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Invisible for a day

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  • 25-04-2013 10:55pm
    #1
    Prodigious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭


    What would you do if you were invisible for an entire day?*

    Personally, I would go to Area 51 and snoop around.



    *No perverted stuff


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    #2
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    Prodigious wrote: »
    *No perverted stuff

    Why would you even bother?


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    #3
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Go ask Kevin Bacon, he'd know the answer to this one...


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    #4
    errlloyd
    Registered Users Posts: 12,601 ✭✭✭✭errlloyd


    Probably sit on boards.


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    #5
    loremolis
    Registered Users Posts: 944 ✭✭✭loremolis


    Kinda' like being married really.


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    #6
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Stay in a lift all day and touch people up while they think its other people on the lift.


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    #7
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    I'd fulfill a childhood goal and punt one of those fucking pigeons that stroll cockily along the ground.


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

    And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.


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    SureYWouldntYa
    Registered Users Posts: 7,724 ✭✭✭SureYWouldntYa


    Never mind being invisible.

    Id love to be a fly on the wall when everyone i know finds out i died.

    Id just like to see who'd laugh and who'd be all sad i dont know just a crazy wish of mine


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    #10
    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    Take the day off and watch tv. I could do with a break


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    #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Have you ever noticed that invisible people never have a wheezing cough or terrible body odour that gives them away?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »
    Stay in a lift all day and touch people up while they think its other people on the lift.

    Or fart constantly and see how many people get blamed.


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    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Have you ever noticed that invisible people never have a wheezing cough or terrible body odour that gives them away?
    Eh noo think that's the whole point of being invisible.


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    #14
    Brego888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭Brego888


    Eh, woman's changing rooms. Obviously.


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    #15
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Hang out in the gents locker room ... wait... I dont have to be invisible to do that!! But ..... im not gay!! Oh cruel world!!!


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    #16
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Wallop George Hook on the back of the head.


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    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,335 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

    And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

    Em, Who's Tom Donaldson?


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    #18
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    For one day? My last resort would be to head into Leinster House with the boyos and shuffle papers etc.


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    #19
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    I have a feeling my day would be filled with visits to banking establishments. Light in, heavy out.


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    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,076 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Female changing rooms at the local gym used by hot young one's.

    For non perverted reasons in keeping with the OP's request.


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    #21
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    castletownman wrote: »
    Female changing rooms at the local gym used by hot young one's.

    For non perverted reasons in keeping with the OP's request.
    If you did the "Bank thing", you could buy your own gym, complete with female changing rooms. For "non-perverted" reasons, obviously. With your new-found "loaded" status, you'd also need to buy a small stick, to beat them off with.(no sniggering down the back)


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    mewe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭mewe


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'd steal an Apache attack helicopter,

    And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames.

    Ha ha nice one :pac:


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    #23
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Prodigious wrote: »
    What would you do if you were invisible for an entire day?*

    Personally, I would go to Area 51 and snoop around.



    *No perverted stuff
    Because an aircraft breakers fascinates you? You could help catalogue the spares as they get stored away neatly. That's the current tenant btw.


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    #24
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Have a **** to see if the jip is invisible too. Then I'd smear it in someones face.


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    #25
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Murdering people I didn't like while they are in public places, obviously.


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    #26
    A fella called fish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 188 ✭✭A fella called fish


    Cover myself in flour and walk around naked


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    #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    artanevilla wrote: »
    Em, Who's Tom Donaldson?
    Just a mate.


















    :pac:


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    #28
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    A fella called fish wrote: »
    Cover myself in flour and walk around naked
    That would defeat the purpose.

    I'd snoop in other people's houses. :o


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    #29
    Nertballs
    Registered Users Posts: 94 ✭✭Nertballs


    just drive around the city beeping the horn to see the looks ya get


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    #30
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I'm adopted so I'd go to my birth family and see how they live!

    And definitely snoop in my neighbours houses.


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I'd spy on elves having sex and draw it.


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