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Am I being unduly concerned about my flatmate?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    I really really really don' miss house sharing with people , it's a ****ing nightmare at the best of times...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    dee_mc wrote: »
    you're just waiting for the next weird thing to happen!

    Sounds like a right laugh tbh


    Though it depends on how bat sht crazy the house mates are.



    Any stories???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    I really really really don' miss house sharing with people , it's a ****ing nightmare at the best of times...

    I think one of the main reasons is to keep bills down but this bird sounds like she wants it Dante's Inferno temperature hot so I'd be gone. That and her penchant for rubbing her pits on my sliced pan would prompt me to seek alternative accommodation tbh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    shank or be shanked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Ask Duggy, they know what to do with a mental housemate.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    mogrady14 wrote: »
    Iand now my expensive gluten free pasta bag ?

    Buy normal pasta and stop being gay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    You only need to worry OP if she starts borrowing your clothes-




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Dose all your food with laxatives. That'll teach her.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    How come there's always one crazy fuck in a house share?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    My partner was sharing with 3 other great guys and one fella from hell. Ate their food, made noise at ridiculous hours, made sure to be loud when they were studying, changing the channel constantly when the majority voted on something, never washing up, the usual little shít sort of fella.

    Well he was mad for stealing milk, so after a week or two my partner used draw maps to the nearest Centra on his and mark where he drank to on the bottle. He never cared about the other 3 lads taking some, they all shared if there was a shortage.

    With a less than legal acquisition of milk from the college canteen supply one early morning meant my partner and another one of the other housemates went to the apartment and told him that they got him some milk so he could stop stealing theirs now. He went for them, never slam a boxer against a wall is all I can say! He never stole his food again though!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    mogrady14 wrote: »
    The landlord said he would like to get her out but that she is there for 4 years so he would have to give her a lot of notice and it would be difficult to get her out. Everyone else is new like me and seems to avoid her except the German girl.

    Location suits me so I don't want to move. So, if neither of us move- I wonder what she is capable of and how to deal with her?


    okay so this girl has been there for four years. You come along, decide its a nice location and move in - the girl that has been there for four years is now bothering you and you don't want to move - just deal with it then. Find another place. She couldn't be that bad if she has been there for four years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    Just move out and leave her to it. There are probably a hundred 'investment' properties within a few streets of where you are, or even in the same estate, all looking for people to rent a room. I have had my fair share of housemates over the years before getting my own place, and you are not responsible for her way of life or behaviour. Life it just to damn short to put up with weird crap from housemates who you would never choose to be part of your life (other than the fact that you share a roof) when you just need to give the landlord the minimum amount of notice, pack your bags and go. Seriously, don't even give it as second thought. You don't owe your landlord any sense of loyalty or any of that crap either, just give him notice and find somewhere else. He won't give a crap, there will be someone else to fill your room. Maybe discuss with the other housemates about the splitting of the bills re. the heating, if you guys are all out at work during the day and this girl has the heating on all the time, then it's really not fair to expect ye to fork out for it. Maybe go to the landlord as a group about this particular issue?

    Does anybody remember the days before the housing boom, looking for accommodation in the Evening Herald small ads, when there would be queues down the road to view box-rooms in ****ty houses with '70's decor? Thank GOD those days are gone and at least MOST of the places for rent are reasonably new, and there are more of them!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,509 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    How come there's always one crazy fuck in a house share?

    None of my flatmates are crazy....oh...:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    How come there's always one crazy fuck in a house share?

    Lol,, if you think there isn't a crazy **** in a house share - that means you are the crazy ****!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,203 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    We've all had a weird housemate...
    I shared a house with the owner and 2 other people (one of whom was never there, the other was a really nice person). I couldn't believe my luck: the house was nice, the owner seemed great and anyway was moving to London the following week, and the rent was cheap as chips!
    Too good to be true? Yep! She was the strangest person I've ever met.
    She watched me unpacking my kitchen stuff on day 1, and as each item emerged from the bags asked 'why do you buy that particular brand of pasta?', 'do you really think Comfort is better than Lenor?', etc etc.
    I thought, ah, she's just nervous and trying to make conversation, so I asked her could she recommend any pubs or other social stuff in the town. She gave me a funny look and asked 'why do you have Ryvitas instead of cream crackers?'.
    Downhill from there! The move to London didn't happen, because the flights were too dear (even though she supposedly had interviews arranged)
    On weekend mornings she'd knock on my door at 8am and ask was I still asleep (not anymore!)
    Every Thursday she fried 4 onions with curry powder til they were black and reeking, then ate the lot while walking around the house (smell usually receded by Wednesday evening!), and once (thanks god only once) she left her skidmark-ey knickers on the floor in the bathroom! Bad enough, but it was the bathroom I shared with the guy who was never there, she had her own en-suite downstairs!
    The only time I ever confronted her (I like a quiet life) was when she used her key to go into my bedroom and move things around. As in, she thought my underwear would be 'handier' in the chest of drawers than on the shelf in the wardrobe, and she put my magazines in a pile in order of date! She felt this was all perfectly reasonable :)
    I was so relieved when my contract ended, but felt a bit bad for her when, as I moved out, she gave me a card that said 'thank you for being my friend'
    hey ho, least she didn't piss on my bread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    How come there's always one crazy fuck in a house share?


    I dunno, crazy fùcks are what makes life interesting really! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    dee_mc wrote: »
    We've all had a weird housemate...
    I shared a house with the owner and 2 other people (one of whom was never there, the other was a really nice person). I couldn't believe my luck: the house was nice, the owner seemed great and anyway was moving to London the following week, and the rent was cheap as chips!
    Too good to be true? Yep! She was the strangest person I've ever met.
    She watched me unpacking my kitchen stuff on day 1, and as each item emerged from the bags asked 'why do you buy that particular brand of pasta?', 'do you really think Comfort is better than Lenor?', etc etc.
    I thought, ah, she's just nervous and trying to make conversation, so I asked her could she recommend any pubs or other social stuff in the town. She gave me a funny look and asked 'why do you have Ryvitas instead of cream crackers?'.
    Downhill from there! The move to London didn't happen, because the flights were too dear (even though she supposedly had interviews arranged)
    On weekend mornings she'd knock on my door at 8am and ask was I still asleep (not anymore!)
    Every Thursday she fried 4 onions with curry powder til they were black and reeking, then ate the lot while walking around the house (smell usually receded by Wednesday evening!), and once (thanks god only once) she left her skidmark-ey knickers on the floor in the bathroom! Bad enough, but it was the bathroom I shared with the guy who was never there, she had her own en-suite downstairs!
    The only time I ever confronted her (I like a quiet life) was when she used her key to go into my bedroom and move things around. As in, she thought my underwear would be 'handier' in the chest of drawers than on the shelf in the wardrobe, and she put my magazines in a pile in order of date! She felt this was all perfectly reasonable :)
    I was so relieved when my contract ended, but felt a bit bad for her when, as I moved out, she gave me a card that said 'thank you for being my friend'
    hey ho, least she didn't piss on my bread!


    I think I may be married to her! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Just save yourself all that hassle and move. I took my time and had one of the loony housemates try and shank me in the middle of the night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    pour eye drops on your bread and let the culprit steal the bread

    they will be the one stuck on the toilet p!ssing out their arsehole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Just save yourself all that hassle and move. I took my time and had one of the loony housemates try and shag shank me in the middle of the night.

    fyp


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    pour eye drops on your bread and let the culprit steal the bread

    they will be the one stuck on the toilet p!ssing out their arsehole

    Do you work in our canteen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    mathie wrote: »
    Do you work in our canteen?

    nope but i guess i wasn't the first person to know that injesting eye drops will give you the ****s. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    mogrady14 wrote: »
    I told the landlord about her agression and he said he already knows about it.
    Demand your deposit back in light of this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    anncoates wrote: »
    Buy normal pasta and stop being gay.

    OP could have coeliac disease?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,741 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    conorhal wrote: »
    She sounds like she's suffering from depression, and you sound like the kind of person that counts the number of cornflakes that you have left in the packet and leaves passive aggresive notes for flatmates on the fridge.

    Pro tip: Cornflakes break in the packet, you need to weigh them for an accurate assessment of what's left in the packet. I also check under the bag to make sure nobody has replaced any missing cornflakes with something else, like sand.

    Even then, it can go wrong.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    This is why I'ld rather live by myself than share an apartment with anyone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Jesus, people... she almost certainly didn't pee on the bread.

    She most likely dribbled some water from a p!ssy loo on it... using a drinking glass as vessel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    mogrady14 wrote: »
    I tried to talk to her about it and now my expensive gluten free pasta bag was opened and most of it gone. One of the slices of my bread was damp and salty despite the fact that I don't even own salt and my press is dry.

    O_O
    This is possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on AH, and that's really saying something :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    You're already on the right track to sorting the problem - you asked a bunch of strangers on the internet for help. If that fails, confront the person herself. Don't be a pu$$y.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭face1990


    Why would you taste the damp bread??


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