Who would you fight?

mattjack · 02-02-2013 04:16PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Gordan Ramsey.. Probably get head kicked up own arse, any male member of the U.s. Republican party, the japanese

What did Gordan Ramsey ever do to you ?

ToddyDoody · 02-02-2013 04:18PM

mattjack wrote: »

What did Gordan Ramsey ever do to you ?

I find him annoying and think the whole basis of his fame, loosing the rag, is well past its sell by date. Meow.

dollypet · 02-02-2013 04:21PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Gordan Ramsey.. Probably get head kicked up own arse, any male member of the U.s. Republican party, the japanese

How, on Gods green earth, did the entire nation of Japan upset you so bad that you'd like to wipe out the whole lot of them?

Isnt there a word for that?

Erm, Oh yeah thats it- Genocide.

ToddyDoody · 02-02-2013 04:24PM

dollypet wrote: »

How, on Gods green earth, did the entire nation of Japan upset you so bad that you'd like to wipe out the whole lot of them?

Isnt there a word for that?

Erm, Oh yeah thats it- Genocide.

fight, not kill. Jeez!

mattjack · 02-02-2013 04:26PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

fight, not kill. Jeez!

Fight them ? have ya seen the Japanese Light Infantry in action or heard of the Code of Bushido ?

ToddyDoody · 02-02-2013 04:30PM

mattjack wrote: »

Fight them ? have ya seen the Japanese Light Infantry in action or heard of the Code of Bushido ?

No?

Oh hai · 02-02-2013 04:34PM

James Corden :mad::mad::mad:

League of their own was one of my favourite prorgrammes but I just couldn't handle Fatso Corden anymore. His wedding had more celebrities than real mates. He's met David Beckham twice probably and I read he was set to be his baby's Godfather and Kate Moss the Godmother ffs!! Even the other day I saw him in the paper walking behind one of the One Direction lads after his 19th birthday, he's a celebrity leech and doesn't have a funny bone in his body. How people find him entertaining is beyond me. I long for the day when Patrick Stewart gets his revenge for round 2 and punches him in his fat face!

I really, really hate him! :pac:

mattjack · 02-02-2013 04:34PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

No?

You'll be fine , all of Boards will be thinking of you.

Daveysil15 · 02-02-2013 04:35PM

Floyd Mayweather. He needs to be taken down a peg or two.

dollypet · 02-02-2013 04:35PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

fight, not kill. Jeez!

Sorry my mistake- fight.

Why would you want to fight the entire nation?
Out of interest.

Lenin Skynard · 02-02-2013 04:38PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

BOD the biggest ego in the country and a nasty bit of work to deal with. Considering that he is vertically challenged (only 5 something in height) I'd proposition him to an amateur wrestling match. I'd love to hook him in a key lock and break his god dam arm before he taps.

A few inches of a height advantage probably isn't going to win you a fight against a professional rugby player.

ToddyDoody · 02-02-2013 04:38PM

mattjack wrote: »

You'll be fine , all of Boards will be thinking of you.

and what clear, well articulated thoughts those are

ToddyDoody · 02-02-2013 04:40PM

dollypet wrote: »

Sorry my mistake- fight.

Why would you want to fight the entire nation?
Out of interest.

No reason in particular.

MaxSteele · 02-02-2013 04:40PM

Every "crime writer" like Paul Williams for the Sunday world. I would take immense pleasure in drinking the blood from their open skulls. Nosy fcuking vermin.

A few posters I won't mention right now. :cool:

blade1 · 02-02-2013 04:54PM

Jonathan Woss

Gymsey · 02-02-2013 07:57PM

The Queen....and two of her dogs, just to make it interesting.

crockholm · 02-02-2013 08:01PM

BIG JOE JOYCE

Pat Mustard · 02-02-2013 08:44PM

Stephen Hawking.

He's supposed to be Hell On Wheels.

Eve_Dublin · 02-02-2013 09:25PM

Suri Cruise. I'd 'av 'er no problem. :mad:

Logical_Bear · 02-02-2013 09:30PM

I'd the bate the sh1te out of every one of those fukkers on mythbusters! twice.....

--Kaiser-- · 02-02-2013 09:35PM

I thought this was going to be more like the question from Fight Club e.g.

"If you could fight anyone living or dead, who would it be?"
'I'd fight Lincoln. Tall guy,long reach, skinny guys fight til they're burger. How about you?'
"I'd fight Ghandi"
'.....Good answer.'

I find the idea of beating someone who'd done nothing to be personally a bit abhorrent.
But I'd probably clock Piers Morgan

Pumpkinseeds · 02-02-2013 09:36PM

Hector, for oh so very many reasons. I'd bring my heel down on his foot, as he leans forward I'd put my knee into his groin then knee him in the face. Once he's on the ground I just keep kicking him until he stops twitching, not til he's dead of course, just enough to hospitalise the cunt.

Oh dear, I'm worrying myself now at the sheer level of enjoyment I took in just thinking of all that. I'm not a violent woman, honest:o

Pat Mustard · 03-02-2013 12:39AM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Hector, for oh so very many reasons. I'd bring my heel down on his foot, as he leans forward I'd put my knee into his groin then knee him in the face. Once he's on the ground I just keep kicking him until he stops twitching, not til he's dead of course, just enough to hospitalise the cunt.

Oh dear, I'm worrying myself now at the sheer level of enjoyment I took in just thinking of all that. I'm not a violent woman, honest:o

Just for you:

The Savage Eye imagines Hector's fate in less tolerant era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZMho_sjbKg

Vicar in a tutu · 03-02-2013 12:46AM

I want to kick Nicki Minaj so hard up the fanny.

orestes · 03-02-2013 12:53AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Smooth move OP. You wanna bring physical violence to a middle aged pacifist in his fifties with a heart condition based on the fact that he's an animal lover, and as you repeatedly describe him, a "sap" (which I believe means weaker than you).

Jesus, why don't you just dig up the bones of Mother Teresa and grind them into dust with the skull of Gandhi as you're at it. :mad:

There's a fair bit of evidence to suggest that Mother Theresa was quite a bit of a cnut behind her public image, as far as suggesting she was borderline psychopathically sadistic. So she's fair game for a kick in the face if you ask me.

--Kaiser-- · 03-02-2013 01:00AM

orestes wrote: »

There's a fair bit of evidence to suggest that Mother Theresa was quite a bit of a cnut behind her public image, as far as suggesting she was borderline psychopathically sadistic. So she's fair game for a kick in the face if you ask me.

There was a Christopher Hitchens's documentary about what a **** she was. Basically she thought suffering was 'sacred' so didn't do much to ease the pain of the ill and dying. Never trust religious people, their brains don't work properly

harry Bailey esq · 03-02-2013 01:05AM

where to start...flatley up first definitely,ray Darcy,Jeremy Clarkson,Derren brown deserves a clatter,the entire cast of fair city,Martin king.i think the late heinrich himmler is worthy of a mention too,a right bollix he was by all accounts

harry Bailey esq · 03-02-2013 01:09AM

orestes wrote: »

There's a fair bit of evidence to suggest that Mother Theresa was quite a bit of a cnut behind her public image, as far as suggesting she was borderline psychopathically sadistic. So she's fair game for a kick in the face if you ask me.

mother theresa?who'd have thought..

03-02-2013 01:11AM

Katherine Lynch
Colm Hayes

TheUsual · 03-02-2013 01:13AM

Mila Kunis.

I'd let her win though.

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