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I found a Safe.

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  • #2152
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    Well that was thoroughly entertaining. Cheers OP its been a blast. Sorry there wasn't any treasure to reward all that hard work.
    Now a thread on putting the safe back and what to put in it to troll the next occupier??


  • #2153
    kingcobra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 835 ✭✭✭kingcobra


    Someone is chuckling away in their grave right now...


  • #2154
    Manc-Red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭Manc-Red


    Mr. Incognito wrote: »
    Call me if it contains my wife's sex drive.

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


  • #2155
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,498 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Antique jars. Jackpot!


  • #2156
    mockingjay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭mockingjay


    SonOveagun, you are a Legend - you are probably the most 'famous' person on Boards - thanks for the entertainment - they should promote you to 'Moderator' of em... Lost and Found ....


  • #2157
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Manc-Red wrote: »

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Laughing your ass off off off off off off off off off off off off off off?


  • #2158
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No word from the OP since. I reckon hes kicking the cash box around the back garden :D


  • #2159
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Goddammit!

    And now we're left with the aftermath, I told you not to open it OP!

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/voodoomelon/safe_zpse19d3f81.jpg


  • #2160
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Great thread despite the hicup.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83373957&postcount=22


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  • #2161
    lmao
    Registered Users Posts: 386 ✭✭lmao


    Manc-Red wrote: »
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    I hear you, no need to shout! :D


  • #2162
    Thesafemissus
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭Thesafemissus


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Great thread despite the hicup.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83373957&postcount=22


    I thought we weren't to mention the hiccup!?!


  • #2163
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Thesafemissus wrote: »
    I thought we weren't to mention the hiccup!?!

    Yes you're not to mention it.


  • #2164
    shar01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 817 ✭✭✭shar01


    That was legen - wait for it - dary!

    Well done OP and Mrs.

    For a few days you took us away from the mundane and had us believing in the fantastical!


  • #2165
    Slutmonkey57b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,576 ✭✭✭Slutmonkey57b


    You know who's really gutted? Yer man from Navan Lock and Safe.

    He's down €300 on this job.


  • #2166
    nazmoalex
    Registered Users Posts: 573 ✭✭✭nazmoalex


    Epic thread! My guess is that there was some killer weed in those jars!

    Thanks OP!


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  • #2167
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Jars and plastic bags, I smell drugs.


  • #2168
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Why put jars in a safe in a safe,

    Hmmmm

    "Anthrax" anybody?


  • #2169
    Qualitymark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Joe10000 wrote: »
    Jars and plastic bags, I smell drugs.

    More likely the poor old owner was away with the fairies and thought s/he was hiding something precious.


  • #2170
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Qualitymark wrote: »
    More likely the poor old owner was away with the fairies and thought s/he was hiding something precious.

    Farts in a jar ?


  • #2171
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,085 ✭✭✭OU812


    I would have hired a locksmith.

    Fully functional embedded in cement safe vs hole in the floor. No contest.


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  • #2172
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    OU812 wrote: »
    I would have hired a locksmith.

    Fully functional embedded in cement safe vs hole in the floor. No contest.

    That would have been my plan of action too, but it wouldn't have made as good a thread!


  • #2173
    Mmmm_Lemony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    I was hoping to see images of these when OP opened it....

    stones_all_01.jpg


  • #2174
    Thesafemissus
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭Thesafemissus


    Joe10000 wrote: »

    Farts in a jar ?


    Like snakes on a plane?


  • #2175
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Mmmm_Lemony wrote: »
    I was hoping to see images of these when OP opened it....

    stones_all_01.jpg

    Really old toblerone?


  • #2176
    chillywilly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly


    "Have a jar on me"


  • #2177
    YuM
    Registered Users Posts: 184 ✭✭YuM


    Thanks OP for the best thread is ages.. back to lurking now. Thats this years quota of posting used up.


  • #2178
    Prodigious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    *Unfollows thread*


  • #2179
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Thesafemissus wrote: »
    Like snakes on a plane?

    Lol yeah, could be the sequel to "I found a safe" or maybe tango and cash will get remade as kango and stash.


  • #2180
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Thanks everybody.

    What a week. It's been fun every step of the way. At first I regretted starting this thread. And when it got huge I really regretted it. But I am so glad now that I did.

    So what if the safe didn't contain buried Nazi gold, the real gold is in this thread. Yes the mods tarnished it a bit. But I'm very proud to have started it and share it with everyone. I really felt you where with me every inch of the way. I honestly don't think I'd have opened it if it wasn't for you guys. You should all be proud of yourselves.

    I want to thank TheSafeMissus, she was my rock.

    Yes Hair Cut Boy thought it was more important to have his hair styled, but it was his genius idea to use the car jack, it worked a treat.

    I wanna thank Popcorn, the angle grinding pensioner! He's a legend too.

    Finally, This is something I will never forget. You all made it special.

    And in the future, if anyone of you find a safe, don't be affaid to open it. Live the dream, dig it up and make sure to come on boards.ie and share it, you will not regret it.

    Take Care People

    Pierce.


  • #2181
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    What a thread.
    It has 173,000 plus views and could have spawned threads in the DIY, Legal, Cookery and Personal issues sub forums.
    The winners are the op and his wife who have kept us nicely hooked thru this drama.
    And the hireshop.
    And boards.ie who must have had increased traffic and publicity over the last few days.
    The losers are the makers of jarred curry who shall forever leave a bitter taste in our mouths. And the local locksmith.


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  • #2182
    sesswhat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭sesswhat


    Have a cup of tea. You deserve it!


  • #2183
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    What a thread.
    It has 173,000 plus views and could have spawned threads in the DIY, Legal, Cookery and Personal issues sub forums.
    The winners are the op and his wife who have kept us nicely hooked thru this drama.
    And the hireshop.
    And boards.ie who must have had increased traffic and publicity over the last few days.
    The losers are the makers of jarred curry who shall forever leave a bitter taste in our mouths. And the local locksmith.
    I'm not so sure Boards.ie came out of it smelling of roses thb. While I enjoyed this thread immensely, it is 100% due to the OP.


  • #2184
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Havent been following this thread. Will now have to read it all. That's this Sunday gone!


  • #2185
    hufpc8w3adnk65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,158 ✭✭✭✭hufpc8w3adnk65


    Son0vagun it's time too start a thread

    "I've a hole in my shed floor" too keep us all going a few weeks ha ha


  • #2186
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,770 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Just in from a walk on the beach, have caught up on the rugby and this thread at last.

    This thread has been a more gripping read than the best thriller I've read in years! (Not many, admittedly, but still.)

    Sorry it ended in disappointment for OP and MrsOP, but it made for a great few days entertainment!

    Now, on a slight aside, can anyone tell me why Horn Head appears to be on fire, to save me driving over there to find out for myself?


  • #2187
    tony007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭tony007


    Does anyone recognise those jars? How old are they?


  • #2188
    MrPain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭MrPain


    Is there an expiry date on the jars?


  • #2189
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Agricola wrote: »
    Havent been following this thread. Will now have to read it all. That's this Sunday gone!

    Well worth the read though :)


  • #2190
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Somebody thought it worthwhile to double lock away those jars in a safe.... Why? Are we all missing something here?


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  • #2191
    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,660 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    A summary:

    http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1436/safefinal.jpg


  • #2192
    BUBBLES1978
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭BUBBLES1978


    the previous owners sperm bank!!!


  • #2193
    Smiles35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭Smiles35


    Should this thread be closed now or will we leave it ajar?


  • #2194
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah jaysus.

    I'm vexed now!! Epic troll though.


  • #2195
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    So....

    Do we start making memes now, or is it too soon?


  • #2196
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    K.Flyer wrote: »
    Why put jars in a safe in a safe,

    Hmmmm

    "Anthrax" anybody?

    Or SARS maybe? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_Acute_Respiratory_Syndrome

    Amoy green curry sauce jar in box:

    Amoy's former factory ground sold in the 70's and since turned into Amoy Gardens apartment complex. https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&ved=0CDcQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAmoy_Food&ei=pS0qUYKbPI23hAfl54HoCw&usg=AFQjCNF9_9GDr4zCsJl-Wa5un0poZcadYA

    Amoy Gardens most seriously affected location during the 2003 SARS outbreak http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amoy_Gardens
    In the mid-2003, the authority concern found that there were serious problems of water pipes which may have contributed to the spread of SARS.

    Safe
    +
    Old rusty watery looking Amoy curry sauce jar

    = Profit SARS :confused:

    (I wouldn't go opening those jars op!:P)

    Anyone know what year Tiger Tiger foods began operating? It doesn't say on their website. Or does anyone know what year Amoy used that style of packaging for their green curry? Might help to date the items
    - apologies if dating of the safe has already been done and I've just missed it.


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  • #2197
    SunDog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭SunDog


    Been a disappointing day all round. Troll safe 1-0 Boardses
    Scot 12-8 Ire


  • #2198
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    I'm a bit suspicious now...how the fcuk did the money box fit in the safe in the first place?

    It seems waaay too big

    http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4853/imagepqwz.jpg

    http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/503/imagejozy.jpg


  • #2199
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Lock up this thread and throw away the key!The best way to end a great story.


  • #2200
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    OU812 wrote: »
    I would have hired a locksmith.

    And you, sir, would have paid €350 for two second hand jars and a manky plastic bag.

    You also would have avoided giving 300 plus peeps a cracking good thread. FOR SHAME!!! :cool:


  • #2201
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    .Henry Sellers. wrote: »
    Lock up this thread and throw away the key!The best way to end a great story.
    who knows it might be found in another 50 years.:D


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