Who would you fight?

joe stodge

if you could fight any famous person living or dead who would it be and reasons why.

Me, I'd love to kick 7 shades out of morissey, I really can't stand the man and what a sap he is, he once threatened to not play a gig before because he could smell the burger vans cooking food and he's a vegetarian. Sap.

Bad Santa

I'd like to naked wrestle Rosanna Davidson.

Max Power

EdenHazard. Never met him, don't know him from Adam but I still want to kick the shit out of him.

HTML5!

I want to bitchslap Joe Hart.

He just has one of those annoying faces.

Pottler

FionnMcCool87, just because he's up for it.

Duff

In before Bono.

joe stodge

HTML5! wrote: »

I want to bitchslap Joe Hart.

He just has one of those annoying faces.

I bet you love his head and shoulders ad.

orestes

If fate should ever leave me alone in a room with Ricky Gervais I will not be held responsible for my actions.

HTML5!

joe stodge wrote: »

I bet you love his head and shoulders ad.

:mad:

orestes

Pottler wrote: »

FionnMcCool87, just because he's up for it.

Well that's the entertainment for the next AH beers sorted.

RidleyRider

The list for me runs looooong;

Joe Hart
Tom Cruise
Mario Balotelli
Max from Eastenders
Geri Halliwell

The casts of the following programmes;

Anything that airs on MTV!!!!!!!!

tdv123

Prince Naseem.

That guy was just a stand out cunt.

spankysue

joe stodge wrote: »

if you could fight any famous person living or dead who would it be and reasons why.

Any dead person would be easy to fight.....I choose Andre the Giant, bet there's not much of him left by now

orestes

RidleyRider wrote: »

The list for me runs looooong;

Joe Hart
Tom Cruise
Mario Balotelli
Max from Eastenders
Geri Halliwell

The casts of the following programmes;

Anything that airs on MTV!!!!!!!!

You leave my Geri alone :mad:

SunKing

Pat Kenny

fonecrusher1

liam gallagher.

What a ****ing retard.

RidleyRider

SunKing wrote: »

Pat Kenny

After the show he put on tonight I'd kick him straight in the balls and it wouldn't cost me a thought!

I grew up watching him on the toy show, he annoyed me then and he annoys me now! Thank god for the toys!

:pac:

On a side note, RIP to Ryan Tubridys father.

johnnycarrick

Bertie Ahern.
I would even tie one hand behind my back to even it up a bit.
Even let him take some weapons in to the ring with him.
But I can promise you I would be the only man left standing.

ITS_A_BADGER

Bring jimmy saville back so i could knock six shades of ****e outta him and send him back

Sofiztikated

I'm no fighter, but I reckon I'd have a go at that Basil Brush.

Him with his red hair, quick wit, and cold cold eyes.

RidleyRider

orestes wrote: »

You leave my Geri alone :mad:

I'll fight yeah to shut me up:rolleyes:

1ZRed

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

EdenHazard. Never met him, don't know him from Adam but I still want to kick the shit out of him.

Last I heard he was cutting himself to Justin Bieber, downloading pics of good looking men and then comparing his own to them.

It's a lead, isn't it?

IM0

haters be hatin

1ZRed

Psy from gagnam style. Something about his face just makes me want to bust it

Stained Class

Bertie, Charlie, Dev & me with an Uzi.

That would be fair.

I wish all these cuvnts were still alive, so I could do it for real.

jdooley28

I doubt you would stand a chance against super mario he's a beast of man

stmol32

I'd like to fight Muhammad Ali.

Not years ago but now that he has parkinson's syndrome because then I might stand a chance but I could stilll stay I outboxed Muhammad Ali.

Actualy on reflection he probably would still batter me.

Sound of Silence

Donald Trump.

You could say he has a punchable face.

matrim

Duff wrote: »

In before Bono.

I'd hope so because if you started a fight with a celebrity and he got the first punch in, it would be pretty embarrassing

MadsL

A Horse-sized Duck

1ZRed

The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!

MadsL

No Thatcher yet?

Lionel Messy

Bambi

Lionel Messy

1ZRed wrote: »

The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!

Lee Evans is a living legend. Do not disrespect him. Gervais is fair game.

ITS_A_BADGER

Craig doyle, he needs a good smacking! "alllll at the touch of button" :mad:

seven_eleven

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

EdenHazard. Never met him, don't know him from Adam but I still want to kick the shit out of him.

Oh wait you mean the footballer..... :pac:

Truncheon Rouge

I suppose I could possibly spare a swift hard pimp-hand to Alex Jones' swollen wobbling red face.

Its not that I dislike him or his politics, I find him likable in a strange humorous entertaining way. I'd love a pint with him for the epic lulz.

But ANYONE (schoolkids, elderly and infirm included here) in a 'debate' (or conversation) who constantly cuts across and won't stfu for even one second is fair game.


this should be enshrined in law.

Dynamo Roller1

Joe Duffy in The Thunderdome

dodderangler

Louie spence
Can't fcuking stand the sight of him
Attention seeking rat

Balotelli and luis Suarez they also just bug the hell out of me
Simon cowell aswell

Pat Mustard

SunKing wrote: »

Pat Kenny

matrim wrote: »

I'd hope so because if you started a fight with a celebrity and he got the first punch in, it would be pretty embarrassing

Can you just imagine if Pat Kenny floored you with a sneaky first punch, before you were even ready?

You'd never live it down. Ever.

Skippy44

Simon Coveney. Total wakner and spent €275,000 on advertising within 9 months of being elected to office. What did he do for Silvercrest....nada. A total cock Imo.

Pat Mustard

Skippy44 wrote: »

What did he do for Silvercrest....nada. A total cock Imo.

What should he have done for Silvercrest?

alph

Steven Seagal
Can't stand his massively inflated opinion of himself, how he thinks hes some super awesome buddhist and how he has to play some form of cop / hero in every film hes in. Wish he never made a film after under siege 1.

Also Richard Hammond... hes not funny and tries too hard to be. Also, his face annoys me.

Vicar in a tutu

Katherine Lynch ... I'd savour every punch.. It'd be a thing of pure beauty.

meoklmrk91

I always heard people say that Ricky Gervais was a seriously annoying pompous ****er, I never knew why because I had never really seen anything he was in.

Then I recently starting watching an idiot abroad, which is a great show except for that irritating, smug, dickhead. Seriously he ads nothing too it and his his laugh would go through you. I'd love to punch him in his stupid face.

Harry Hill, my mother watches come dine with me all the ****ing time and his voice goes through me, I hate that show, him and his stupid jokes.

Micheal Vick, an American football player, bred, fought and murdered pit bulls. There are no words to describe what I would like to do to him.

Jeremy Kyle, who the **** is he to be telling people what to do with their lives? Seriously what are his qualifications. Another pompous dickhead, he even has a face you'd love to punch.

DEFTLEFTHAND

BOD the biggest ego in the country and a nasty bit of work to deal with. Considering that he is vertically challenged (only 5 something in height) I'd proposition him to an amateur wrestling match. I'd love to hook him in a key lock and break his god dam arm before he taps.

Ruudi_Mentari

Leona Lewis.

joking

Scruffles

1ZRed wrote: »

The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!

duc tape and sedatives?


david cameron needs a good few left hooks and a good kick up his arse so he cant go fox hunting for a while.
woud pay a prostitute to do it so that all the national rag head lines woud say 'david cameron in bust up with prostitute',and readers woud think he had a argument with one over money he owed her,and thus there goes his job.:cool:

APM

Joe Joyce....because he's never been bet in his life and never will be bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eaLsvusF7s

Lionel Messy

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Katherine Lynch ... I'd savour every punch.. It'd be a thing of pure beauty.

I hope your female.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Lionel Messy wrote: »

I hope your female.

I'd be in any woman's corner who could beat that creature to a pulp, I can't stand that silly unfunny broad. Women are well able to brawl, controlled Male fights are often clinical, controlled women fights are often free for alls. Which are the most entertaining to watch?