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Farming Chit Chat II

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Careful now. :-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Or spit roast it

    Spatchcock it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Spatchcock it ;)

    Just as well the turkey is dead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    What time do we arrive at Devalal? I wouldn't like to be late for dinner:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    What time do we arrive at Devalal? I wouldn't like to be late for dinner:p

    After all that been done to that turkey, would it be eatable


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    hugo29 wrote: »
    After all that been done to that turkey, would it be eatable

    Well we've slept with it, stufed it, spit roasted it and spatchcocked it.

    I'll take the vegetarian option:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Butcher Boy


    you could also roll and bone it .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Bring it to bed with you :D
    It's cool enough there at the moment without another frozen bird:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    hugo29 wrote: »
    Just as well the turkey is dead
    Well it still a frozen mass this am. We might end up like the Royale family and trying to thaw bird in the bath on Sunday.........it was hilarious:D:D
    What's Spatchcock :confused:Sounds to me like something to do with S&M. Did you find this on Sexcetra?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    a turkey is supposed to be defrosted slowly, i think realistically you will be having turkey on easter monday, you better head out to tesco for some lamb, they have 40% off at the minute, just going there now


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    delaval wrote: »
    Well it still a frozen mass this am. We might end up like the Royale family and trying to thaw bird in the bath on Sunday.........it was hilarious:D:D
    What's Spatchcock :confused:Sounds to me like something to do with S&M. Did you find this on Sexcetra?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spatchcock

    :D Great for BBQing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Richk2012


    Just in from testing this morning .
    Cant beat an early start so it finishes early and leaves the rest of the day free.
    Anxious wait for next few days until reading now .

    Got him to handle a few heifers that i inseminated , but wasnt sure did they hold or not as i find the heifers tricky enough to do .
    All in calf , so in a good mood after hearing that .
    Bulls were : (HCA) LM , and one incalf to CH (NPP)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    Nice one to get the vets testing on saturday , ours wont even read them at the weekend .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,391 ✭✭✭✭Timmaay


    Utterly dying of one of the worst flus ever, its a milk and feed the cows only day! Spent most the morning back in bed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Timmaay wrote: »
    Utterly dying of one of the worst flus ever, its a milk and feed the cows only day! Spent most the morning back in bed!

    Honey & Lemon is the cure I use for a cold

    I've never had flu in my life! Just a bad cold :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Honey & Lemon is the cure I use for a cold

    I've never had flu in my life! Just a bad cold :D

    Are you trying to suggest its man flu?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    td5man wrote: »
    Are you trying to suggest its man flu?

    NEVER!

    maybe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    td5man wrote: »
    Are you trying to suggest its man flu?

    Don't mind them women, they don't know what pain is.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Don't mind them women, they don't know what pain is.......
    no, but i have witnessed man flu .... i am glad i will never have to suffer like that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    whelan1 wrote: »
    no, but i have witnessed man flu .... i am glad i will never have to suffer like that

    At last our suffering has been recognized .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    whelan1! Ah they will never know the pain we go through :P

    On another note, holiday to Finland booked in 3 weeks time. I'll soon resemble aforementioned frozen bird:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    td5man wrote: »
    At last our suffering has been recognized .
    sure childbirth etc are a walk in the park compared to man flu, i did dislocate my knee a few years ago and how i didnt pass out with the pain i will never know ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    Us farmers would need to be nearly dead to take to the bed from sickness or injury!, i broke my knee cap a couple of yrs ago hurling, i was milking the following morning in agony:(, had to go to the hospital afterwards!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,949 ✭✭✭delaval


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    Us farmers would need to be nearly dead to take to the bed from sickness or injury!, i broke my knee cap a couple of yrs ago hurling, i was milking the following morning in agony:(, had to go to the hospital afterwards!
    did you milk the following evening? I am sure the GAA compensation was good...............not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,084 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    i brought them in with the tractor, nearly killed me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    kevthegaff wrote: »
    i brought them in with the tractor, nearly killed me!

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd69fead695b0a0a4e883c47949a1e00/tumblr_mgmkosNyH91qzpo8yo1_500.gif

    I do feel actual sympathy for you. It's more of a pride over pain matter for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    was up there in fields bringing in cows, no buds on trees , only primroses out...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    whelan1! Ah they will never know the pain we go through :P

    On another note, holiday to Finland booked in 3 weeks time. I'll soon resemble aforementioned frozen bird:(
    Did bob put the idea in your head, are you thinking of importing breeding stock as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    whelan1 wrote: »
    sure childbirth etc are a walk in the park compared to man flu, i did dislocate my knee a few years ago and how i didnt pass out with the pain i will never know ...

    Thought you took the easy option on childbirth :-*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    Ouch !!!


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