Which is better?

x43r0

My friend and I have a long running argument whereby he claims that a good blowjob is better than sex. I can't believe someone would think this. Whenever we restart this argument he always comes out with "You've clearly never had a really good blowjob then"

I thought the wisdom of After Hours might help settle this







Inb4 the username jokes

humbert

I'd doubt many of the AH regulars are flexible enough to give you an honest answer.

Chemical Burn

Ye can bate the dog
Ye can bate the wife
Ye can bate the mother

But ye Can't bate the roide

senorwipesalot

Hate to break it to you but your pal wants to give you a gobble.

amacca

Is this a trick question?

clearly, really good sex always includes a good blow job


(I hope you ladies are listening for your sakes)

TheBody

That's a tough one. See what I did there???!!!!???













Yea, I know it's crap.

sfwcork

I once saw a boob when my mammy let me stay up to watch a move on a skoolnight

amacca

sfwcork wrote: »

I once saw a boob when my mammy let me stay up to watch a move on a skoolnight

was it a sideboob?.......cos they don't count

Sauve

Some people like ketchup on their chips.
Some prefer curry sauce.

Personal choice is a wonderful thing OP

Gummy Panda

A really good belly rub beats all

sfwcork

amacca wrote: »

was it a sideboob?.......cos they don't count

Ah yes it does.i know there was no nipple but still counts

Banjo String

Sometimes its just real nice to have the lady for cuddles and a good chat y'know.



Sometimes.

sfwcork

Gummy Panda wrote: »

A really good belly rub beats all

Espically after way too many chips

sfwcork

SamHall wrote: »

Sometimes its just real nice to have the lady for cuddles and a good chat y'know.



Sometimes.

So your lady is reading and knows your username yeah!

castletownman

I cannot give a definitive answer right now but if any female user is willing to test the theory with me just send me a PM

It's all for science of course. Our future understanding depends on it

Son Of A Vidic

Jimmy Savile is Innocent wrote: »

Whenever we restart this argument he always comes out with "You've clearly never had a really good blowjob then"

Restart the argument? You need to take the hint OP, because it sounds like he's offering and it looks like your caught between a cock rock and a hard place.

admiralofthefleet

sfwcork wrote: »

I once saw a boob when my mammy let me stay up to watch a move on a skoolnight

ahhh, remember the old sunday night film on channel 4

Son Of A Vidic

Jimmy Savile is Innocent wrote: »

Which is better in your opinion?
Really good blowjob
Really good sex

Atari shaguar?

Smidge

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ahhh, remember the old sunday night film on channel 4

Was that not on a Friday night?:P

admiralofthefleet

Smidge wrote: »

Was that not on a Friday night?:P

no the word was on the telly on friday night, you were always guaranteed diddys on that

mccarthy37

Garrison Keilor talking about sex on his show in the States sums it up fairly accurately.
When sex is good its great but when sex is bad ahh its still not that bad.

xLexie

Clearly I prefer a blowjob, there being loads to blow and all that

pragmatic1

Sex easily. I've never had an orgasm via a blowjob alone.

castletownman

xLexie wrote: »

Clearly I prefer a blowjob, there being loads to blow and all that

PM sent

skinny90

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ahhh, remember the old sunday night film on channel 4

French films on Tg4 was better!!

admiralofthefleet

skinny90 wrote: »

French films on Tg4 was better!!

im talking late 80's early 90's here, well before emmanuel on t na gee!:D

Smidge

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Sex easily. I've never had an orgasm via a blowjob alone.

:eek::eek::eek:

RATM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Sex easily. I've never had an orgasm via a blowjob alone.

Then you've never had a proper blow job, some girls are just useless at them and don't want to learn. In my experience at least 50% of girls out there don't like giving them and only pretend to try, they give a half hearted effort and leave you disappointed. They're not keepers- if they won't put the effort in bed then they'll be lacking in other departments too. I'll do anything my lady wants to get her off so it is not much to ask that she reciprocate - that is a key part of a loving relationship for me- that you will do anything for your partner that will fulfill their sexual needs and desires (within reason- the minute she mentions pissing or sh1tting I'm outa there )

My girl has this awesome trick where she sucks me slow at first then increases the speed to bring me to just before the point of no return. She knows exactly when this is and when I get there she just stops. Then she'll do it again and again until I demand that she makes me cum. It is such titillation, she is a huge tease but I love it and she loves doing it to me- that's the key point here.

She also introduced me to the Champagne Blow Job which is something every man must try. It involves her filling her mouth full of champagne (or any cava or sparkling wine will do). Then she goes down on you. The sensation of having hundreds of little bubbles popping on the top of your knob is just unreal and it will drive any man crazy, trust me.

herisson

I prefer giving blow jobs, its more fun for me.

Ihatecuddles-old

I cant be the only girl who would love a penis for a day so I can see what a blow job feels like!!

Ihatecuddles-old

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

I prefer giving blow jobs, its more fun for me.

I have 'my blow jobs' and 'his blow jobs'

Ones just for my own perverse pleasure!

RATM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I cant be the only girl who would love a penis for a day so I can see what a blow job feels like!!

You're not

And as a bloke I'd love to have a pussy for the day, I don't think I'd leave the house with the amount of playing going on haha !

herisson

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I have 'my blow jobs' and 'his blow jobs'

Ones just for my own perverse pleasure!

What are your blow jobs? I'm very intrigued :P

Also you aren't the only one...I'd love to experience one. I'd have so much fun if I had a cock :pac:

Celly Smunt

Jesus,catholic Ireland me hole,you should be ashamed.The lot of ya!

Ihatecuddles-old

RATM wrote: »

You're not

And as a bloke I'd love to have a pussy for the day, I don't think I'd leave the house with the amount of playing going on haha !

Its a struggle to get out most mornings I have to say!

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

What are your blow jobs? I'm very intrigued :P

Also you aren't the only one...I'd love to experience one. I'd have so much fun if I had a cock :pac:

Im trying to say it without being filthy. Its not to get him off, its just me wanting to do it! So I just lick/suck the top for ages. Really therapeutic!

I promise I wont be vulgar again

Chet T16

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Im trying to say it without being filthy. Its not to get him off, its just me wanting to do it! So I just lick/suck the top for ages. Really therapeutic!

He's not just a piece of meat you know

Where To

Chet T16 wrote: »

He's not just a piece of meat you know

Shut up you

Ihatecuddles-old

Chet T16 wrote: »

He's not just a piece of meat you know

Must be why he left me!

herisson

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Im trying to say it without being filthy. Its not to get him off, its just me wanting to do it! So I just lick/suck the top for ages. Really therapeutic!

I promise I wont be vulgar again

Ooohh I do that too, usually to tease a bit. It's very relaxing. And now I will shut up, I say far too much stuff here

Smidge

A decade of the Rosary for you two:D:P

Pandora2

RATM wrote: »

Then you've never had a proper blow job, some girls are just useless at them and don't want to learn. In my experience at least 50% of girls out there don't like giving them and only pretend to try, they give a half hearted effort and leave you disappointed. They're not keepers- if they won't put the effort in bed then they'll be lacking in other departments too. I'll do anything my lady wants to get her off so it is not much to ask that she reciprocate - that is a key part of a loving relationship for me- that you will do anything for your partner that will fulfill their sexual needs and desires (within reason- the minute she mentions pissing or sh1tting I'm outa there )

My girl has this awesome trick where she sucks me slow at first then increases the speed to bring me to just before the point of no return. She knows exactly when this is and when I get there she just stops. Then she'll do it again and again until I demand that she makes me cum. It is such titillation, she is a huge tease but I love it and she loves doing it to me- that's the key point here.

She also introduced me to the Champagne Blow Job which is something every man must try. It involves her filling her mouth full of champagne (or any cava or sparkling wine will do). Then she goes down on you. The sensation of having hundreds of little bubbles popping on the top of your knob is just unreal and it will drive any man crazy, trust me.

I have always found a request for champagne met with 'Tonight? Just let me nip to the Offie....'

XrayMike235

Chet T16 wrote: »

He's not just a piece of meat you know

You came to me this morning
And you handled me like meat
You'd have to be a man to know
How good that feels, how sweet.

ziggy23

Any bloke I've been with prefers an aul bj but that could be just my technique woohooo :P:o:o

ziggy23

RATM wrote: »

Then you've never had a proper blow job, some girls are just useless at them and don't want to learn. In my experience at least 50% of girls out there don't like giving them and only pretend to try, they give a half hearted effort and leave you disappointed. They're not keepers- if they won't put the effort in bed then they'll be lacking in other departments too. I'll do anything my lady wants to get her off so it is not much to ask that she reciprocate - that is a key part of a loving relationship for me- that you will do anything for your partner that will fulfill their sexual needs and desires (within reason- the minute she mentions pissing or sh1tting I'm outa there )

My girl has this awesome trick where she sucks me slow at first then increases the speed to bring me to just before the point of no return. She knows exactly when this is and when I get there she just stops. Then she'll do it again and again until I demand that she makes me cum. It is such titillation, she is a huge tease but I love it and she loves doing it to me- that's the key point here.

She also introduced me to the Champagne Blow Job which is something every man must try. It involves her filling her mouth full of champagne (or any cava or sparkling wine will do). Then she goes down on you. The sensation of having hundreds of little bubbles popping on the top of your knob is just unreal and it will drive any man crazy, trust me.

This champagne BJ ...so keep some of the champagne in ur mouth while doing it? I'm intrigued:o

Sofiztikated

SamHall wrote: »

Sometimes its just real nice to have the lady for cuddles and a good chat y'know.



Sometimes.

Damn it, why can't you embed pics in AH.

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ziggy23 wrote: »

Any bloke I've been with prefers an aul bj but that could be just my technique woohooo :P:o:o

That could also mean you're ****e in bed.

ziggy23

That could also mean you're ****e in bed. [/QUOTE]

Haha just thought of that after I posted:pac::pac: Na me never

Ihatecuddles-old

ziggy23 wrote: »

This champagne BJ ...so keep some of the champagne in ur mouth while doing it? I'm intrigued:o

Yeah, works with ice cubes and mint too!

ziggy23

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah, works with ice cubes and mint too!

Tried the ice cubes he didnt like it at all:rolleyes:

the_syco

Jimmy Savile is Innocent wrote: »

"You've clearly never had a really good blowjob then"

How tight is the roide?

miker1983

The ride

Sofiztikated

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Yeah, works with ice cubes and mint too!

Warm also works, try a mouthful a tae.