Brazillian man killed in his bed by falling cow!

Sir Humphrey Appleby

What a way to go:eek:

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

humberklog

What an udder disaster.

Banjo String

Old and grey wrote: »

What a way to go:eek:

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

I guess the wife must have moooooved over in the bed, just in the nick of time.

Dtp79

Any word on the cow?

The_Mask

Reports indicate the man herd something but didnt have time to mooove as the cow fell through the roof.

The_Mask

Id say his wife is milking it right now

bgrizzley

Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

theSHU

Good thing the wife mooed

DBB

bgrizzley wrote: »

Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

They can always put on an extra Jersey

Hande hoche!

Would not fancy sleeping under an asbestos roof.

Mr. CooL ICE

Yak gotta be kidding me. I veal sorry for the wife and cow

dodderangler

bgrizzley wrote: »

Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for u sir

Friesian my friend

mike65

It'll make memorable entry in a neighbours Dairy for July 13th 2013

Sir Humphrey Appleby

dodderangler wrote: »

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for you sir

Friesian my friend

FYP:D

Son Of A Vidic

dodderangler wrote: »

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for u sir

Friesian my friend

See here.

theSHU

I hear the wife is a bit of a heifer...

Hande hoche!

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Would not fancy sleeping under an asbestos roof.

Asbestos is perfectly safe as long as you don't breathe in the dust from it when it is drilled or cut.

It isn't certified to carry heavy mooving loads either.

I call bullsh*t

bgrizzley

dodderangler wrote: »

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for u sir

Friesian my friend

Sorry, it was an honest misteak...

dodderangler

bgrizzley wrote: »

Sorry, it was an honest misteak...

Now that's a better pun
Well played sir.

Mr. CooL ICE

dodderangler wrote: »

Now that's a better pun
Well played sir.

Please cud the chatter. It's all well and good to make jokes but somebody has to draw a loin.

dan dan

the poor wife,two horns came down on her.

Sky King

This story sounds like a load of bull.


Was that one? Did I do it right? Am I an hilarious after hours person yet?

dan dan

two mad cows in a bed,farmer was flat out.

Calibos

I've been ruminating on this all day and it all sounds a bit suspect. I think its a Brazilian Bestiality film shoot that went horribly wrong

squirestarter

In beefore the lock

NuckingFacker

It was all the Cows fault. If it hadn't gone up on the roof to get its frisbee back, none of this would have happened.

RikkFlair

squirestarter wrote: »

In beefore the lock

Why? What's your beef with this thread?

Karl Stein

Is the cow okay?

Ruudi_Mentari

bit ironic, granted a cow fell on him in his sleep but R.I.P...

Thom Merrilin

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

bit ironic, granted a cow fell on him in his sleep but R.I.P...

I don't get it

Ruudi_Mentari

Thom Merrilin wrote: »

I don't get it

Neither do I, it was the 2nd time the cow came through the roof you'd think he'd have learned his lesson. And an asbestos roof, can you explain the logic in that or was he just so hard up

endacl

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

bit ironic, granted a cow fell on him in his sleep but R.I.P...

Ironic? Unfortunate certainly, but ironic....?

What do you know that we don't?

Ghost Train

Would have thought a falling cow would only graze a bit

Old and grey

Old and grey wrote: »

What a way to go:eek:

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

That's what happens when the steaks are too high.

endacl

Ghost Train wrote: »

Would have thought a falling cow would only graze a bit

You'll have to let me ruminate on that for a bit...

Grayditch

Did he upset any farmers recently?



"I can feel an udder on my leg"

Ruudi_Mentari

excuse me was his first time, in bed with a heifer so all the more nerve wracking..

favela living is cramped.

Renegade Mechanic

Youd think he would have beefed up his roof joists....

MickFleetwood

The cow is a goddamn terrorist!

Ruudi_Mentari

There is a big rich / poor divide in brasil. I learned that from max Payne 3

EoghanIRL

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

There is a big rich / poor divide in brasil. I learned that from max Payne 3

I bought the game last week . It's amazing .

efb

Dtp79 wrote: »

Any word on the cow?

His wife's ok according to the op

apollo8

This thread made me sick to my four stomachs.

Reamer Fanny

Dtp79 wrote: »

Any word on the cow?

He found the whole incident very amooosing

Freddy Smelly

the cow finally got revenge for all its brothers and sisters being butchered :P

A Primal Nut

Wow, so the ending to every Earthworm Jim episode was actually realistic.

padd b1975

All of the above posters are way funnier than I could ever be, but not as funny as they think they are.


RIP to the poor guy.

Celly Smunt

Holy cow!

(come on guys,that's the easiest pun and it hasn't been mentioned.You're all letting me down.)

Dyr

His wife awoke because "the bed was fresian all of a sudden"

B.A._Baracus

4 pages in and nothing but puns ... Really shows you what After Hours (or perhaps boards entirely?) is like, huh.

I don't mean to be buzz killington here. But a man died and everyone just seems to be trying to out-do each other with the puns. I can't help but feel that if this happened somewhere in Ireland, mods would be banning everyone. But why should location be a deciding factor on things.

A man died because some stupid cow walked onto his roof. The wife is now a widow. It's not really the most funniest of things when you read the story.