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I found a Safe.

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  • #692
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    What if this is one of those super-secure safes, where if someone tries to break in, it just pours acid over all what's inside? Or even better, it explodes and blows your face off?


  • #693
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,790 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    i could come over with a cutting torch but all you'd have then is an open safe with burnt stuff in it ;-)


  • #694
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Here man, call in sick today and tomorrow.

    Tell them you didn't practice safe sex and you need to dig something out.


  • #695
    noodler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,385 ✭✭✭✭noodler


    Son0vagun wrote: »
    Ok Folks, heres a update.

    Same result as yesterday. I chiselled down and didn't find anything i could drill into. See picture. It looks like i'm gonna have to kango it out and cut the bottom out of it. Anyone know how much it is to rent a kango? And maybe a consaw? It's a big job now. Here's how it looks now.

    I've to go now. It's gonna be the weekend before i get at it again. And I've plans at the weekend so only god knows!


    Don't think you aren't replaceable...because you are!


  • #696
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Screw your social life, I want to know what's in that safe more than what happens to Merle and Daryl in The Walking Dead!! :(


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  • #697
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Screw your social life, I want to know what's in that safe more than what happens to Merle and Daryl in The Walking Dead!! :(

    At least I have the last episode downloaded and ready to watch.

    I feel for you bro


  • #698
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    Oscar Pistorius could have opened it


  • #699
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    sidcon wrote: »
    I think I speak for every when I say "a ffs"


    I feel the same, but i am trying my best here. I am not flush with money. I have a full time job. I wanna open it more then anyone on here.

    And i will open it, just not today!


  • #700
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.


  • #701
    NeVeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    Can anyone lend him a kango hammer ??


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  • #702
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Guill wrote: »
    We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

    I fail at building IKEA stuff and end up shouting at things. I can help make the tea or something!


  • #703
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    Guill wrote: »
    We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

    Sounds like a plan!


  • #704
    Autumn Moon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,007 ✭✭✭Autumn Moon


    So, after the weekend?

    AW C'MON....!!! :P


  • #705
    GreeBo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,474 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    Guill wrote: »
    We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

    I'm not sure you can "jizz" something out of the ground...maybe if you have just eaten asparagus though...


  • #706
    dr strangelove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 816 ✭✭✭dr strangelove


    Guill wrote: »
    We need to assemble a crack team of Boardsies to go over to the OP house (tools in hand) and get this job finished. I have Consaw with disks.

    bagsy the wisecracking, cynical nerd, but who comes through in the end.


  • #707
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭OU812


    Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

    Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

    It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).

    Everyone ok with that?


  • #708
    Orim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Orim


    OU812 wrote: »

    Everyone ok with that?

    I'm about ready to give up my first born to find out what's in that safe.


  • #709
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I fail at building IKEA stuff and end up shouting at things. I can help make the tea or something!

    Good woman. 1 sugar and milk for me please.


  • #710
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Good woman. 1 sugar and milk for me please.

    I'M A BOY :mad::mad:


  • #711
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I'M A BOY :mad::mad:


    a cheese sambo wouldn't go astray while your at it


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  • #712
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    OU812 wrote: »
    Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

    Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

    It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).

    Everyone ok with that?

    Entertainment?
    I haven't slept with the tension.

    I would hate to be friends with the OP, he has a safe which contains Nazi gold and he wants to watch Love/hate. Fair enough if it the episode was just out but its not and everyone knows what happens. How often do you find a safe in a shed?
    That **** is all kind of messed up.


  • #713
    Son0vagun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    OU812 wrote: »
    Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

    Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

    It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).
    Everyone ok with that?

    I couldn't ask for money but thanks


  • #714
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

    Not today darlin'


  • #715
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

    Hey, look, I don't judge. And with modern medical advances and surgeries, by God you are!


  • #716
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I'M A BOY :mad::mad:

    That's what the last one said too...


  • #717
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Orim wrote: »

    I'm about ready to give up my first born to find out what's in that safe.

    Probably just the receipt for the safe at this rate!


  • #718
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    omg nazi gold?!
    those pesky nazis.


  • #719
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    I fail at building IKEA stuff and end up shouting at things. I can help make the tea or something!

    I could take the pictures..........


  • #720
    NeVeR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,360 ✭✭✭NeVeR


    OU812 wrote: »
    Sonovagun, post your PayPal details.

    Everyone invested in this thread can give up to a fiver (as a PayPal gift, that way he doesn't get hit with charges).

    It'll only take 40 of us to get the €200 for a locksmith. Anything Ezra goes to charity (& a couple I pints for sonovagun for the entertainment).

    Everyone ok with that?
    Son0vagun wrote: »
    I couldn't ask for money but thanks

    I'd give €5 ;)


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  • #721
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Serious lack of men with power tools in After Hours...


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