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One thing no one else knows about you.

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  • #32
    Neadine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭Neadine


    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    I get up really early every morning to scream love songs into my elderly neighbours letterbox

    Good for you, self expression is important.


  • #33
    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    There's a no-no place?

    There used to be, but thank's to Barney and his wandering hands not any more.


  • #34
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    i also wipe snots on the back of peoples coats on the bus


  • #35
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    There used to be, but thank's to Barney and his wandering hands not any more

    Where was it? Don't leave me hanging in limbo for gods sake.


  • #36
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    I AM THE LAW!


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  • #37
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I ain't really a horse. I'm a broom.


  • #38
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    WOW


  • #39
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    I do not like green eggs and ham.


  • #40
    kingcobra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 835 ✭✭✭kingcobra


    I like lamp


  • #41
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    nope .. can't see as how you could to be honest


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  • #42
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    now green ham n eggs ...totally different


  • #43
    wardy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭wardy2


    i'm batman


  • #44
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Attempted to cut my banjo string in the shower with a scissors as all the porn vids I was watching seemed to have penises with super easy to retract foreskin (it wasn't gay porn by the way but thanks for your quick to pounce jokes). I self diagnosed and figured that the little bit of skin was going to be a problem in future sexy time situations. Luckily the instant pain of cold scissors just squeezing on it convinced me it wasn't the way to go.


  • #45
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    I enjoy watching Eastenders. Thats right world, come get me.


  • #46
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    Attempted to cut my banjo string in the shower with a scissors as all the porn vids I was watching seemed to have penises with super easy to retract foreskin (it wasn't gay porn by the way but thanks for your quick to pounce jokes). I self diagnosed and figured that the little bit of skin was going to be a problem in future sexy time situations. Luckily the instant pain of cold scissors just squeezing on it convinced me it wasn't the way to go.

    thank jebus


  • #47
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    steve o ...there is help out there don't lose hope man.


  • #48
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Have three things that are coming to the grave with me....most embarrassing experiences of my life that only max four people know of sorry to tease can't share but this thread resurfaced the shame ....still get slagged


  • #49
    bacon n eggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭bacon n eggs


    feck sakes mariasofia share I won't sleep a wink now tonight wondering


  • #50
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Have three things that are coming to the grave with me....most embarrassing experiences of my life that only max four people know of sorry to tease can't share but this thread resurfaced the shame ....still get slagged


    Three foursomes? :p


    Something nobody else knows about me... hmm...

    I sell budgie smugglers online, but really I go commando all the time! Shhh... :pac:


  • #51
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    feck sakes mariasofia share I won't sleep a wink now tonight wondering

    You could spend years but you'd never guess be like a modern day rumpelstiltzken ha ha Omg lets move on


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  • #52
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Three foursomes? :p


    Something nobody else knows about me... hmm...

    I sell budgie smugglers online, but really I go commando all the time! Shhh... :pac:

    No only four people i told they weren't present apart from one occassion when one was oohKay time to log out methinks


  • #53
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

    It'll happen to you...


  • #54
    PrincessPreach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭PrincessPreach


    I see bread people...or in the frozen isle...icy bread people


  • #55
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    I like a Taylor Swift song...


  • #56
    ABajaninCork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,411 ✭✭✭ABajaninCork


    lost in cork wrote: »
    ive got alex fergusons mobile number

    And you know Roy Keane - right? :D


  • #57
    Catphish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    bacon n eggs wrote: »
    I am what you want me to be .
    I know how they get the figs in the fig rolls.


    It's not how you think they do, and it's not just figs either..












    its not horse meat...


  • #58
    irish bloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭irish bloke


    I shot JR


  • #59
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Attempted to cut my banjo string in the shower with a scissors
    I love the way the good aul shower is considered a nice and hygienic place to perform self mutilation.


  • #60
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    I steal commas.

    I sometimes steal apostrophes too.

    It gives me a sense of enormous well being.


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  • #61
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    I am a fiery ball of unbridled rage looking for someone to hurl a rotten egg at.

    Unless the egg might hurt them with the shell.

    In that case, change the egg to a cream pie.

    But what if the victim was lactose intolerant and some of it went into their mouth?

    Okay okay.

    I'll throw a snickers bar at them!

    Ah feckin peanut allergies :mad:


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