Coronation Street [News, Spoilers and Discussion]

LizT · 24-04-2013 1:36pm

I'm surprised Owen didn't go around to Michelle's and bash the door down.

He doesn't strike me as the type of person who'd get a text from Katie saying she was staying in Ryan's house and be like 'grand, she's not coming home'

La_Gordy · 24-04-2013 3:39pm

LizT wrote: »

I'm surprised Owen didn't go around to Michelle's and bash the door down.

He doesn't strike me as the type of person who'd get a text from Katie saying she was staying in Ryan's house and be like 'grand, she's not coming home'

Hahaha Owen - notorious for his passive and respectful reactions to anyone and anything.

Jikashi · 24-04-2013 4:01pm

Next episode: A Day in the life of Eoin (hey they did it for Peter)

*bashes in Ryan's door* Stay away from my daughter!
*bashes in Tim's door* Stay away from Anna's daughter!
*bashes in Tina's door* Stay away from my daughter's partner!
*bashes in Emily's door* Sorry love, wrong house!
*bashes in Chesney's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Gary's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Stella's door* Next payment on the Rovers job is due!
*bashes in Dev's door* Sorry for your loss mate, lemme know if I can help!
*bashes in Anna's door* Hiya love; I solved several storylines and have a few repair jobs lined up for tomorrow. What's for tea?

MugMugs · 24-04-2013 4:02pm

Jikashi wrote: »

Next episode: A Day in the life of Eoin (hey they did it for Peter)

*bashes in Ryan's door* Stay away from my daughter!
*bashes in Tim's door* Stay away from Anna's daughter!
*bashes in Tina's door* Stay away from my daughter's partner!
*bashes in Emily's door* Sorry love, wrong house!
*bashes in Chesney's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Gary's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Stella's door* Next payment on the Rovers job is due!
*bashes in Dev's door* Sorry for your loss mate, lemme know if I can help!
*bashes in Anna's door* Hiya love; I solved several storylines and have a few repair jobs lined up for tomorrow. What's for tea?

I can't thank that post more than once unfortunately !

syklops · 24-04-2013 7:53pm

So, will Dev and Mary get it on? She's younger than Deirdre.

efb · 24-04-2013 7:56pm

Jikashi wrote: »

Next episode: A Day in the life of Eoin (hey they did it for Peter)

*bashes in Ryan's door* Stay away from my daughter!
*bashes in Tim's door* Stay away from Anna's daughter!
*bashes in Tina's door* Stay away from my daughter's partner!
*bashes in Emily's door* Sorry love, wrong house!
*bashes in Chesney's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Gary's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Stella's door* Next payment on the Rovers job is due!
*bashes in Dev's door* Sorry for your loss mate, lemme know if I can help!
*bashes in Anna's backdoors* RAAR!!!

FYP

mb1725 · 24-04-2013 8:35pm

Jikashi wrote: »

Next episode: A Day in the life of Eoin (hey they did it for Peter)

*bashes in Ryan's door* Stay away from my daughter!
*bashes in Tim's door* Stay away from Anna's daughter!
*bashes in Tina's door* Stay away from my daughter's partner!
*bashes in Emily's door* Sorry love, wrong house!
*bashes in Chesney's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Gary's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Stella's door* Next payment on the Rovers job is due!
*bashes in Dev's door* Sorry for your loss mate, lemme know if I can help!
*bashes in Anna's door* Hiya love; I solved several storylines and have a few repair jobs lined up for tomorrow. What's for tea?

......and the nomination for best soap screenwriting of the year goes to Jikashi..... :pac::pac:

JP Liz V1 · 24-04-2013 9:09pm

Jikashi wrote: »

Next episode: A Day in the life of Eoin (hey they did it for Peter)

*bashes in Ryan's door* Stay away from my daughter!
*bashes in Tim's door* Stay away from Anna's daughter!
*bashes in Tina's door* Stay away from my daughter's partner!
*bashes in Emily's door* Sorry love, wrong house!
*bashes in Chesney's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Gary's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Stella's door* Next payment on the Rovers job is due!
*bashes in Dev's door* Sorry for your loss mate, lemme know if I can help!
*bashes in Anna's door* Hiya love; I solved several storylines and have a few repair jobs lined up for tomorrow. What's for tea?

Post of the Year!

dixiedan · 24-04-2013 9:28pm

syklops wrote: »

So, will Dev and Mary get it on? She's younger than Deirdre.

Well...if they do, lets hope its kept offscreen

casio4 · 24-04-2013 9:37pm

I thought the scene with Steve in the towel was very funny

JP Liz V1 · 25-04-2013 12:25am

LizT wrote: »

I'm surprised Owen didn't go around to Michelle's and bash the door down.

He doesn't strike me as the type of person who'd get a text from Katie saying she was staying in Ryan's house and be like 'grand, she's not coming home'

She must have not said in the text which friend

Ann22 · 25-04-2013 1:06am

I'm sick listening to Leanne nagging and I'm sick listening to Katy and Chesney rowing. How many more times does he have to catch her talking to Ryan in the street? It's the same scenario over and over again.

The cheek of Gary saying to Tommy 'we'll let you know' (in replying to Tommy's offer of help to Tina:mad:)...freakin' weirdo:mad:.

I think Leanne is dampening down her feelings for Peter hence the frustrated yakking. She's really wearing me lately, narky cow:mad:.

Aw isn't Mary awful good to Dev and the kids

....(what kids their age in their right minds would want to play Monopoly?

)

macjohn · 25-04-2013 1:57am

Jikashi wrote: »

Next episode: A Day in the life of Eoin (hey they did it for Peter)

*bashes in Ryan's door* Stay away from my daughter!
*bashes in Tim's door* Stay away from Anna's daughter!
*bashes in Tina's door* Stay away from my daughter's partner!
*bashes in Emily's door* Sorry love, wrong house!
*bashes in Chesney's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Gary's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Stella's door* Next payment on the Rovers job is due!
*bashes in Dev's door* Sorry for your loss mate, lemme know if I can help!
*bashes in Anna's door* Hiya love; I solved several storylines and have a few repair jobs lined up for tomorrow. What's for tea?

Ann22 we have a challenger; .............

Fighting out of the blue corner we have Jikashi

Game on

(keep it coming Ann, this thread is as good as the show)

Jikashi · 25-04-2013 2:19am

Whoa, didn't expect that level of response lol

Ugh, Leanne has never annoyed me more than tonight. Shouting in front of the customers and then directing her anger at them for not really caring for what she had to say, first in the Bistro then in the bookies, then stropping out when she's cleared the place. Nick's not much better but at least he's a bit more subtle about it.

Bit of paint to brighten the place up, Leanne? Two things: what would you propose as a more striking colour than canary yellow walls and two, are those waffle-walls even paintable?

As for Chesney, if he's lonely, has literally nothing to do all day, and has just listened to Eoin saying how he had to take the day off work to look after Jo-zeff, would it be a nice idea to maybe spend the day with his son? Perhaps?

jjf1974 · 25-04-2013 9:08am

Jikashi wrote: »

Whoa, didn't expect that level of response lol

Bit of paint to brighten the place up, Leanne? Two things: what would you propose as a more striking colour than canary yellow walls and two, are those waffle-walls even paintable?

what are them walls made from ? It must be a bit of an effort to hoover the dust of them.

lisaj · 25-04-2013 10:58am

Jikashi wrote: »

As for Chesney, if he's lonely, has literally nothing to do all day, and has just listened to Eoin saying how he had to take the day off work to look after Jo-zeff, would it be a nice idea to maybe spend the day with his son? Perhaps?

Haha, I'm not the only one that thinks the way they pronounce Joseph is bizarre.

mb1725 · 25-04-2013 11:28am

lisaj wrote: »

Haha, I'm not the only one that thinks the way they pronounce Joseph is bizarre.

..............and Kay-ee with the silent 't'

lisaj · 25-04-2013 11:33am

mb1725 wrote: »

..............and Kay-ee with the silent 't'

For some reason I hate the way Leanne refers to Simon as Si. Maybe it's just a Leanne thing, miserable face on her.

Curlysue76 · 25-04-2013 11:36am

lisaj wrote: »

For some reason I hate the way Leanne refers to Simon as Si. Maybe it's just a Leanne thing, miserable face on her.

I don't like that either, Simon is a lovely name. Leanne is a miserable bint though and getting worse. Nick could do a lot better.

syklops · 25-04-2013 11:48am

Why do they pronounce the kids names like they are two seperate words?

Jo-Zeff
Ruuu-beh
Lee-Em

Thank god for Leanne(Everyones favourite street resident) who shortens the name of her not quite son, by calling him Sy.

Jikashi · 25-04-2013 12:31pm

syklops wrote: »

Why do they pronounce the kids names like they are two seperate words?

Jo-Zeff
Ruuu-beh
Lee-Em

Rai-yenn...

Maybe Coronation Street is just on Planet Krypton

syklops · 25-04-2013 12:37pm

Did anyone else notice,I think it was Monday night. Michelle goes "Oh you look nice babes". I thought she was talking to Steve. I got really creeped out when I realised she was talking to Ryan. He honestly looks old enough to be dating her, not Katie.

Rasheed · 25-04-2013 7:18pm

Didn't poor Chesney end up being a rather unfortunate looking lad? He wasn't an ugly child but, god help him, he didn't turn out well.

I think it's his eyebrows, or lack thereof.

And Katy is getting better looking every day. Poor Ches.

Ann22 · 25-04-2013 11:36pm

lisaj wrote: »

For some reason I hate the way Leanne refers to Simon as Si. Maybe it's just a Leanne thing, miserable face on her.

Now that's always got on my nerves...'Si' stupidest shortening of a name I've ever heard:mad:. With Peter calling her 'Lee' I was expecting her to start calling him 'Pee'.

Bookies are always full. Every bookies I've ever been in (to collect the odd 3.50 Grand National winning:o) was packed full of men who stared indignantly at a woman having the audacity to intrude on their territory. I don't think I've ever seen more than one customer in Peter's place. It's the size of a telephone box. What was Leanne on about 'lick of paint' ...a lick of paint??? Wtf difference would that make?? They need to offer tea or coffee to customers and a plate of bickies like what they do here now (or so I've been told). It's too small for gangs of men to gather to scream at the telly and that's probably what mad gamblers want. Or they could offer a deal, like a free fiver bet with every 10 bets:). Pair of stupid fcukers:mad:.

Ann22 · 25-04-2013 11:48pm

Rasheed wrote: »

Didn't poor Chesney end up being a rather unfortunate looking lad? He wasn't an ugly child but, god help him, he didn't turn out well.

I think it's his eyebrows, or lack thereof.

And Katy is getting better looking every day. Poor Ches.

God help him, he has unfortunate auld fella features and his expressions don't help. If he was paired off with a girl who wasn't such a stunner I don't think we'd notice his looks. They're not a believeable couple. I think Corrie is prone to doing that...making unlikely pairings. I don't like her and Ryan together either. At times he acts like he's trying to appear young but it doesn't work....Katy looks acts and sounds like a fourteen year old with a gormless face and he looks like a 25yr old. I was taken aback to see her with her boobs out the other night. If I was a fella I'd be feeling guilty admiring her I think.

Red Kev · 26-04-2013 7:27am

Ann22 wrote: »

I was taken aback to see her with her boobs out the other night. If I was a fella I'd be feeling guilty admiring her I think.

Believe me I don't have any guilt admiring her. :pac::pac:

In Corrie she's 18, in real life she's 22.

efb · 26-04-2013 7:43am

syklops wrote: »

Did anyone else notice,I think it was Monday night. Michelle goes "Oh you look nice babes". I thought she was talking to Steve. I got really creeped out when I realised she was talking to Ryan. He honestly looks old enough to be dating her, not Katie.

Incest (kinda) storyline!!!!

syklops · 26-04-2013 9:35am

efb wrote: »

Incest (kinda) storyline!!!!

Well considering he was swapped at birth, it wouldn't actually be incest...

u_c_thesecond · 26-04-2013 11:34am

Rasheed wrote: »

I feel so sorry for Izzy.....and I've a feeling things aren't going to improve for her.

God shes annoying- wtf did she expect like- she decided to go ahead with the Surrogacy and now shes feeling left out. Tina could have gone to the class on her own it was her and garys decision to go too- what were they gonna do stand in the back and listen- its garys kid of course he would want the experiences. She jumped into the Surrogacy and now shes feeln left out- uggghhh annoying bint!!!!

fussyonion wrote: »

Guys and gals, head over to AH and check out the "Most Unrealistic Aspects of Soaps"...it's really good.

I shall

Jikashi wrote: »

Next episode: A Day in the life of Eoin (hey they did it for Peter)

*bashes in Ryan's door* Stay away from my daughter!
*bashes in Tim's door* Stay away from Anna's daughter!
*bashes in Tina's door* Stay away from my daughter's partner!
*bashes in Emily's door* Sorry love, wrong house!
*bashes in Chesney's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Gary's door* Get your act together with my daughter!
*bashes in Stella's door* Next payment on the Rovers job is due!
*bashes in Dev's door* Sorry for your loss mate, lemme know if I can help!
*bashes in Anna's door* Hiya love; I solved several storylines and have a few repair jobs lined up for tomorrow. What's for tea?

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT !!!!

syklops wrote: »

So, will Dev and Mary get it on? She's younger than Deirdre.

Ew

MugMugs · 26-04-2013 11:35am

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Ew

I know, syklops totally killed the Katy thing I had going on in my head.

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