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The Big Red Button · 18-03-2013 02:43AM

Lawless2k12 wrote: »

Dang it my post went up twice... sorry...... must try find something to say here...... anything at all.......... anything....... Think of something to break the awkward silence........ I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG...... Should have kept my moth shut

Why didn't you just delete the second post?

yerwanthere123 · 18-03-2013 05:01AM

Jst woke ter nd d best ting z paddys day z over it ntn bt load ****

coolhull · 18-03-2013 06:08PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Jst woke ter nd d best ting z paddys day z over it ntn bt load ****

I got the first bit about paddy's day being, but wtf does '' it ntn bt load****'' mean?

wnolan1992 · 18-03-2013 06:12PM

coolhull wrote: »

I got the first bit about paddy's day being, but wtf does '' it ntn bt load****'' mean?

"It's nothing but [a] load [of] sh*t." I would assume.

Not sure if it's a good thing that I know that...

Czarcasm · 18-03-2013 07:50PM

coolhull wrote: »

I got the first bit about paddy's day being, but wtf does '' it ntn bt load****'' mean?

Ran it through my "txt speak" translator, and it came up with-

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Just woke there, and the best thing is paddys day is over, it's nothing but a load of [CENSORED]

coolhull · 18-03-2013 09:41PM

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/245470.PNG

There's no more to say, really

yerwanthere123 · 18-03-2013 11:24PM

This year March has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, share this to your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese "Feng Shui". The one who does not share.....will be without money.

kunst nugget · 18-03-2013 11:33PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

This year March has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, share this to your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese "Feng Shui". The one who does not share.....will be without money.

Is the reason the banks lost all their money because they didn't share that status? The foolish bastards...

EuskalHerria · 18-03-2013 11:36PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

This year March has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, share this to your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese "Feng Shui". The one who does not share.....will be without money.

Probably worth sharing with the government parties Facebook pages. *

*satire

Ihatecuddles-old · 19-03-2013 08:56AM

Spotted this today. I remember crap like this from bebo!

Gummy Panda · 19-03-2013 09:08AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Spotted this today. I remember crap like this from bebo!

Girls are silly

Ihatecuddles-old · 19-03-2013 09:10AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Girls are silly

Was your mind not blown at the end??

I'm love, fact. Can't argue with science. :P

Quazzie · 19-03-2013 09:43AM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Was your mind not blown at the end??

I'm love, fact. Can't argue with science. :P

You think that's bad. According to that I'm gay

Gunslinger92 · 20-03-2013 02:20AM

"u shud c da pics i av in my fne, ders sum ppl init i cnt even remembr der names lol.. Sum funny ones ov us nd ***** wen we wer both wearn da hoodie hahahaha. Wen u nd ****** n twn again so i cn gt my passport?? X x x x x x x try rng me too man ii need ta talk ta ya nd need ta gt sumfng off my chest.. X"

Oh yeeeeeah... that's why I hid you from my news feed.
(Had a random look at the page of a girl I know that I removed from my feed. That's a post on her page from someone else, but she types exactly like that still)

danslevent · 20-03-2013 02:25AM

Lawless2k12 wrote: »

LIKE FOR A HO

MAIL ME A NUMBER FOR SHIFT OR PASS <3

Those must be the most common updates from thirteen year olds

You should stop adding them in Facebook so.

:P

Red Crow · 20-03-2013 03:09AM

Hu d fuk txts u sayin, I wish u were my hot sis? Sik fuk

Does anyone remember when you were young and we all had pea sandwiches? Them were the days man. I love a good pea and ketchup sandwich with a smooth glass of milk. Yum!

Paddy Cow · 20-03-2013 03:46AM

Eli Manning wrote: »

Hu d fuk txts u sayin, I wish u were my hot sis? Sik fuk

Does anyone remember when you were young and we all had pea sandwiches? Them were the days man. I love a good pea and ketchup sandwich with a smooth glass of milk. Yum!

I think I'm more disgusted by the pea and ketchup sandwich post. Hu d fuk eets dat? :eek:

milltown · 20-03-2013 06:51AM

I see Irish racism is still alive and well on FB.
A mate shared a photo of a black dude's taxi license details. The story goes that the taxi driver stole some guy's wallet and the cops got it back off the driver for him but didn't arrest either man. Those are the scant details of one side of the story.
What amazed me was, the photo had 13 likes, about 10 comments from honky's mates asking if he's ok etc.
At last check though, the picture had been shared six hundred and forty four times!

blatantrereg · 20-03-2013 08:11AM

Not sure that's racist. I could imagine the same thing happening if it was an Irish taxi driver.

Gummy Panda · 20-03-2013 08:47AM

milltown wrote: »

I see Irish racism is still alive and well on FB.
A mate shared a photo of a black dude's taxi license details. The story goes that the taxi driver stole some guy's wallet and the cops got it back off the driver for him but didn't arrest either man. Those are the scant details of one side of the story.
What amazed me was, the photo had 13 likes, about 10 comments from honky's mates asking if he's ok etc.
At last check though, the picture had been shared six hundred and forty four times!

I see..

Culleeo · 20-03-2013 04:32PM

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/69833_10200311916617041_747419159_n.jpg

This picture was posted to a friends wall along with the following:

"My 2 and a half year old son started a collage tonight. Pictures chosen by himself. My work as a father is complete."

Lawless2k12 · 21-03-2013 12:21AM

danslevent wrote: »

You should stop adding them in Facebook so.

:P

But I want my Honest Opinions and Shift or Pass too much

I just know because my young cousins have those statuses up every now and then :P That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!

TheChevron · 21-03-2013 11:20AM

Right, were on to a whole new level of cringe right here.

1. The guy who made the original picture (you can see his arm beside the text)

2. The guy who crudely shopped his pic on to the other pic and sent it to his missus for her profile.

3. The person who shared and liked it and who loves "g spot".

smash · 21-03-2013 11:34AM

"Spare a moment for my friend who died last night. We wont be seeing the likes of him again on facebook"

21-03-2013 12:01PM

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British old age pensioner, yearly benefit £6000
Illegal immigrants/refugees living in Britain, yearly benefit £29,900

The average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. Sad, isn't it? Got the guts to copy and paste this? I just did.
************************************

Wow, well done, you've just proven to me that you're a Daily Mail reading raging bigot and a racist. Not that there isn't a valid point in there somewhere, but funny how these rants are always accompanied by a picture of a brown person. As if there aren't plenty of Irish travellers, Eastern Europeans and other white people scrounging off the state. Best thing of all is that the woman who posted this has never worked a day in her life and her husband has been signed off sick for 20 years due to a dubious 'disability'. So why would they care where the tax money is going? It's not as if they pay anything in.

kunst nugget · 21-03-2013 12:31PM

smash wrote: »

"Spare a moment for my friend who died last night. We wont be seeing the likes of him again on facebook"

I have a plan in place for if any of my facebook friends die. I'll simply find someone with the same name and be friends with them. That way it will seem like my friend is talking from beyond the grave. It will be very comforting.

Richard Hillman · 21-03-2013 03:48PM

Her child is in hospital (nothing serious btw and never looked like being remotely serious. I wouldn't post if it was)

Girl 1: "Why the f**k is taking them two hours to read a fcuking xray gave them the spasticks did even have to do d scan them selfs and there going slower than snails well id love to stamp all over there ****ing heads like they wer snails ugh slow slow c**ts"

followed by

Girl 1: "really is just ****ing stupid now like cop d f**k not even a doctor and I wouldn't be so stupid to leave someone ****ing waiting for xray results like really come on"

Girl 2: Did you ask what's going on?

Girl 1: Ya people in front there spa I'll snap if they say nothings up I'll tell them there hospitals a ****ing joke"

EuskalHerria · 21-03-2013 03:57PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Her child is in hospital (nothing serious btw and never looked like being remotely serious. I wouldn't post if it was)

Girl 1: "Why the f**k is taking them two hours to read a fcuking xray gave them the spasticks did even have to do d scan them selfs and there going slower than snails well id love to stamp all over there ****ing heads like they wer snails ugh slow slow c**ts"

followed by

Girl 1: "really is just ****ing stupid now like cop d f**k not even a doctor and I wouldn't be so stupid to leave someone ****ing waiting for xray results like really come on"

Girl 2: Did you ask what's going on?

Girl 1: Ya people in front there spa I'll snap if they say nothings up I'll tell them there hospitals a ****ing joke"

You see, a screenshot of that in court would probably justify murder. Assault at an absolute minimum.

Green Giant · 21-03-2013 04:24PM

Those 'like for a like' and 'shift or pass' statuses do my head in

a0ifee · 21-03-2013 06:43PM

Green Giant wrote: »

Those 'like for a like' and 'shift or pass' statuses do my head in

"send me a number in chat and ill write a status about you xoxo"

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