Write the best story ever, one line at a time.

WoollyRedHat · 14-04-2013 04:35PM

stoneill wrote: »

The Liffey, well it stank like hell.

Now poor Ol' Gerry, god bless his heart, didn't have a lot of money

pragmatic1 · 14-04-2013 04:35PM

Brendan was injecting himself with LDS when in walks Ann with a fannypad stuck to her foot.

becost · 14-04-2013 04:37PM

rolliepoley wrote: »

Meanwhile back at the ranch!!

All the cowboys had gathered for an evening of karaoke and cabaret while enjoying a candlelit traditional vegetarian meal.

rainbowdrop · 14-04-2013 04:45PM

becost wrote: »

All the cowboys had gathered for an evening of karaoke and cabaret while enjoying a candlelit traditional vegetarian meal.

They decided to club together their money and hire a stripper. They were expecting a beautiful lady, but due to a mix up with the bookings, a one legged chinese dwarf called Bob turned up instead......

Bluestrike · 14-04-2013 04:48PM

He proceded to dance but they were so disgusted, they shot him, and then ran for their lives...............

Cantona's Collars · 14-04-2013 04:51PM

Except for Dave,he stayed behind to have sex with the still warm corpse...

Jimmy Iovine · 14-04-2013 04:53PM

Thankfully, Trent was quickly on the case, 'pew' 'pewing' at Dave until he was rid of. Trent likes sex, but he frowns upon necrophilia.

doglover89 · 14-04-2013 04:53PM

they thought they had escaped, but they were soon being pursued by at least a hundred of Bob's incestuous family, all of whom had one leg and an extra arm sticking out of their heads.. To defend themselves, the cowboys...

rolliepoley · 14-04-2013 04:54PM

While dave was having his way,to the hills they ran and one of them shouts out,before that fella brendan comes along again.

becost · 14-04-2013 05:00PM

Brendan could smell the sex in the air...

bacon n eggs · 14-04-2013 05:05PM

Although it could be the fanny pad stuck to Anns foot. He scanned the area only to discover..

IceFjoem · 14-04-2013 06:35PM

...that bobs family had caught up to him and were having sex with his body... -"hsssssss", he flirtatiously grinned -

"...

joe stodge · 14-04-2013 06:49PM

...quickly Brendan turned on the mob and with one swing of his guitar he knocked Ann to the ground, leaving her to fend for herself as the mob approached them, away Brendan ran to...

Amirani · 14-04-2013 06:52PM

joe stodge wrote: »

...quickly Brendan turned on the mob and with one swing of his guitar he knocked Ann to the ground, leaving her to fend for herself as the mob approached them, away Brendan ran to...

...a massive gangbang.

joe stodge · 14-04-2013 06:54PM

The gangbang consisted of nothing but Gary busey lookalikes, Brendan knew he was in for it this time. He wiped the sweat from his brow and...

K.Flyer · 14-04-2013 07:00PM

joe stodge wrote: »

The gangbang consisted of nothing but Gary busey lookalikes, Brendan knew he was in for it this time. He wiped the sweat from his brow and...

ran out of the building only to find the one legged novelty act's Harley Davidson parked ouside with the keys in the ignition, pausing for a moment...

genuine leather · 14-04-2013 07:04PM

ahh brilliant...:-)))..... maybe paidraigg can come in with a line.....brendan has nine(ninety) lives......

but just at that moment brendan remembered... he had the guitar tuner in his pocket beside his machete........

Cee-Jay-Cee · 14-04-2013 07:05PM

K.Flyer wrote: »

ran out of the building only to find the one legged novelty act's Harley Davidson parked ouside with the keys in the ignition, pausing for a moment...

He wracked his brain on how to start a motorbike but alas his memory failed him. With that he heard the roar of a lion...

bacon n eggs · 14-04-2013 10:45PM

turned around and saw david attenbourgh crouched down behind a whin bush in camouflage clothing staring open mouthed at a great big....

Bluestrike · 16-04-2013 11:21PM

Killer whale which then proceded to attack david attenbourgh while he commentated over it

johnty56 · 16-04-2013 11:26PM

commentated being another word for

FionnK86 · 16-04-2013 11:26PM

with light in his hair and you in his arms...wooohooowooo

razorgil · 16-04-2013 11:37PM

"brendan.....what the fúck are you doing?!"......asked the boss, staring at brendan, who was now lying on the ground, daydreaming...

Fromthetrees · 17-04-2013 12:13AM

...and was touching himself whilst singing the following,

Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....

I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them keys
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off...

Mr Tibbs · 17-04-2013 01:05AM

Lying in the bath thinking of her naked curves, those gorgeous breasts the one eyed snake stared up at me as I stroked it gently. I lay back in ecstasy when suddenly I felt this tap on my shoulder.

cartell_best · 17-04-2013 03:16AM

Dance, even if you have no where to do it but in your own living room....read the directions, even if you don't follow them...DO NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel UGLY and YOU ARE NOT! (and not a single person on this planet is ugly x)

rockbeast · 17-04-2013 03:43AM

You and I both know that this cigarette-stained heart could do with a light right now.

Write the best story ever, one line at a time.

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