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    #32
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    stoneill wrote: »
    The Liffey, well it stank like hell.

    Now poor Ol' Gerry, god bless his heart, didn't have a lot of money


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    #33
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Brendan was injecting himself with LDS when in walks Ann with a fannypad stuck to her foot.


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    #34
    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    rolliepoley wrote: »
    Meanwhile back at the ranch!!

    All the cowboys had gathered for an evening of karaoke and cabaret while enjoying a candlelit traditional vegetarian meal.


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    #35
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    becost wrote: »
    All the cowboys had gathered for an evening of karaoke and cabaret while enjoying a candlelit traditional vegetarian meal.

    They decided to club together their money and hire a stripper. They were expecting a beautiful lady, but due to a mix up with the bookings, a one legged chinese dwarf called Bob turned up instead......


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    #36
    Bluestrike
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭Bluestrike


    He proceded to dance but they were so disgusted, they shot him, and then ran for their lives...............


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    #37
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Except for Dave,he stayed behind to have sex with the still warm corpse...


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    #38
    Jimmy Iovine
    Registered Users Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    Thankfully, Trent was quickly on the case, 'pew' 'pewing' at Dave until he was rid of. Trent likes sex, but he frowns upon necrophilia.


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    #39
    doglover89
    Registered Users Posts: 23 ✭doglover89


    they thought they had escaped, but they were soon being pursued by at least a hundred of Bob's incestuous family, all of whom had one leg and an extra arm sticking out of their heads.. To defend themselves, the cowboys...


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    #40
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    While dave was having his way,to the hills they ran and one of them shouts out,before that fella brendan comes along again.


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    #41
    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    Brendan could smell the sex in the air...


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    #42
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    Although it could be the fanny pad stuck to Anns foot. He scanned the area only to discover..


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    #43
    IceFjoem
    Registered Users Posts: 399 ✭✭IceFjoem


    ...that bobs family had caught up to him and were having sex with his body... -"hsssssss", he flirtatiously grinned -

    "...


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    #44
    joe stodge
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    ...quickly Brendan turned on the mob and with one swing of his guitar he knocked Ann to the ground, leaving her to fend for herself as the mob approached them, away Brendan ran to...


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    #45
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,521 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    joe stodge wrote: »
    ...quickly Brendan turned on the mob and with one swing of his guitar he knocked Ann to the ground, leaving her to fend for herself as the mob approached them, away Brendan ran to...

    ...a massive gangbang.


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    #46
    joe stodge
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    The gangbang consisted of nothing but Gary busey lookalikes, Brendan knew he was in for it this time. He wiped the sweat from his brow and...


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    #47
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    joe stodge wrote: »
    The gangbang consisted of nothing but Gary busey lookalikes, Brendan knew he was in for it this time. He wiped the sweat from his brow and...

    ran out of the building only to find the one legged novelty act's Harley Davidson parked ouside with the keys in the ignition, pausing for a moment...


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    #48
    genuine leather
    Registered Users Posts: 370 ✭✭genuine leather


    ahh brilliant...:-)))..... maybe paidraigg can come in with a line.....brendan has nine(ninety) lives......

    but just at that moment brendan remembered... he had the guitar tuner in his pocket beside his machete........


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    #49
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    K.Flyer wrote: »
    ran out of the building only to find the one legged novelty act's Harley Davidson parked ouside with the keys in the ignition, pausing for a moment...

    He wracked his brain on how to start a motorbike but alas his memory failed him. With that he heard the roar of a lion...


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    #50
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    turned around and saw david attenbourgh crouched down behind a whin bush in camouflage clothing staring open mouthed at a great big....


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    #51
    Bluestrike
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭Bluestrike


    Killer whale which then proceded to attack david attenbourgh while he commentated over it


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    #52
    johnty56
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭johnty56


    commentated being another word for


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    #53
    FionnK86
    Registered Users Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭FionnK86


    with light in his hair and you in his arms...wooohooowooo


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    #54
    razorgil
    Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭razorgil


    "brendan.....what the fúck are you doing?!"......asked the boss, staring at brendan, who was now lying on the ground, daydreaming...


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    #55
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    ...and was touching himself whilst singing the following,

    Hot in.....
    So hot in herre.....
    So hot in.....

    I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
    Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
    Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
    Lookin for the right time to flash them keys
    Then um I'm leavin, please believin
    Me and the rest of my heathens
    Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
    Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
    No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
    I need you to get up up on the dance floor
    Give that man what he askin for
    Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
    And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

    (I said)
    Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
    So take off all your clothes

    I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off...


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    #56
    Mr Tibbs
    Registered Users Posts: 420 ✭✭Mr Tibbs


    Lying in the bath thinking of her naked curves, those gorgeous breasts the one eyed snake stared up at me as I stroked it gently. I lay back in ecstasy when suddenly I felt this tap on my shoulder.


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    #57
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    Dance, even if you have no where to do it but in your own living room....read the directions, even if you don't follow them...DO NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel UGLY and YOU ARE NOT! (and not a single person on this planet is ugly x)


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    #58
    rockbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,548 ✭✭✭rockbeast


    You and I both know that this cigarette-stained heart could do with a light right now.


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