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Brazillian man killed in his bed by falling cow!

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  • #2
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    What an udder disaster.


  • #3
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Old and grey wrote: »
    What a way to go:eek:

    A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

    I guess the wife must have moooooved over in the bed, just in the nick of time.


  • #4
    Dtp79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭Dtp79


    Any word on the cow?


  • #5
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Reports indicate the man herd something but didnt have time to mooove as the cow fell through the roof.


  • #6
    The_Mask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 340 ✭✭The_Mask


    Id say his wife is milking it right now


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  • #7
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...


  • #8
    theSHU
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭theSHU


    Good thing the wife mooed


  • #9
    DBB
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 9,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭DBB


    bgrizzley wrote: »
    Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

    They can always put on an extra Jersey


  • #10
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Would not fancy sleeping under an asbestos roof.


  • #11
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Yak gotta be kidding me. I veal sorry for the wife and cow


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  • #12
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    bgrizzley wrote: »
    Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

    Ok pun
    But bad spelling put me off.
    Half a thanks for u sir

    Friesian my friend


  • #13
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    It'll make memorable entry in a neighbours Dairy for July 13th 2013


  • #14
    Sir Humphrey Appleby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,465 ✭✭✭Sir Humphrey Appleby


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Ok pun
    But bad spelling put me off.
    Half a thanks for you sir

    Friesian my friend
    FYP:D


  • #15
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Ok pun
    But bad spelling put me off.
    Half a thanks for u sir

    Friesian my friend

    See here.


  • #16
    theSHU
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭theSHU


    I hear the wife is a bit of a heifer...


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hande hoche! wrote: »
    Would not fancy sleeping under an asbestos roof.
    Asbestos is perfectly safe as long as you don't breathe in the dust from it when it is drilled or cut.

    It isn't certified to carry heavy mooving loads either.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I call bullsh*t


  • #19
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Ok pun
    But bad spelling put me off.
    Half a thanks for u sir

    Friesian my friend

    Sorry, it was an honest misteak...


  • #20
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    bgrizzley wrote: »
    Sorry, it was an honest misteak...

    Now that's a better pun
    Well played sir.


  • #21
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Now that's a better pun
    Well played sir.

    Please cud the chatter. It's all well and good to make jokes but somebody has to draw a loin.


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  • #22
    dan dan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭dan dan


    the poor wife,two horns came down on her.


  • #23
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    This story sounds like a load of bull.


    Was that one? Did I do it right? Am I an hilarious after hours person yet?


  • #24
    dan dan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 69 ✭✭dan dan


    two mad cows in a bed,farmer was flat out.


  • #25
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,929 ✭✭✭Calibos


    I've been ruminating on this all day and it all sounds a bit suspect. I think its a Brazilian Bestiality film shoot that went horribly wrong


  • #26
    squirestarter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭squirestarter


    In beefore the lock


  • #27
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    It was all the Cows fault. If it hadn't gone up on the roof to get its frisbee back, none of this would have happened.


  • #28
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    squirestarter wrote: »
    In beefore the lock

    Why? What's your beef with this thread?


  • #29
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Is the cow okay?


  • #30
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    bit ironic, granted a cow fell on him in his sleep but R.I.P...


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  • #31
    Thom Merrilin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83 ✭✭Thom Merrilin


    Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »
    bit ironic, granted a cow fell on him in his sleep but R.I.P...

    I don't get it


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