 'tis not my only decision!


  • #6149
    Birdnuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,038 ✭✭✭✭Birdnuts


    Glad I made the most of the good summer so far around the farm in terms of jobs done. Especially since the first half of August now looks like a return to wind/rain ie the usual rubbish that passes for an "Irish" summer:(.


  • #6150
    delaval
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Radio 1 super interview with Colm Murray RIP


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  • #6151
    Dampintheattic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 839 ✭✭✭Dampintheattic


    leg wax wrote: »
    just said i would let you all know in advance that tommorow is national orgasm day :):):):):):):):):):)

    Any chance Angela Merkel, would get a big one (orgasm that is)?
    Might let us off with the last of the austerity!


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