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Brazillian man killed in his bed by falling cow!

Sir Humphrey Appleby

What a way to go:eek:

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

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humberklog

What an udder disaster.

Banjo String

Old and grey wrote: »

What a way to go:eek:

A cow has fallen through the roof of a house in south-eastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23303998

I guess the wife must have moooooved over in the bed, just in the nick of time.

Dtp79

Any word on the cow?

The_Mask

Reports indicate the man herd something but didnt have time to mooove as the cow fell through the roof.

The_Mask

Id say his wife is milking it right now

bgrizzley

Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

theSHU

Good thing the wife mooed

DBB

bgrizzley wrote: »

Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

They can always put on an extra Jersey

Hande hoche!

Would not fancy sleeping under an asbestos roof.

Mr. CooL ICE

Yak gotta be kidding me. I veal sorry for the wife and cow

dodderangler

bgrizzley wrote: »

Hole in his roof, they'll be friesen tonight...

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for u sir

Friesian my friend

mike65

It'll make memorable entry in a neighbours Dairy for July 13th 2013

Sir Humphrey Appleby

dodderangler wrote: »

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for you sir

Friesian my friend

FYP:D

Son Of A Vidic

dodderangler wrote: »

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for u sir

Friesian my friend

See here.

theSHU

I hear the wife is a bit of a heifer...

[Deleted User]

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Would not fancy sleeping under an asbestos roof.

Asbestos is perfectly safe as long as you don't breathe in the dust from it when it is drilled or cut.

It isn't certified to carry heavy mooving loads either.

[Deleted User]

I call bullsh*t

bgrizzley

dodderangler wrote: »

Ok pun
But bad spelling put me off.
Half a thanks for u sir

Friesian my friend

Sorry, it was an honest misteak...

dodderangler

bgrizzley wrote: »

Sorry, it was an honest misteak...

Now that's a better pun
Well played sir.

Mr. CooL ICE

dodderangler wrote: »

Now that's a better pun
Well played sir.

Please cud the chatter. It's all well and good to make jokes but somebody has to draw a loin.

dan dan

the poor wife,two horns came down on her.

Sky King

This story sounds like a load of bull.

Was that one? Did I do it right? Am I an hilarious after hours person yet?

dan dan

two mad cows in a bed,farmer was flat out.

Calibos

I've been ruminating on this all day and it all sounds a bit suspect. I think its a Brazilian Bestiality film shoot that went horribly wrong

squirestarter

In beefore the lock

NuckingFacker

It was all the Cows fault. If it hadn't gone up on the roof to get its frisbee back, none of this would have happened.

RikkFlair

squirestarter wrote: »

In beefore the lock

Why? What's your beef with this thread?

Karl Stein

Is the cow okay?

Ruudi_Mentari

bit ironic, granted a cow fell on him in his sleep but R.I.P...

Thom Merrilin

Ruudi_Mentari wrote: »

bit ironic, granted a cow fell on him in his sleep but R.I.P...

I don't get it