Write the best story ever, one line at a time.

joe stodge

One line per post, lets do this.
I'll start...


... It was 15 years ago, in the city of Dublin.

stoneill

The Liffey, well it stank like hell.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

There was a red and green monster in the back garden clawing at the door trying to get in but we can't let him in.

ruthloss

Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »

There was a red and green monster in the back garden clawing at the door trying to get in but we can't let him in.

Sunday Morning Coming Down.♪

El Guapo!

The End.

triple-M

and they all lived happily ever after /Threadfail

K.Flyer

triple-M wrote: »

and they all lived happily ever after...

Mummy Bear smiled down on her three young bears, safely tucked up in bed and said to them, "..and thats how you dont write a story, now Daddy and I are going to sit down in front of the tv, put on a dvd and crack open that special bottle of wine that Goldilocks gave us yesterday, and you are going to go to sleep now, goodnight"

Chop Chop

K.Flyer wrote: »

Mummy Bear smiled down on her three young bears, safely tucked up in bed and said to them, "..and thats how you dont write a story, now Daddy and I are going to sit down in front of the tv, put on a dvd and crack open that special bottle of wine that Goldilocks gave us yesterday, and you are going to go to sleep now, goodnight"

But then after the kids went bed, Daddy rattled the box off Mammy on the leather couch. He put a sock in her mouth to stop her screaming as he thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivvering mound of love pudding

becost

Luckily for mummy, Brendan Kilkenny was in the area and heard the commotion and with one swift scissors kick, he overpowered daddy and saved the day.

Chop Chop

becost wrote: »

Luckily for mummy, Brendan Kilkenny was in the area and heard the commotion and with one swift scissors kick, he overpowered daddy and saved the day.

Brendan Kilkenny was then done for aggravated assault, breaking and entering. How dare he ruin Mammy's night like that.

Wurly

It was summer. And it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his forever. The end.

speedboatchase

Or was it..........???

Yes, it was. The end end.

bacon n eggs

lol funny fe ckers

bacon n eggs

who is Brendan Kilkenny?

Chop Chop

bacon n eggs wrote: »

who is Brendan Kilkenny?

I have no idea, but he's a terrible, terrible man....

Turtyturd

Post count +1.

martic

And to her horror on entering the kitchen Ann found Barry eating her jam 'what are you at you thieving hure?' she shrieked, Barry knew he was caught, how could he get out of this predicament he pondered as Ann came towards him with her fathers special edition 8 tooled Swiss army knife..........

genuine leather

then suddenly the door smashed open. A dark shadow wearing a hat slowly opened the door.....eyes fixated on brendan, scanning around for the secretary........ trent is that you said brendan.... SNAP!!!!.... no more singing for brendan........but wait....

joe stodge

...Brendan turned and armed with a guitar shaped like a gun and reigned down a hail of bullets on the man...

bacon n eggs

The man was prepared though and had not one but two bullets proof vests on, he stared steely eyed at Brendan, what fate beholds him now?

Boggot Globule

German poopy poops.

The best story ever, set in Dublin 1998?

Sure.

Clandestine

bacon n eggs wrote: »

The man was prepared though and had not one but two bullets proof vests on, he stared steely eyed at Brendan, what fate beholds him now?

When suddenly, he pulled off a mask to reveal himself as none other than...

bacon n eggs

Jeremy Kyle, "take the fecking test man" he shouts.

Clandestine

bacon n eggs wrote: »

Jeremy Kyle, "take the fecking test man" he shouts.

Suddenly Brendan was shocked right back to reality.
"No way am I taking any test. That cow is lying, that baby can't be mine it has more teeth than I do."

But Jeremy was not convinced, and he did something Brendan never expected...

genuine leather

There was a deathly silence.......a beam of light pierced the gun smoke from a door along the corridor.......was barrys jam days numbered as ann flicked the fillet blade out.........

Boggot Globule

solid gold turd

becost

bacon n eggs wrote: »

who is Brendan Kilkenny?

Are you serious? I suppose it's a while now since he embarrassed our entire nation and made a laughing stock of us to the whole UK.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM6loclCSxo

bacon n eggs

Thankfully missed that, scared for life now though.

RATM

Turtyturd wrote: »

Post count +1.

+1

rolliepoley

Meanwhile back at the ranch!!

WoollyRedHat

stoneill wrote: »

The Liffey, well it stank like hell.

Now poor Ol' Gerry, god bless his heart, didn't have a lot of money

pragmatic1

Brendan was injecting himself with LDS when in walks Ann with a fannypad stuck to her foot.

becost

rolliepoley wrote: »

Meanwhile back at the ranch!!

All the cowboys had gathered for an evening of karaoke and cabaret while enjoying a candlelit traditional vegetarian meal.

rainbowdrop

becost wrote: »

All the cowboys had gathered for an evening of karaoke and cabaret while enjoying a candlelit traditional vegetarian meal.

They decided to club together their money and hire a stripper. They were expecting a beautiful lady, but due to a mix up with the bookings, a one legged chinese dwarf called Bob turned up instead......

Bluestrike

He proceded to dance but they were so disgusted, they shot him, and then ran for their lives...............

Cantona's Collars

Except for Dave,he stayed behind to have sex with the still warm corpse...

Jimmy Iovine

Thankfully, Trent was quickly on the case, 'pew' 'pewing' at Dave until he was rid of. Trent likes sex, but he frowns upon necrophilia.

doglover89

they thought they had escaped, but they were soon being pursued by at least a hundred of Bob's incestuous family, all of whom had one leg and an extra arm sticking out of their heads.. To defend themselves, the cowboys...

rolliepoley

While dave was having his way,to the hills they ran and one of them shouts out,before that fella brendan comes along again.

becost

Brendan could smell the sex in the air...

bacon n eggs

Although it could be the fanny pad stuck to Anns foot. He scanned the area only to discover..

IceFjoem

...that bobs family had caught up to him and were having sex with his body... -"hsssssss", he flirtatiously grinned -

"...

joe stodge

...quickly Brendan turned on the mob and with one swing of his guitar he knocked Ann to the ground, leaving her to fend for herself as the mob approached them, away Brendan ran to...

Amirani

joe stodge wrote: »

...quickly Brendan turned on the mob and with one swing of his guitar he knocked Ann to the ground, leaving her to fend for herself as the mob approached them, away Brendan ran to...

...a massive gangbang.

joe stodge

The gangbang consisted of nothing but Gary busey lookalikes, Brendan knew he was in for it this time. He wiped the sweat from his brow and...

K.Flyer

joe stodge wrote: »

The gangbang consisted of nothing but Gary busey lookalikes, Brendan knew he was in for it this time. He wiped the sweat from his brow and...

ran out of the building only to find the one legged novelty act's Harley Davidson parked ouside with the keys in the ignition, pausing for a moment...

genuine leather

ahh brilliant...:-)))..... maybe paidraigg can come in with a line.....brendan has nine(ninety) lives......

but just at that moment brendan remembered... he had the guitar tuner in his pocket beside his machete........

Cee-Jay-Cee

K.Flyer wrote: »

ran out of the building only to find the one legged novelty act's Harley Davidson parked ouside with the keys in the ignition, pausing for a moment...

He wracked his brain on how to start a motorbike but alas his memory failed him. With that he heard the roar of a lion...

bacon n eggs

turned around and saw david attenbourgh crouched down behind a whin bush in camouflage clothing staring open mouthed at a great big....

Bluestrike

Killer whale which then proceded to attack david attenbourgh while he commentated over it