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Mam of 4 · 21-05-2013 01:26PM

SV wrote: »

this is a status she had up 2 days before that one

"***** ann ***** two ditday ppl in th onezzy"

I don't know, but I read it as - two ditzy ppl in the onesie??

Or maybe I'm just as bad ha

Kinder Bueno · 21-05-2013 01:49PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I don't know, but I read it as - two ditzy ppl in the onesie??

Or maybe I'm just as bad ha

She miscounted. She forgot "ann".

yerwanthere123 · 21-05-2013 04:01PM

Yup grte ta gt good news fr a change tings r lukin up fr me yupp outa tat

TheChevron · 21-05-2013 04:07PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Yup grte ta gt good news fr a change tings r lukin up fr me yupp outa tat

Please post back when he/she implodes. Won't be long.

kunst nugget · 21-05-2013 04:20PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Yup grte ta gt good news fr a change tings r lukin up fr me yupp outa tat

It's an anagram:

Let hare men stung a fúcking toga puppy now. You get turgid fart parts.

I haven't worked out what it means yet but it makes more sense like this.

Thwip! · 21-05-2013 07:33PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Yup grte ta gt good news fr a change tings r lukin up fr me yupp outa tat

Yes, great thanks. Got good news for a change. Things are looking up for me. Get up out of that

Someone grab me some whiskey I need to cleanse myself

Catinthehat5 · 21-05-2013 08:53PM

God there is a college friend of mine on my Facebook that is such an idiot, I would love to delete but I find myself watching like a car crash.
Besides the incessant sad faces, I know who I can trust, why do people let you down when you love them so much passive aggressive crap.

She's just been to Amsterdam and posted loads of joint pictures. Wow you're so cool smoking weed and I bet you'll never ever regret publically posting that with no privacy settings.

Plus there is non stop attention seeking posts about a dead grandad (which I do have some sympathy for) but its constant and its been a year - things like 'miss the way my grandad used to make eggs, someone wake me up from this nightmare'. Seriously a year later.

Just this morning she got into a big row for posting that kids are fat because their parents drive them to school. Because that's never going to offend anyone.

Uuuuughhhh some people should really not be allowed on Internet access.

yerwanthere123 · 21-05-2013 11:25PM

"You've noticed a change huh? She doesn't text you as often, She never calls you anymore, When she does text you , she never says sweet things to you anymore, She takes her time texting you back, When you try and start an argument you can tell she really doesn't care, She makes you feel pathetic, Guys talk to her and she actually replies now, You notice that she's moving on, And now you're starting to realize how beautiful she really is, She's amazing isn't she ? Well too bad.. you didnt want. Her then and she dont want you now(y), There was a time when you were her world, Her everything she really wanted you, But you pushed her aside</3, outta nowhere you would drop her and not talk to her for weeks and whenever you got bored you'd text her like nothing had happened, but because she loved you so much she'd talk to you like everything was okay! But in the end she had enough(y) You failed to realize that unlike the rest, she wasn't afraid to walk away . She was strong enough to let go, And now suddenly you love her?.. Best part about it you got no-one to blame but yourself. To bad She loved you So don't come around with your "i miss you" or "i love you" because it's bull**** now, She's gone!.. Looks like You've lost her bro3-|"

coolhull · 21-05-2013 11:34PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"You've noticed a change huh? She doesn't text you as often, She never calls you anymore, When she does text you , she never says sweet things to you anymore, She takes her time texting you back, When you try and start an argument you can tell she really doesn't care, She makes you feel pathetic, Guys talk to her and she actually replies now, You notice that she's moving on, And now you're starting to realize how beautiful she really is, She's amazing isn't she ? Well too bad.. you didnt want. Her then and she dont want you now(y), There was a time when you were her world, Her everything she really wanted you, But you pushed her aside</3, outta nowhere you would drop her and not talk to her for weeks and whenever you got bored you'd text her like nothing had happened, but because she loved you so much she'd talk to you like everything was okay! But in the end she had enough(y) You failed to realize that unlike the rest, she wasn't afraid to walk away . She was strong enough to let go, And now suddenly you love her?.. Best part about it you got no-one to blame but yourself. To bad She loved you So don't come around with your "i miss you" or "i love you" because it's bull**** now, She's gone!.. Looks like You've lost her bro3-|"

'You don't sing me love-songs, and you don't bring me flowers anymore'

Ficheall · 21-05-2013 11:35PM

coolhull wrote: »

'You don't sing me love-songs, and you don't bring me flowers anymore'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMnCkg8dJXI

Newaglish · 21-05-2013 11:40PM

now(y)? enough(y)? what the heck?!

tdv123 · 22-05-2013 12:34AM

"Things can only get better when ye think positive

"

"i just want a boyfriend ??? am i that ugly that i cant even get one ???"

coolhull · 22-05-2013 01:11AM

tdv123 wrote: »

"Things can only get better when ye think positive "

"i just want a boyfriend ??? am i that ugly that i cant even get one ???"

She should think positive, then things can only get better,and she mightn't need a boyfriend at all

Testament1 · 22-05-2013 01:07PM

tdv123 wrote: »

"Things can only get better when ye think positive "

Unless its HIV, you never want that shit to be positive

yerwanthere123 · 23-05-2013 06:54PM

Boyzz Are Like Bluetooth Connections When Your Close They Stay Connected But When Your Far Away They Start Searching For New Divices

kunst nugget · 23-05-2013 07:11PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Boyzz Are Like Bluetooth Connections When Your Close They Stay Connected But When Your Far Away They Start Searching For New Divices

Gurlzz are Like System Updates on yer Phone. They're constantly nagging you and interrupting you when you're trying to concentrate on something then they keep breaking down after you use them.

SusieBlue · 23-05-2013 07:44PM

This probably sounds really insensitive but a girl I know just put up:

"RIP Nan, gone 47 years today, miss you so much, heartbroken every day without you

xxxxxx"

This girl is 21 years old, meaning her grandmother passed away a solid 26 years before she was even born. Call me an insensitive bitch but christ, its that's not attention whoring I don't know what is.

Some replies to said status included gems such as "always in our hearts hun xxx", "time heals all wounds, head up

" and "respect! thinking of you on this very sad day x".

mackeire · 23-05-2013 07:50PM

Some people realy piss me off ya do so much for them n get nutin in return sick to my teeth of it

SV · 23-05-2013 08:14PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

This probably sounds really insensitive but a girl I know just put up:

"RIP Nan, gone 47 years today, miss you so much, heartbroken every day without you xxxxxx"

This girl is 21 years old, meaning her grandmother passed away a solid 26 years before she was even born. Call me an insensitive bitch but christ, its that's not attention whoring I don't know what is.

Some replies to said status included gems such as "always in our hearts hun xxx", "time heals all wounds, head up " and "respect! thinking of you on this very sad day x".

I commented on someones status that had something like that up before, it was a relative of mine and I commented saying "You didn't even know her"
Got called every name under the sun but it was worth it!

Paddy Cow · 23-05-2013 08:52PM

SV wrote: »

I commented on someones status that had something like that up before, it was a relative of mine and I commented saying "You didn't even know her"
Got called every name under the sun but it was worth it!

You are so insensitive. I cry myself to sleep every night thinking of all the long lost relatives I'll never know

Thwip! · 23-05-2013 11:45PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

You are so insensitive. I cry myself to sleep every night thinking of all the long lost relatives I'll never know

My Neolithic ancestors are sorely missed

u_c_thesecond · 24-05-2013 01:07AM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Gurlzz are Like System Updates on yer Phone. They're constantly nagging you and interrupting you when you're trying to concentrate on something then they keep breaking down after you use them.

ok im a woman... and I should be offended- but that's pretty ****n funny:D:D:D

WhiteRoses wrote: »

"RIP Nan, gone 47 years today, miss you so much, heartbroken every day without you xxxxxx"

This girl is 21 years old, meaning her grandmother passed away a solid 26 years before she was even born.

ah ffs!! people like that should be shot

mackeire wrote: »

Some people realy piss me off ya do so much for them n get nutin in return sick to my teeth of it

lol if that's a girl names Natasha then we have the same person on our friends list

Dubhlinner · 24-05-2013 01:13AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

This probably sounds really insensitive but a girl I know just put up:

"RIP Nan, gone 47 years today, miss you so much, heartbroken every day without you xxxxxx"

This girl is 21 years old, meaning her grandmother passed away a solid 26 years before she was even born. Call me an insensitive bitch but christ, its that's not attention whoring I don't know what is.

Some replies to said status included gems such as "always in our hearts hun xxx", "time heals all wounds, head up " and "respect! thinking of you on this very sad day x".

Hmmm, any chance thats a typo and she's dead either 4 or 7 years? If its meant the way its typed, well that's just weird.

24-05-2013 01:16AM

Dubhlinner wrote: »

Hmmm, any chance thats a typo and she's dead either 4 or 7 years? If its meant the way its typed, well that's just weird.

It surely must be 'gone 4 (as in 'for') 7 years'?

SusieBlue · 24-05-2013 04:39AM

Tara Small Scoreboard wrote: »

It surely must be 'gone 4 (as in 'for') 7 years'?

Nope, pretty sure its 47 because someone commented saying "Its not goodbye, its a see you later, you'll see her in heaven hun xx" and the girl who put the status up replied: "What do you mean its a see you later are you mocking me, I never even got to meet her

kinda tactless thing to say hun

"

ronan45 · 24-05-2013 07:13AM

Just to put this in context.... 48 year old guy said this today on FB... I think its time I delete him :rolleyes:

"Congratulations! If you are reading this I didn't delete you from my friends list. If you are not seeing this I deleted you because you suck.
That is all for now"

mfceiling · 24-05-2013 07:33AM

I deactivated my FB account a few months ago (some of you will remember my rant at my missus who was sniping at my posts etc).

I would like to publicly thank my wife for doing that and not having to endure the crap that is spouted on FB every minute of every day.

Reading the posts here remind me why I'll never have anything to do with FB anymore.

Geomy · 24-05-2013 07:54AM

I know a few people who post Deepak Chopra and Wayne Dyer quotes on their own Facebook pages, changing the words slightly.

They get replies like, that's so amazing, so true hun, the thing is these two people are nasty moody strident ungrateful adult's, still acting like spoilt princesses. ...

Or the guy who puts up 10 month's and 2 days clean and sober, away from booze and drug's.
Thanks for all your support, ye know who ye aaaree

The gorgeous size 10, 45 year old 5 foot 9 stunner complaing about the fact she can't get back to size 8 and posting up her latest diet plan ffs

And half the town commenting on her status, awww hun you look great if only I was a size 12 id be happy more saying you're fantastic looking did you try such and such an exercise...

Or people posting complaiming about people's post's, forgetting people have feelings. ...

Entertainment I say lol

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 24-05-2013 08:46AM

This girl is a lesbian, with an ex husband. shes been dating this chick for about 10 days.
At 7pm
Was a great night with my love, finally got some sleep, we just laid here laughin and smiling being absolutely ridiculous together. Thank you for understanding me and my sense or humor and loving me for being me. Thank you my love for being my lover and my best friend, it's wonderful to wake up next to you, roll over and see your smile. Keep your head up and remember I'm by your side. Loving you to infinity and beyond. - feeling loved.

At 11pm.
Going to do a show cause I just can't take it anymore. Broken once again, but what's new? *tags ex husband* you are the coolest friend ever, I miss you like a fat kid misses snack time. I'd be lost without you, who else would tell me about bears riding motorbikes while drinking vodka? Nobody else, only you. Love you.

At 2:30 am.
I don't know what to really think or feel at the moment. I feel like a retard and an idiot. Story of my life. Why do I never let myself be happy? I don't know if that day will ever come. I run from love like it's the plague. Why I don't know but I just do and it's fuked up. I may have lost a great person tonight, but ill always have the memories if I did in fact lose them. Don't think ill be sleeping tonight. Sigh.

kunst nugget · 24-05-2013 09:57AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

This girl is a lesbian, with an ex husband. shes been dating this chick for about 10 days.
At 7pm
Was a great night with my love, finally got some sleep, we just laid here laughin and smiling being absolutely ridiculous together. Thank you for understanding me and my sense or humor and loving me for being me. Thank you my love for being my lover and my best friend, it's wonderful to wake up next to you, roll over and see your smile. Keep your head up and remember I'm by your side. Loving you to infinity and beyond. - feeling loved.

At 11pm.
Going to do a show cause I just can't take it anymore. Broken once again, but what's new? *tags ex husband* you are the coolest friend ever, I miss you like a fat kid misses snack time. I'd be lost without you, who else would tell me about bears riding motorbikes while drinking vodka? Nobody else, only you. Love you.

At 2:30 am.
I don't know what to really think or feel at the moment. I feel like a retard and an idiot. Story of my life. Why do I never let myself be happy? I don't know if that day will ever come. I run from love like it's the plague. Why I don't know but I just do and it's fuked up. I may have lost a great person tonight, but ill always have the memories if I did in fact lose them. Don't think ill be sleeping tonight. Sigh.

Wow, that's almost exactly how I felt watching the last season of the Walking Dead. First I was ecstatic that it was back on, then I started looking at youtube clips on my laptop of animals doing crazy **** while it was on in the background on the TV, just to distract me from the heartbreaking monotony of it all, before accepting that I'm such a fool for putting too much weight of expectation on the series' shoulders and realising that I probably won't watch the next series. Sigh…

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