Am I being unduly concerned about my flatmate?

mogrady14 · 01-05-2013 02:54PM #1

I moved into a new house on my own after breaking up with my boyfriend. The house was in the perfect location for me. I am concerned about one of the women in the house. She doesn't leave the house-no job, no hobbies and rarely socialises. The heating seems to be on nearly always even at 3:30am in the night. I thought she was going to hit me last week for changing the tv channel after she had left the living room. I told the landlord about her agression and he said he already knows about it.

I tried to talk to her about it and now my expensive gluten free pasta bag was opened and most of it gone. One of the slices of my bread was damp and salty despite the fact that I don't even own salt and my press is dry. I am begining to wonder what is she capable of?

OU812 · 01-05-2013 02:56PM

Making lunch apparantly.

Face up to her. Tell her to back the F off or she WILL face the consequences.

Vicar in a tutu · 01-05-2013 02:56PM

She got your landlord to have a w@nk into your bread.. they're in this together:eek:

Clandestine · 01-05-2013 02:58PM

mogrady14 wrote: »

One of the slices of my bread was damp and salty despite the fact that I don't even own salt and my press is dry.

Erm, I hope you didn't eat it...

SEPT 23 1989 · 01-05-2013 02:58PM

Is she hot?

Fratton Fred · 01-05-2013 03:01PM

Is she definitely a woman?'

Freddy Smelly · 01-05-2013 03:01PM

tell landlord your not happy with your housemate and that you are going to move out unless he deals with her.

living in a flat/house on your own ftw. no smelly weird housemates to bug ya.

HondaSami · 01-05-2013 03:04PM

mogrady14 wrote: »

I moved into a new house on my own after breaking up with my boyfriend. The house was in the perfect location for me. I am concerned about one of the women in the house. She doesn't leave the house-no job, no hobbies and rarely socialises. The heating seems to be on nearly always even at 3:30am in the night. I thought she was going to hit me last week for changing the tv channel after she had left the living room. I told the landlord about her agression and he said he already knows about it.

I tried to talk to her about it and now my expensive gluten free pasta bag was opened and most of it gone. One of the slices of my bread was damp and salty despite the fact that I don't even own salt and my press is dry. I am begining to wonder what is she capable of?

The landlord should have told you what she was like before you moved in, tell him you are moving out ASAP and you want your deposit back.
Are you expected to pay for half the heating bills?

01-05-2013 03:05PM

Ya think that's bad, a chap was telling me how his Flatmate shot a deer and then brought it home and butchered it in his Room and never bothered to fridge any of the meat. He moved out.

mogrady14 · 01-05-2013 03:07PM

The landlord said he would like to get her out but that she is there for 4 years so he would have to give her a lot of notice and it would be difficult to get her out. Everyone else is new like me and seems to avoid her except the German girl.

Location suits me so I don't want to move. So, if neither of us move- I wonder what she is capable of and how to deal with her?

dantbyhid · 01-05-2013 03:10PM

mogrady14 wrote: »

One of the slices of my bread was damp and salty despite the fact that I don't even own salt and my press is dry.

You tasted the bread after realising it was damp?

1hottmofo · 01-05-2013 03:13PM

Did she rub your bread on her Fanjita

If so Ebay it up

conorhal · 01-05-2013 03:16PM

She sounds like she's suffering from depression, and you sound like the kind of person that counts the number of cornflakes that you have left in the packet and leaves passive aggresive notes for flatmates on the fridge.

In other words, I expect you to find her to standing outside your bedroom door with a kitchen knife by wednesday.

ColeTrain · 01-05-2013 03:16PM

Snatch her ass in a bear trap, have her swingin from tree so high, nobody find her for days.

mitosis · 01-05-2013 03:19PM

Put a lock on the press you keep your food in. Apart from that, try to be friendly with her. She sounds like she needs help/support.

MurdyWurdy · 01-05-2013 03:19PM

mogrady14 wrote: »

The landlord said he would like to get her out but that she is there for 4 years so he would have to give her a lot of notice and it would be difficult to get her out. Everyone else is new like me and seems to avoid her except the German girl.

Location suits me so I don't want to move. So, if neither of us move- I wonder what she is capable of and how to deal with her?

God, I'd move for the heating bills alone. If she has the heating on the whole time they must be sky high! No way I'm paying for someone else's mad heating habits, let alone all the other weird stuff.

mathie · 01-05-2013 03:25PM

Move.

Lifes too short for this $hit / pi$$ stained bread.

Merkin · 01-05-2013 03:28PM

I'd be moving out too.

dee_mc · 01-05-2013 03:31PM

Even if the location is great, just move! There are so many places available for rent right now, your present landlord might even recommend somewhere, I've lived with total lunatics before and it is just not worth it, you're just waiting for the next weird thing to happen!

--Kaiser-- · 01-05-2013 03:31PM

conorhal wrote: »

She sounds like she's suffering from depression, and you sound like the kind of person that counts the number of cornflakes that you have left in the packet and leaves passive aggresive notes for flatmates on the fridge.

What are you on about? I'd be laying the smack down on anyone who took my food without asking first or replacing after

MurdyWurdy · 01-05-2013 03:34PM

mathie wrote: »

Move.

Lifes too short for this $hit / pi$$ stained bread.

I'm making this my new mantra, when I want an excuse to do something reckless I'm going to tell everyone "life is too short for piss stained bread"!

Crann na Beatha · 01-05-2013 03:34PM

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--Kaiser-- · 01-05-2013 03:37PM

Phoenix wrote: »

Are you "The Rock"?:pac: rockbottom through a table!

I prefer the people's elbow (preceded by the people's eyebrow, of course)

mathie · 01-05-2013 03:38PM

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

I'm making this my new mantra, when I want an excuse to do something reckless I'm going to tell everyone "life is too short for piss stained bread"!

We need to start work quick on the t-shirts.

SouthTippBass · 01-05-2013 03:41PM

Yesssss! A good old fashioned my housemates a c*nt thread. Now, this is why I come to after-hours. Lets proceed, have you considered ****ting in her bed yet?

Crann na Beatha · 01-05-2013 03:41PM

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Czarcasm · 01-05-2013 03:43PM

mogrady14 wrote: »

I moved into a new house on my own after breaking up with my boyfriend. The house was in the perfect location for me. I am concerned about one of the women in the house. She doesn't leave the house-no job, no hobbies and rarely socialises. The heating seems to be on nearly always even at 3:30am in the night. I thought she was going to hit me last week for changing the tv channel after she had left the living room. I told the landlord about her agression and he said he already knows about it.

I tried to talk to her about it and now my expensive gluten free pasta bag was opened and most of it gone. One of the slices of my bread was damp and salty despite the fact that I don't even own salt and my press is dry. I am begining to wonder what is she capable of?

Sounds like a girl I used live with OP. She was exactly the same as your flatmate- never stirred out of bed except to collect her social welfare on tuesday mornings, then back to bed for the week.

That was until the night I had some friends over and this one particular chap, well, he didn't like to see this girl up in the room on her own while we were downstairs having a laugh. I told him to leave her alone, and I figured she'd tear strips off him on sight of entering her bedroom...

Ten minutes went by, then half an hour, suddenly there was a whole lot of roaring and screaming and I said for the guys own safety I'd better get him out of there. The mental images will never leave me-

There she was on top of him giving it welly and he cursing and roaring so I couldn't be sure was he enjoying it or not, but for sure she was with the big giddy head on her!

I closed the door and went back downstairs. I was in the kitchen the next morning having my breakfast when I could hear somebody stumbling down the stairs and in himself struggles into the kitchen, hanging off the door.

He couldn't even look at me straight, so I made him breakfast and sent him on his way. The girl moved out a week later and moved to Galway, got a job in a fish factory there, that was the last I heard of her.

Jesus now I think of it- make sure it's actually butter is in the tub you're spreading on that fanny bread!

AnonoBoy · 01-05-2013 03:44PM

Just move out.

These people who operate on the fringes of society and only enjoyable in the past tense as a story to tell down the pub.

Nodster · 01-05-2013 03:46PM

conorhal wrote: »

......and leaves passive aggresive notes for flatmates on the fridge.

read a good book based on the subject called "I lick my cheese"

On a serious note, consider moving soon for your own health/sanity

mathie · 01-05-2013 03:51PM

SouthTippBass wrote: »

Yesssss! A good old fashioned my housemates a c*nt thread. Now, this is why I come to after-hours. Lets proceed, have you considered ****ting in her bed yet?

roasting?

VinLieger · 01-05-2013 03:56PM

In cases like this the only answer is fire

Am I being unduly concerned about my flatmate?

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