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kunst nugget · 24-05-2013 03:31PM

SunnyDub1 wrote: »

not just teenagers. I see posts like this daily from grown adults:rolleyes:

One I cam across a while ago.

person 1 (status) - "ugh so annoyed one of them days"

person 2 - "you ok babe? call over for a cuppa"

Person 1 - "thanks Hun, but not really in the humor of seeing or talking to anyone, just one of them days"

person 2 "ah Hun I understand, the offer stands anyway, we could even have wine instead of tea "

Person 1 " thanks but I'd rather not talk about it"

THEN WHY BLOODY POST ANYTHING!!!

These woman are both in their early 30's

The thing is you can be a dick as a teenager but grow out of it so there is some hope for them. But if you post sh¡t like that past 20, chances are you always were and always will going to be a tit.

When I had my penalty points were taken off my license a year or two ago as a feeble joke I put up a post saying 'I'm now officially pointless' not thinking too much about it until I got a text from my concerned brother asking was everything okay with me and did I want to talk about anything. I had vaguebooked without realizing it.

Paddy Cow · 24-05-2013 06:01PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

This girl is a lesbian, with an ex husband. shes been dating this chick for about 10 days.
At 7pm
Was a great night with my love, finally got some sleep, we just laid here laughin and smiling being absolutely ridiculous together. Thank you for understanding me and my sense or humor and loving me for being me. Thank you my love for being my lover and my best friend, it's wonderful to wake up next to you, roll over and see your smile. Keep your head up and remember I'm by your side. Loving you to infinity and beyond. - feeling loved.

At 11pm.
Going to do a show cause I just can't take it anymore. Broken once again, but what's new? *tags ex husband* you are the coolest friend ever, I miss you like a fat kid misses snack time. I'd be lost without you, who else would tell me about bears riding motorbikes while drinking vodka? Nobody else, only you. Love you.

At 2:30 am.
I don't know what to really think or feel at the moment. I feel like a retard and an idiot. Story of my life. Why do I never let myself be happy? I don't know if that day will ever come. I run from love like it's the plague. Why I don't know but I just do and it's fuked up. I may have lost a great person tonight, but ill always have the memories if I did in fact lose them. Don't think ill be sleeping tonight. Sigh.

Does this mean she posted about having a great night with her new partner. Then posted to her ex saying he is the coolest person ever. The new partner saw the post and they had a huge argument about it and now she is single again?

end of the road · 24-05-2013 08:11PM

Evalyn Spoiled Unicorn wrote: »

I can't stop checking this persons posts everyday, its like a drug for me. Latest gem.

Evalyn Spoiled Unicorn wrote: »

Ad A Dacent Visit Wit My Man Dis Mornin Jst Me, him & Our Lil Man It Was Luvly His In Great Form & Luks Vry We'll Tank God Onli Anoder Few Mnths Til His Hme Wit Us Wit Da Help Of God Miss Him Terrible He Made Luvly Stuf Anal 4 Me & Da Child Telpis Soo Much 2 Luk Foward 2 Wen He Gets Out Luvs My Lil Family Millions xxxxxxxx

expect that kid to be in jail as soon as he is old enough.

Luxie · 24-05-2013 08:46PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Nope, pretty sure its 47 because someone commented saying "Its not goodbye, its a see you later, you'll see her in heaven hun xx" and the girl who put the status up replied: "What do you mean its a see you later are you mocking me, I never even got to meet her kinda tactless thing to say hun "

I miss my Viking ancestors.

Paddy Cow · 24-05-2013 09:03PM

Luxie wrote: »

I miss my Viking ancestors.

My ancestors were better than your ancestors :P

coolhull · 24-05-2013 09:53PM

Luxie wrote: »

I miss my Viking ancestors.

My ancestors were apes. I don't remember their names exactly, but God how I miss them.....

Luxie · 24-05-2013 10:20PM

coolhull wrote: »

My ancestors were apes. I don't remember their names exactly, but God how I miss them.....

R U OK hun?

LizT · 24-05-2013 10:22PM

Luxie wrote: »

R U OK hun?

Don't want to talk about it hun xxxx

Luxie · 24-05-2013 10:24PM

LizT wrote: »

Don't want to talk about it hun xxxx

PM me if u want to talk hun.

Custardpi · 24-05-2013 10:27PM

coolhull wrote: »

My ancestors were apes. I don't remember their names exactly, but God how I miss them.....

It's hard isn't it? I often think of my Great Great Great Great Great Great Great (+ several thousand) Uncle Phylum & the craic we could have together if he was still around. I never met him of course, but from what I hear he was the coolest Trilobite ever. *Sob*

Luxie · 24-05-2013 10:29PM

Oh sorry I forgot about the xxxss at the end.

Luxie · 24-05-2013 10:38PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

My ancestors were better than your ancestors :P

What a tactless thing to say. Hun

coolhull · 24-05-2013 10:45PM

Luxie wrote: »

PM me if u want to talk hun.

PM'ed ya dere a minnit ago hun. You cummin for vodka n red bll? my bast**d went ouh n never askd me. fck him

24-05-2013 10:49PM

Asshole 1: "Havin a great nite out in X pub wit my bestie - with Asshole 2"

Asshole 2 then likes Asshole 1's status and comments: "Woohoo X town won't no wat hit it"

Asshole 1 likes Asshole 2's comment and then comments herself, spewing more indecipherable bullshít. Asshole 2 then comments again, and they both proceed to chat for what is, at this stage, 11 comments. They're sitting in a pub beside each other, phones in hand, basically texting one another. A great night, indeed. Assholes.

kunst nugget · 24-05-2013 10:58PM

Luxie wrote: »

R U OK hun?

My ancestors were Normans not Huns actually, thank you very much.

Luxie · 24-05-2013 11:03PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

My ancestors were Normans not Huns actually, thank you very much.

Cee itz posh fookers loike deeze got de cuntry in the stay is in!

Luxie · 24-05-2013 11:07PM

coolhull wrote: »

PM'ed ya dere a minnit ago hun. You cummin for vodka n red bll? my bast**d went ouh n never askd me. fck him

On way. Evyone on stalkerbuke will find out waat a coont he iz!

coolhull · 25-05-2013 12:05AM

good on ya hun. can ya pck up sum chps n curry soce on d way. I'd Eat a nuns arse thru a convent gate at d mo. Now I no how all dem skinny ppl felt durin d famin.... starvin.com

coolhull · 25-05-2013 12:07AM

Luxie wrote: »

On way. Evyone on stalkerbuke will find out waat a coont he iz!

good on ya hun. can ya pck up sum chps n curry soce on d way. I'd Eat a nuns arse thru a convent gate at d mo. Now I no how all dem skinny ppl felt durin d famin....

starvin dot com

Luxie · 25-05-2013 12:28AM

coolhull wrote: »

good on ya hun. can ya pck up sum chps n curry soce on d way. I'd Eat a nuns arse thru a convent gate at d mo. Now I no how all dem skinny ppl felt durin d famin....

starvin dot com

At least the bleeding sangers weren't stale in them days wha?

Clubsport · 25-05-2013 09:43PM

****ing sick of stupid attention seeking ***** posting grusome pics of children/animals for likes with the title each like is $10 donated.

This just popped up on my home page, Over 374,000 individuals have liked this picture in just over 24 hours!

Sad individuals using the misfortune of others to become Facebook famous.

Warning, Pic is not for the faint hearted!!
https://m.facebook.com/#!/Official.Stephan?refid=28&_ft_=qid.5882018065164997517%3Amf_story_key.3843273866399051073

coolhull · 25-05-2013 10:05PM

Clubsport wrote: »

****ing sick of stupid attention seeking ***** posting grusome pics of children/animals for likes with the title each like is $10 donated.

This just popped up on my home page, Over 374,000 individuals have liked this picture in just over 24 hours!

Sad individuals using the misfortune of others to become Facebook famous.

Warning, Pic is not for the faint hearted!!
https://m.facebook.com/#!/Official.Stephan?refid=28&_ft_=qid.5882018065164997517%3Amf_story_key.3843273866399051073

Ha Ha! Good one! Ya caught me nicely!

Quazzie · 25-05-2013 10:24PM

coolhull wrote: »

Ha Ha! Good one! Ya caught me nicely!

Erm... scroll down and its not so funny...

Smidge · 25-05-2013 10:29PM

Am I the only person who doesn't post status's on FB?
I just use fb to keep in touch with friends abroad etc

EoghanIRL · 25-05-2013 10:30PM

Luxie wrote: »

PM me if u want to talk hun.

Cht me bbz.xXxx

coolhull · 25-05-2013 10:30PM

Quazzie wrote: »

Erm... scroll down and its not so funny...

I don't get you... What you talkin' 'bout?

Lisha · 25-05-2013 10:32PM

coolhull wrote: »

I don't get you... What you talkin' 'bout?

I saw it it was a horrific pic of an unwell baby

Really sick that people will use s pic like that to boost their fb profile

coolhull · 25-05-2013 10:39PM

Lisha wrote: »

I saw it it was a horrific pic of an unwell baby
Really sick that people will use s pic like that to boost their fb profile

Must be just me. I keep getting my home page when I click the link. No sick babies.... But if there is a sick child, I don't want to have to look at it anyway. What good would a load of gawkers do for a sick child?

garv123 · 25-05-2013 11:22PM

"Lmao some people wud wanna get over the past. U made more a fool out of urself then me. #awkward"

" Whats happened sugar? xxx"

"Ill mail ya in a bit boo xxx"

"Is that the same person you were on about the other day??"

"Nopeeee lol ill ring ya x"

Die Die Die!!!!! burn em with fire before they reproduce.

This idiot #'s everything she posts on facebook.

She blocks people who slag her for doing it.
Ive started putting twitter links under al her posts so its only time before Im blocked.

1 minute its "No one can put me down#lovinglife#imastupidwhore"

then a few minutes later is "why do people always put me down #hatelife#imstillastupidwhore"

Festy · 26-05-2013 03:17AM

Some little scumbag who stabbed a cop over 3 years ago is back on streets and just made a facebook account and the amount of people he has on his friends list in just over a week is ridiculous.I know FB friends doesn't really mean to much but still he stabbed a cop for ffs,if he's capable of doing that to a guard who's to say he wouldn't do it to anyone else.I wouldn't mind but some of the people he has on his friends list are anything but scumbags.

I really don't know what the **** is wrong with people.

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