One thing no one else knows about you.

bacon n eggs

Share the one story, happening, event occasion that no one else knows about you.

shame on op for not telling us a secret

LizT

You first OP

biko

I had sex with tajd's bother.

Edit: Gdammit tajd, you ninja edited your post

orestes

Are you my new shrink or something?

Neadine

I see dead people

bacon n eggs

I am what you want me to be .

Mariasofia

Ill try anything once and at least twice if i like it iykwim;) and i like smiley faces with winking eyes

LETHAL LADY

I suffer from everted nipples.

holystungun9

Neadine wrote: »

I see dead people

I dead people.

Shamozzle

biko wrote: »

I had sex with tajd's bother.

I'd say he's not brothered.

Mariasofia

What are everted nipples?

lkionm

holystungun9 wrote: »

I dead people.

People, I dead.

Pretzill

Mariasofia wrote: »

Ill try anything once and at least twice if i like it iykwim;) and i like smiley faces with winking eyes

I abhor people who like smiley faces with winking eyes grr

Neadine

holystungun9 wrote: »

I dead people.

Huh?

mewe

bacon n eggs wrote: »

Share the one story, happening, event occasion that no one else knows about you.

I get annoyed when my OH is watchin Planet Of The Apes on a saturday night and sneak off to bed with a bucket of wine and packet of walkers cheese and onion crisps!! :eek:

Neadine

Mariasofia wrote: »

What are everted nipples?

It's what happens inverted nipples when you climb Everest!

Senna

I am the Lindbergh baby.

bacon n eggs

What are everted nipples?

I'd imagine she would stick to a wooden door. perhaps I am wrong.

NuckingFacker

Barney touched me on my no-no place. I felt violet-ed.

LETHAL LADY

Mariasofia wrote: »

What are everted nipples?

Made-up.;)

bacon n eggs

There's a no-no place?

Mariasofia

Pretzill wrote: »

I abhor people who like smiley faces with winking eyes grr

gutted ...not;)

bacon n eggs

Mewe ..not annoyed anymore .lol

Mariasofia

Pretzill wrote: »

I abhor people who like smiley faces with winking eyes grr

gutted ...not;)

mewe

bacon n eggs wrote: »

Mewe ..not annoyed anymore .lol

Ha ha couldn't resist! :pac:

bacon n eggs

Ha ha couldn't resist!

mewe is online now Report Post

touhe hehe

Vicar in a tutu

I get up really early every morning to scream love songs into my elderly neighbours letterbox

lost in cork

ive got alex fergusons mobile number

bacon n eggs

erm...why ...why.. and why?

bacon n eggs

a huh and a hankering for an ex on fb ...

Neadine

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

I get up really early every morning to scream love songs into my elderly neighbours letterbox

Good for you, self expression is important.

Odysseus

bacon n eggs wrote: »

There's a no-no place?

There used to be, but thank's to Barney and his wandering hands not any more.

Vicar in a tutu

i also wipe snots on the back of peoples coats on the bus

bacon n eggs

There used to be, but thank's to Barney and his wandering hands not any more

Where was it? Don't leave me hanging in limbo for gods sake.

af_thefragile

I AM THE LAW!

Archeron

I ain't really a horse. I'm a broom.

bacon n eggs

WOW

TheUsual

I do not like green eggs and ham.

kingcobra

I like lamp

bacon n eggs

nope .. can't see as how you could to be honest

bacon n eggs

now green ham n eggs ...totally different

wardy2

i'm batman

holystungun9

Attempted to cut my banjo string in the shower with a scissors as all the porn vids I was watching seemed to have penises with super easy to retract foreskin (it wasn't gay porn by the way but thanks for your quick to pounce jokes). I self diagnosed and figured that the little bit of skin was going to be a problem in future sexy time situations. Luckily the instant pain of cold scissors just squeezing on it convinced me it wasn't the way to go.

Steve O

I enjoy watching Eastenders. Thats right world, come get me.

bacon n eggs

Attempted to cut my banjo string in the shower with a scissors as all the porn vids I was watching seemed to have penises with super easy to retract foreskin (it wasn't gay porn by the way but thanks for your quick to pounce jokes). I self diagnosed and figured that the little bit of skin was going to be a problem in future sexy time situations. Luckily the instant pain of cold scissors just squeezing on it convinced me it wasn't the way to go.

thank jebus

bacon n eggs

steve o ...there is help out there don't lose hope man.

Mariasofia

Have three things that are coming to the grave with me....most embarrassing experiences of my life that only max four people know of sorry to tease can't share but this thread resurfaced the shame ....still get slagged

bacon n eggs

feck sakes mariasofia share I won't sleep a wink now tonight wondering

Czarcasm

Mariasofia wrote: »

Have three things that are coming to the grave with me....most embarrassing experiences of my life that only max four people know of sorry to tease can't share but this thread resurfaced the shame ....still get slagged

Three foursomes?


Something nobody else knows about me... hmm...

I sell budgie smugglers online, but really I go commando all the time! Shhh... :pac:

Mariasofia

bacon n eggs wrote: »

feck sakes mariasofia share I won't sleep a wink now tonight wondering

You could spend years but you'd never guess be like a modern day rumpelstiltzken ha ha Omg lets move on