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Write the best story ever, one line at a time.

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  • 14-04-2013 11:07am
    #1
    joe stodge
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭


    One line per post, lets do this.
    I'll start...


    ... It was 15 years ago, in the city of Dublin.


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    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    The Liffey, well it stank like hell.


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    #3
    Jimminy Mc Fukhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 305 ✭✭Jimminy Mc Fukhead


    There was a red and green monster in the back garden clawing at the door trying to get in but we can't let him in.


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    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »
    There was a red and green monster in the back garden clawing at the door trying to get in but we can't let him in.



    Sunday Morning Coming Down.♪


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    #5
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,430 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    The End.


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    triple-M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    and they all lived happily ever after /Threadfail


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    K.Flyer
    Registered Users Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    triple-M wrote: »
    and they all lived happily ever after...


    Mummy Bear smiled down on her three young bears, safely tucked up in bed and said to them, "..and thats how you dont write a story, now Daddy and I are going to sit down in front of the tv, put on a dvd and crack open that special bottle of wine that Goldilocks gave us yesterday, and you are going to go to sleep now, goodnight"


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    Chop Chop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Chop Chop


    K.Flyer wrote: »
    Mummy Bear smiled down on her three young bears, safely tucked up in bed and said to them, "..and thats how you dont write a story, now Daddy and I are going to sit down in front of the tv, put on a dvd and crack open that special bottle of wine that Goldilocks gave us yesterday, and you are going to go to sleep now, goodnight"

    But then after the kids went bed, Daddy rattled the box off Mammy on the leather couch. He put a sock in her mouth to stop her screaming as he thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivvering mound of love pudding


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    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    Luckily for mummy, Brendan Kilkenny was in the area and heard the commotion and with one swift scissors kick, he overpowered daddy and saved the day.


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    Chop Chop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Chop Chop


    becost wrote: »
    Luckily for mummy, Brendan Kilkenny was in the area and heard the commotion and with one swift scissors kick, he overpowered daddy and saved the day.

    Brendan Kilkenny was then done for aggravated assault, breaking and entering. How dare he ruin Mammy's night like that.


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    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    It was summer. And it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his forever. The end.


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    speedboatchase
    Registered Users Posts: 5,777 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    Or was it..........???

    Yes, it was. The end end.


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    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    lol funny fe ckers


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    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    who is Brendan Kilkenny?


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    Chop Chop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 343 ✭✭Chop Chop


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    who is Brendan Kilkenny?

    I have no idea, but he's a terrible, terrible man....


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    Turtyturd
    Registered Users Posts: 28,395 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Post count +1.


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    martic
    Registered Users Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    And to her horror on entering the kitchen Ann found Barry eating her jam 'what are you at you thieving hure?' she shrieked, Barry knew he was caught, how could he get out of this predicament he pondered as Ann came towards him with her fathers special edition 8 tooled Swiss army knife..........


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    genuine leather
    Registered Users Posts: 370 ✭✭genuine leather


    then suddenly the door smashed open. A dark shadow wearing a hat slowly opened the door.....eyes fixated on brendan, scanning around for the secretary........ trent is that you said brendan.... SNAP!!!!.... no more singing for brendan........but wait....


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    joe stodge
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    ...Brendan turned and armed with a guitar shaped like a gun and reigned down a hail of bullets on the man...


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    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    The man was prepared though and had not one but two bullets proof vests on, he stared steely eyed at Brendan, what fate beholds him now?


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    Boggot Globule
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭Boggot Globule


    German poopy poops.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,505 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The best story ever, set in Dublin 1998?

    Sure.


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    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    The man was prepared though and had not one but two bullets proof vests on, he stared steely eyed at Brendan, what fate beholds him now?
    When suddenly, he pulled off a mask to reveal himself as none other than...


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    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    Jeremy Kyle, "take the fecking test man" he shouts.


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    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    Jeremy Kyle, "take the fecking test man" he shouts.
    Suddenly Brendan was shocked right back to reality.
    "No way am I taking any test. That cow is lying, that baby can't be mine it has more teeth than I do."

    But Jeremy was not convinced, and he did something Brendan never expected...


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    genuine leather
    Registered Users Posts: 370 ✭✭genuine leather


    There was a deathly silence.......a beam of light pierced the gun smoke from a door along the corridor.......was barrys jam days numbered as ann flicked the fillet blade out.........


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    #27
    Boggot Globule
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭Boggot Globule


    solid gold turd


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    becost
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    who is Brendan Kilkenny?

    Are you serious? I suppose it's a while now since he embarrassed our entire nation and made a laughing stock of us to the whole UK.

    http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/131/a279297e06aa4b76a98a6af365f1ec74/l.jpg

    http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/143/fba3fd3195884fe1a8c0ef71b32a565c/l.jpg

    http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/146/24f9f2754b04464496cbba568e4e0067/l.jpg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM6loclCSxo


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    #29
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    Thankfully missed that, scared for life now though.


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    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Post count +1.

    +1


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    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Meanwhile back at the ranch!!


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