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Do You shave ''Down There''..Why ?

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  • #102
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    It would be like wearing the face off Ronnie Drew.

    Got a spare tissue?


  • #103
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Don't like bodyhair whatsoever.

    It feels unhygienic having hair on your lady-lawn. As for hairy legs, why would you want to feel like you've two Bargaintown rugs wrapped round your pins?


  • #104
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    I trim mine all the time. Just a trim, bitta hair but not much.
    I like my women to be completely bald Down there though. I dont want pubic hair in my mouth!


  • #105
    Arpa
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭Arpa


    andym1 wrote: »
    Quote from an Amazon Customer.....

    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

    I am tears now reading this. Quite beautifully written...a maroon coloured bag of agony...aw jesus...I needed a laugh tonight...thanks.


  • #106
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Nobody wants a girl with a fanny that looks like a Dubliners tribute band!

    THERE'S TEA ON MY KEYBOARD NOW.


  • #107
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    THERE'S TEA ON MY KEYBOARD NOW.

    Mop it up with your pubes.


  • #108
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Mop it up with your pubes.

    I actually could you know. It's like Jumanji down there.


  • #109
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    I actually could you know. It's like Jumanji down there.

    That might explain you reliance on masturbation. ;)


  • #110
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Nobody wants a girl with a fanny that looks like a Dubliners tribute band!

    I quite like the 70's/80's look myself. Many a time I have nibbled on an auld triangle :cool:


  • #111
    greenflash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    I find baldy gees are a complete turn off. I blame the Internet for de-sensualising sex and turning everything into extreme gyno.

    I also prefer lawns to decking and carpet over wooden floors in the bedroom.


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  • #112
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Guys shaving all their pubes off is the equivalent of a guy wearing skinny jeans.

    Why would you like to look like a little boy and make your junk look fecking odd with no hair at all around it? Feckin unsexy to say the least.

    Keep it all trimmed and tidy and you can't lose. Bit of hair is masculine and attractive.


  • #113
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    I shave the sack and keep the rest trim.


  • #114
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Always keep balls shaved and the rest tightly trimmed with an electric razor, been doing it for as long as I can remember, simply looks and feels better.


  • #115
    PhlegmyMoses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,906 ✭✭✭✭PhlegmyMoses


    marshbaboon wrote: »
    I actually could you know. It's like Jumanji down there.

    Like Robin Williams' knuckles?


  • #116
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Keep it neat. Sometimes though, I shave a goatee onto my balls.

    As for women? I suppose it depends on the fanny. Some look awesome with nowt, some need a strip, some a bit more. Depends on the shape and definition of the mound.

    Now arse hair. How the **** d'ya shave that without jabbing yourself in the browneye?


  • #117
    MadMardegan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 461 ✭✭MadMardegan


    I've had this conversation countless times with friends and coworkers.

    Yes, I manscape.

    I usually keep my pubes quite trimmed with a razor.
    I completely veet my gooch/crack/balls/base of shaft.
    I trim my arm pit hair too.

    Why?

    Because I feel much more hygienic afterwards, nothing more.
    I've never done it for a woman, and to be honest I'd be a little turned off if a woman told me to grow it out instead. Just wouldn't feel comfortable.

    Definitely prefer a woman to be completely shaven down there too. Pubic hair really disgusts me.


  • #118
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    andym1 wrote: »
    Whats so repulsive about a little pubic hair ?

    Why do you automatically assume the choice is based on revulsion? The reasons and reasoning behind doing it is varied and I do not think many of those variations and dependent on being revolted by that hair.


  • #119
    Dfmnoc
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭Dfmnoc


    only way get rid of crabs


  • #120
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Dfmnoc wrote: »
    only way get rid of crabs

    Sugar and water. It won't kill 'em but it'll rot their teeth


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  • #121
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    How the hell do you go about shaving your balls??


  • #122
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    How the hell do you go about shaving your balls??

    Very,very, very! carefully.
    :)


  • #123
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    How the hell do you go about shaving your balls??

    First..get some veet. Lots of it...lather it on well...:D


  • #124
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    I use the hair trimmer with a guard on to shave me sack and then give me self a one on the sides and a trim on top :pac:

    I like a bit of a landing strip on a woman or no hair. I wouldnt like to have the auld strimmer beside the bed for occasions like this



  • #125
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    How the hell do you go about shaving your balls??

    Like a real man, with vinegar and a steak knife!
    howamidifferent wrote: »
    First..get some veet. Lots of it...lather it on well...:D

    That stuff stinks!


  • #126
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Im a trimmer

    Sex feels nicer. End of.


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  • #127
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »


    That stuff stinks!

    That stuff scares the shite out of me after what I've read! :eek:

    I think I'd rather a hairy crack tbh


  • #128
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    NegativeCreep wrote: »
    How the hell do you go about shaving your balls??

    Stretch it out till it's smooth and then just go for it.

    I've nicked myself once or twice down there. Not sore but definitely nerve wrecking the first time it happened.

    Don't shave anymore, I don't like the prepubescent look.


  • #129
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Don't shave anymore, I don't like the prepubescent look.

    What about women? If they were bald down below would you think they looked pre pubescent?


  • #130
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Esoteric_ wrote: »
    I don't want pubes in my teeth.

    So a dick in your mouth is ok but one pubic hair isnt? :cool:


  • #131
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    What about women? If they were bald down below would you think they looked pre pubescent?

    Kind of a double standard when it comes to this in ways.

    Girls I've been with were either bare or had a small landing strip, I'd be put off anything else, eventhough I'd go for the opposite in lads. Just my preference though.


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  • #132
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    What about women? If they were bald down below would you think they looked pre pubescent?

    The pubescent thing is bs. If someone can't tell the difference between an adult's body and a child's body, or automatically associate the two based on a lack of pubic hair then they have issues.


  • #133
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    Jeez after hours ye can't even decide if we should have hair down there....

    :eek:



    now what do we do? :(


  • #134
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    The pubescent thing is bs. If someone can't tell the difference between an adult's body and a child's body, or automatically associate the two based on a lack of pubic hair then they have issues.

    It still looks odd, especially on men. A man's body with his lad hanging out with zero pubic hair looks fecking strange.


  • #135
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    It's hard enough shaving my face every day without having to shave down there too. You don't want to go too far down that metrosexual road. You'd take longer to get ready than the women.


  • #136
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    I think for guys trimmed is best,


    for girls i like a short haired landing strip, minimalistic is best imo


  • #137
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    Jeez after hours ye can't even decide if we should have hair down there....

    :eek:



    now what do we do? :(

    Go ask TLL and get lambasted for conforming to societal norms?


  • #138
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    smash wrote: »
    Go ask TLL and get lambasted for conforming to societal norms?

    i think ill make a sandwich instead....


  • #139
    WittyKitty1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭WittyKitty1


    go and get a wax.... You wouldn't think twice about getting rid of your pubes after that :P


  • #140
    Truncheon Rouge
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    why do I shave my balls?

    Because when it gets too far they look like bagpipes covered in hair.

    I dont want to be going around like grizzly adams, with a scrotum like fcking Sasquatch.


  • #141
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    slow day at work for the OP me wonders ? ;)


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  • #142
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    dd972 wrote: »
    slow day at work for the OP me wonders ? ;)

    So he started thinking about his daughter shaving her bits?


  • #143
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    smash wrote: »
    So he started thinking about his daughter shaving her bits?

    Ooohh, I think we've all thought about his daughter shaving her bits by now ;)


  • #144
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    smash wrote: »
    The pubescent thing is bs. If someone can't tell the difference between an adult's body and a child's body, or automatically associate the two based on a lack of pubic hair then they have issues.

    The same women who come up with that line 'Oh, you like the prepubescent look' wouldn't dream of going out without shaving their legs and armpits


  • #145
    WittyKitty1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭WittyKitty1


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    wouldn't dream of going out without shaving their legs and armpits


    Oh goodness me, i wish non shaved legs was as acceptable as non shaved sex parts... because I bloody hate it!:mad:


  • #146
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    There was an article in The Sun a few months ago about this woman who never shaved her armpits, it looked horrible.

    It wouldn't bother me if they didn't shave the vag but hairy underarms turns me off completely.


  • #147
    WittyKitty1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭WittyKitty1


    Galwayguy35 wrote: »
    There was an article in The Sun a few months ago about this woman who never shaved her armpits, it looked horrible.

    I remember that article!

    Once my sister had a few of her friends over from college- she told me to watch out for one girl who was a very "earthy" girl.... long story short, i knew who she was talking to the minute the girl took her coat off because her underarm hair was poking out of her t-shirt....:eek:


  • #148
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Some posts in this thread are just plain ridiculous. Obviously you shouldn't shave your own balls... U should always get someone else to do it.


  • #149
    bb1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    RidleyRider wrote: »
    You're a 50 year old man who first set a thread up about friends with benefits and now asking about shaving down there? :confused:

    its a free country


  • #150
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i always shave the bollix in the summer, bagpeel is very uncomfortable


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  • #151
    joetoad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 295 ✭✭joetoad


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i always shave the bollix in the summer, bagpeel is very uncomfortable

    I shave to shave my arse every week or else I get big balls of poo stuck to my ass hair and takes me an hour to get them out if I'm away from home. Could stay wiping for ever.

    I hate Dangleberries!


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