Farming Chit Chat II

limo_100

td5man wrote: »

Limo 100 try asking your question on F4F or some other farming forum cant you see were busy here. :D:D

I'D induce her if you think you might lose her if she doesnt get up, she has a far better chance of getting up without the calf inside her.
I had an old cow like that this year and she came right a few days after calving

o sorry can i make and appointment?? its lucky you and whelan1 are not in the same room right now because there's alot of sexual tension between you's and someone might the hurt

did you induce your cow?

td5man

limo_100 wrote: »

o sorry can i make and appointment?? its lucky you and whelan1 are not in the same room right now because there's alot of sexual tension between you's and someone might the hurt

did you induce your cow?

Ah its the weather has everyone upset

Cow wasnt induced, she was a cull cow that should have been gone in the autumn but the bull had other ideas :rolleyes:

Bizzum

whelan1 wrote: »

going to have a major rant oh is pissed...and gone to bed poor pet:mad::mad: /quote]

Drove to the drink. You're a hard master. :-)

hugo29

Anyone watching Saturday night show, scary stuff, teenagers and sex, jayus what happened in the last 20 years,

limo_100

mf240 wrote: »

As above if she is down for a week or two before she calves she may never get up. Calf will be fine at 273 days. You might want to get a couple of bottles of biestings from a dairy farmer.

she got up 2day just about but i wont be a busy fool if shes still struggling in the morning il induce her. yeah i got a couple of bottles of colostrum in the chemist and I can get fresh milk if she doesn't come flush with the milk straight away

limo_100

td5man wrote: »

Ah its the weather has everyone upset

Cow wasnt induced, she was a cull cow that should have been gone in the autumn but the bull had other ideas :rolleyes:

in hind sight this one should have being culled too but i thought she would have being fine anyway hopefully it will all work out for the best

td5man

hugo29 wrote: »

Anyone watching Saturday night show, scary stuff, teenagers and sex, jayus what happened in the last 20 years,

Dont know was too busy chasing a tiger.
Did they mention shag bands, only heard of these a couple of weeks ago.

hugo29

td5man wrote: »

Dont know was too busy chasing a tiger.
Did they mention shag bands, only heard of these a couple of weeks ago.

"Tiger" heard Bengal cats are the worst,
Threesomes teenagers are now at the holy grail like its buying sweets

Shag bands would have been handy in the 90s

mf240

The nearest I got to a threesome when I was a teenager was when three of us used to ride the zetor to the shop for fags on a saturday.

And we thought a blowjob was an operation they gave you after a heart attack.

leg wax

hugo29 wrote: »

He is lucky to have such an understanding wife, did you carry the poor man to bed

christ what would she be like if she had a job for fook sake ,they dont have a fookin idea moan ,moan when s the sfp in the account christ enough to drive me back in for another bottle,hes sick wooooooooooommmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Bizzum

leg wax wrote: »

christ what would she be like if she had a job for fook sake ,they dont have a fookin idea moan ,moan when s the sfp in the account christ enough to drive me back in for another bottle,hes sick wooooooooooommmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He'll be sicker in the morning :-)

A good fry is what the man needs. Brought up the the scratcher with a good strong cup of tea. About ten o clock. Don't fall short W1. :-)

severeoversteer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QcsPrTqxyc

this is the only one i found half funny, have a watch

hugo29

Just heard that one of the neighbours had calves stolen from his shed, fcuk looks like late night duty for next month,

hugo29

Bizzum wrote: »

He'll be sicker in the morning :-)

A good fry is what the man needs. Brought up the the scratcher with a good strong cup of tea. About ten o clock. Don't fall short W1. :-)

He also needs to be left in peace and quiet, so maybe take kids away for a few hours and when you get back drop him to the pub, for the cure

leg wax

Bizzum wrote: »

He'll be sicker in the morning :-)

A good fry is what the man needs. Brought up the the scratcher with a good strong cup of tea. About ten o clock. Don't fall short W1. :-)

shes not up yet the brecky will be late so ,jesus hard to get a good one:rolleyes:

whelan1

leg wax wrote: »

shes not up yet the brecky will be late so ,jesus hard to get a good one:rolleyes:

fooking hour change is a killer! deffo going back to bed later...

leg wax

whelan1 wrote: »

fooking hour change is a killer! deffo going back to bed later...

ur only up get out the pan

whelan1

leg wax wrote: »

ur only up get out the pan

have to milk the cows first, then do easter bunny then fry

leg wax

whelan1 wrote: »

have to milk the cows first, then do easter bunny then fry

cows before oh a feckit whelan

freedominacup

hugo29 wrote: »

Anyone watching Saturday night show, scary stuff, teenagers and sex, jayus what happened in the last 20 years,

Didn't watch it but for BOC to be hosting a show about the morals of teenagers is a bit rich. OH went to UCC in the very early '90's and at that time everybody knew who BOC was within a day of getting to the place. It wasn't because of his reputation as a paragon of virtue that he was so well known let's just say.

I was at a 21st a couple of weeks ago for the first time in years. It was for the daughter of a guy I'm good friends with since college. I'm not 40 yet so we were pretty young when she was born. Whatever "happened" was happening then also including the unsubstansiated bragging.

As I used to say to younger lads when I was still training and the weekend stories would be flying around the dressing room, "I have reasonable proof I got laid at least 4 times for the rest of ye it's just wild talk", didn't go down well at all:D

moy83

Whats a shagband ?

whelan1

milking done, egg hunt done, oh too ill for brekkie:D

Juniorhurler

freedominacup wrote: »

Didn't watch it but for BOC to be hosting a show about the morals of teenagers is a bit rich. OH went to UCC in the very early '90's and at that time everybody knew who BOC was within a day of getting to the place. It wasn't because of his reputation as a paragon of virtue that he was so well known let's just say.

I was at a 21st a couple of weeks ago for the first time in years. It was for the daughter of a guy I'm good friends with since college. I'm not 40 yet so we were pretty young when she was born. Whatever "happened" was happening then also including the unsubstansiated bragging.

As I used to say to younger lads when I was still training and the weekend stories would be flying around the dressing room, "I have reasonable proof I got laid at least 4 times for the rest of ye it's just wild talk", didn't go down well at all:D

I often tell the younger lads at training "your next ride will be your first" or as I asked a 16 year old one Sunday morning when he was mouthing about what he drank, "Did you get the barman to put a tit on the bottles". Last I heard of him talking about drinking for a while.

td5man

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-  Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. "Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones!"

Kovu

hugo29 wrote: »

"Tiger" heard Bengal cats are the worst,
Threesomes teenagers are now at the holy grail like its buying sweets

Shag bands would have been handy in the 90s

He's not that bad...there'll soon be an army of them arounf Leitrim, the way he's carrying on though:pac:

Shag bands.......never heard of them.
I'm too innocent, I thought of this

td5man

Kovu Murr wrote: »

He's not that bad...there'll soon be an army of them arounf Leitrim, the way he's carrying on though:pac:

Shag bands.......never heard of them.
I'm too innocent, I thought of this

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Conmaicne Mara

Indoor lambing next year, pissed of with crows and foxes

whelan1

happy easter everyone, sick of chocolate now, must be at least 20 easter eggs in the house

epfff

same story with forx in south roscommon
ewes cant get lambs out fast eneough for them
shot 1 fri night but 3 more in fields with my sheep

reilig

Conmaicne Mara wrote: »

Indoor lambing next year, pissed of with crows and foxes

Lost the first 3 lambs to the b@stards. Grey crows pecked to the spine of one lad - he lived for 2 days and we ended up putting him down. The fox took his twin. Fox got another one that night. They are housed in the calving pens at night these days and let out during the days. Thankfully the pressure if off space for calving.