Invisible for a day

Prodigious · 25-04-2013 10:55PM #1

What would you do if you were invisible for an entire day?*

Personally, I would go to Area 51 and snoop around.

*No perverted stuff

wonderfulname · 25-04-2013 10:58PM

Prodigious wrote: »

*No perverted stuff

Why would you even bother?

For Forks Sake · 25-04-2013 10:59PM

Go ask Kevin Bacon, he'd know the answer to this one...

errlloyd · 25-04-2013 11:00PM

Probably sit on boards.

loremolis · 25-04-2013 11:01PM

Kinda' like being married really.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 25-04-2013 11:01PM

Stay in a lift all day and touch people up while they think its other people on the lift.

Seachmall · 25-04-2013 11:03PM

I'd fulfill a childhood goal and punt one of those fucking pigeons that stroll cockily along the ground.

The Backwards Man · 25-04-2013 11:04PM

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

SureYWouldntYa · 25-04-2013 11:05PM

Never mind being invisible.

Id love to be a fly on the wall when everyone i know finds out i died.

Id just like to see who'd laugh and who'd be all sad i dont know just a crazy wish of mine

mawk · 25-04-2013 11:06PM

Take the day off and watch tv. I could do with a break

The Backwards Man · 25-04-2013 11:08PM

Have you ever noticed that invisible people never have a wheezing cough or terrible body odour that gives them away?

25-04-2013 11:11PM

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Stay in a lift all day and touch people up while they think its other people on the lift.

Or fart constantly and see how many people get blamed.

Mariasofia · 25-04-2013 11:14PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Have you ever noticed that invisible people never have a wheezing cough or terrible body odour that gives them away?

Eh noo think that's the whole point of being invisible.

Brego888 · 25-04-2013 11:16PM

Eh, woman's changing rooms. Obviously.

Riamfada · 25-04-2013 11:16PM

Hang out in the gents locker room ... wait... I dont have to be invisible to do that!! But ..... im not gay!! Oh cruel world!!!

Ruu · 25-04-2013 11:18PM

Wallop George Hook on the back of the head.

artanevilla · 25-04-2013 11:20PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

Em, Who's Tom Donaldson?

ToddyDoody · 25-04-2013 11:20PM

For one day? My last resort would be to head into Leinster House with the boyos and shuffle papers etc.

NuckingFacker · 25-04-2013 11:23PM

I have a feeling my day would be filled with visits to banking establishments. Light in, heavy out.

castletownman · 25-04-2013 11:26PM

Female changing rooms at the local gym used by hot young one's.

For non perverted reasons in keeping with the OP's request.

NuckingFacker · 25-04-2013 11:31PM

castletownman wrote: »

Female changing rooms at the local gym used by hot young one's.

For non perverted reasons in keeping with the OP's request.

If you did the "Bank thing", you could buy your own gym, complete with female changing rooms. For "non-perverted" reasons, obviously. With your new-found "loaded" status, you'd also need to buy a small stick, to beat them off with.(no sniggering down the back)

mewe · 25-04-2013 11:32PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

Ha ha nice one :pac:

NuckingFacker · 25-04-2013 11:51PM

Prodigious wrote: »

What would you do if you were invisible for an entire day?*

Personally, I would go to Area 51 and snoop around.

*No perverted stuff

Because an aircraft breakers fascinates you? You could help catalogue the spares as they get stored away neatly. That's the current tenant btw.