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Which is better?

  • 04-03-2013 10:43PM
    #1
    x43r0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,278 ✭✭✭


    My friend and I have a long running argument whereby he claims that a good blowjob is better than sex. I can't believe someone would think this. Whenever we restart this argument he always comes out with "You've clearly never had a really good blowjob then"

    I thought the wisdom of After Hours might help settle this







    Inb4 the username jokes

    Which is better in your opinion? 47 votes

    Really good blowjob
    0% 0 votes
    Really good sex
    100% 47 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    I'd doubt many of the AH regulars are flexible enough to give you an honest answer.


  • #3
    Chemical Burn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    Ye can bate the dog
    Ye can bate the wife
    Ye can bate the mother

    But ye Can't bate the roide


  • #4
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Hate to break it to you but your pal wants to give you a gobble.


  • #5
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,970 ✭✭✭amacca


    Is this a trick question?

    clearly, really good sex always includes a good blow job


    (I hope you ladies are listening for your sakes)


  • #6
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭TheBody


    That's a tough one. See what I did there???!!!!???













    Yea, I know it's crap. :(


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  • #7
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    I once saw a boob when my mammy let me stay up to watch a move on a skoolnight


  • #8
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,970 ✭✭✭amacca


    sfwcork wrote: »
    I once saw a boob when my mammy let me stay up to watch a move on a skoolnight

    was it a sideboob?.......cos they don't count


  • #9
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Some people like ketchup on their chips.
    Some prefer curry sauce.

    Personal choice is a wonderful thing OP ;)


  • #10
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    A really good belly rub beats all


  • #11
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    amacca wrote: »
    was it a sideboob?.......cos they don't count



    Ah yes it does.i know there was no nipple but still counts


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  • #12
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Sometimes its just real nice to have the lady for cuddles and a good chat y'know.



    Sometimes.


  • #13
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    A really good belly rub beats all

    Espically after way too many chips


  • #14
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    SamHall wrote: »
    Sometimes its just real nice to have the lady for cuddles and a good chat y'know.



    Sometimes.


    So your lady is reading and knows your username yeah!


  • #15
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I cannot give a definitive answer right now but if any female user is willing to test the theory with me just send me a PM

    It's all for science of course. Our future understanding depends on it


  • #16
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Jimmy Savile is Innocent wrote: »
    Whenever we restart this argument he always comes out with "You've clearly never had a really good blowjob then"

    Restart the argument? You need to take the hint OP, because it sounds like he's offering and it looks like your caught between a cock rock and a hard place.


  • #17
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    sfwcork wrote: »
    I once saw a boob when my mammy let me stay up to watch a move on a skoolnight

    ahhh, remember the old sunday night film on channel 4


  • #18
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Jimmy Savile is Innocent wrote: »
    Which is better in your opinion?
    Really good blowjob
    Really good sex


    Atari shaguar?


  • #19
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    ahhh, remember the old sunday night film on channel 4

    Was that not on a Friday night?:P


  • #20
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Smidge wrote: »
    Was that not on a Friday night?:P

    no the word was on the telly on friday night, you were always guaranteed diddys on that


  • #21
    mccarthy37
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭mccarthy37


    Garrison Keilor talking about sex on his show in the States sums it up fairly accurately.
    When sex is good its great but when sex is bad ahh its still not that bad.


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  • #22
    xLexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 829 ✭✭✭xLexie


    Clearly I prefer a blowjob, there being loads to blow and all that


  • #23
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Sex easily. I've never had an orgasm via a blowjob alone.


  • #24
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    xLexie wrote: »
    Clearly I prefer a blowjob, there being loads to blow and all that

    PM sent


  • #25
    skinny90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭skinny90


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »

    ahhh, remember the old sunday night film on channel 4
    French films on Tg4 was better!!


  • #26
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    skinny90 wrote: »
    French films on Tg4 was better!!

    im talking late 80's early 90's here, well before emmanuel on t na gee!:D


  • #27
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Sex easily. I've never had an orgasm via a blowjob alone.

    :eek::eek::eek:


  • #28
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Sex easily. I've never had an orgasm via a blowjob alone.

    Then you've never had a proper blow job, some girls are just useless at them and don't want to learn. In my experience at least 50% of girls out there don't like giving them and only pretend to try, they give a half hearted effort and leave you disappointed. They're not keepers- if they won't put the effort in bed then they'll be lacking in other departments too. I'll do anything my lady wants to get her off so it is not much to ask that she reciprocate - that is a key part of a loving relationship for me- that you will do anything for your partner that will fulfill their sexual needs and desires (within reason- the minute she mentions pissing or sh1tting I'm outa there :D)

    My girl has this awesome trick where she sucks me slow at first then increases the speed to bring me to just before the point of no return. She knows exactly when this is and when I get there she just stops. Then she'll do it again and again until I demand that she makes me cum. It is such titillation, she is a huge tease but I love it and she loves doing it to me- that's the key point here.

    She also introduced me to the Champagne Blow Job which is something every man must try. It involves her filling her mouth full of champagne (or any cava or sparkling wine will do). Then she goes down on you. The sensation of having hundreds of little bubbles popping on the top of your knob is just unreal and it will drive any man crazy, trust me.


  • #29
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    I prefer giving blow jobs, its more fun for me.


  • #30
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I cant be the only girl who would love a penis for a day so I can see what a blow job feels like!!


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  • #31
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Pixie-Fairy wrote: »
    I prefer giving blow jobs, its more fun for me.

    I have 'my blow jobs' and 'his blow jobs'

    Ones just for my own perverse pleasure! :o


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