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Who would you fight?

  • 02-02-2013 1:01am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭


    if you could fight any famous person living or dead who would it be and reasons why.

    Me, I'd love to kick 7 shades out of morissey, I really can't stand the man and what a sap he is, he once threatened to not play a gig before because he could smell the burger vans cooking food and he's a vegetarian. Sap.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    I'd like to naked wrestle Rosanna Davidson.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    EdenHazard. Never met him, don't know him from Adam but I still want to kick the shit out of him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭HTML5!


    I want to bitchslap Joe Hart.

    He just has one of those annoying faces.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    FionnMcCool87, just because he's up for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    In before Bono.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    HTML5! wrote: »
    I want to bitchslap Joe Hart.

    He just has one of those annoying faces.
    I bet you love his head and shoulders ad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    If fate should ever leave me alone in a room with Ricky Gervais I will not be held responsible for my actions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭HTML5!


    joe stodge wrote: »
    I bet you love his head and shoulders ad.

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Pottler wrote: »
    FionnMcCool87, just because he's up for it.

    Well that's the entertainment for the next AH beers sorted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    The list for me runs looooong;

    Joe Hart
    Tom Cruise
    Mario Balotelli
    Max from Eastenders
    Geri Halliwell

    The casts of the following programmes;

    Anything that airs on MTV!!!!!!!!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭tdv123


    Prince Naseem.

    That guy was just a stand out cunt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    joe stodge wrote: »
    if you could fight any famous person living or dead who would it be and reasons why.

    Any dead person would be easy to fight.....I choose Andre the Giant, bet there's not much of him left by now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    The list for me runs looooong;

    Joe Hart
    Tom Cruise
    Mario Balotelli
    Max from Eastenders
    Geri Halliwell

    The casts of the following programmes;

    Anything that airs on MTV!!!!!!!!

    You leave my Geri alone :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 SunKing


    Pat Kenny :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,708 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    liam gallagher.

    What a ****ing retard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    SunKing wrote: »
    Pat Kenny :D

    After the show he put on tonight I'd kick him straight in the balls and it wouldn't cost me a thought!

    I grew up watching him on the toy show, he annoyed me then and he annoys me now! Thank god for the toys!

    :pac:

    On a side note, RIP to Ryan Tubridys father.


  • Site Banned Posts: 49 johnnycarrick


    Bertie Ahern.
    I would even tie one hand behind my back to even it up a bit.
    Even let him take some weapons in to the ring with him.
    But I can promise you I would be the only man left standing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Bring jimmy saville back so i could knock six shades of ****e outta him and send him back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    I'm no fighter, but I reckon I'd have a go at that Basil Brush.

    Him with his red hair, quick wit, and cold cold eyes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭RidleyRider


    orestes wrote: »
    You leave my Geri alone :mad:

    I'll fight yeah to shut me up:rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    EdenHazard. Never met him, don't know him from Adam but I still want to kick the shit out of him.

    Last I heard he was cutting himself to Justin Bieber, downloading pics of good looking men and then comparing his own to them.

    It's a lead, isn't it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    haters be hatin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Psy from gagnam style. Something about his face just makes me want to bust it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Bertie, Charlie, Dev & me with an Uzi.

    That would be fair.

    I wish all these cuvnts were still alive, so I could do it for real.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭jdooley28


    I doubt you would stand a chance against super mario he's a beast of man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    I'd like to fight Muhammad Ali.

    Not years ago but now that he has parkinson's syndrome because then I might stand a chance but I could stilll stay I outboxed Muhammad Ali.

    Actualy on reflection he probably would still batter me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭Sound of Silence


    Donald Trump.

    You could say he has a punchable face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,518 ✭✭✭matrim


    Duff wrote: »
    In before Bono.

    I'd hope so because if you started a fight with a celebrity and he got the first punch in, it would be pretty embarrassing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    A Horse-sized Duck


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    No Thatcher yet?


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Bambi


  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    1ZRed wrote: »
    The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!

    Lee Evans is a living legend. Do not disrespect him. Gervais is fair game.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Craig doyle, he needs a good smacking! "alllll at the touch of button" :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    EdenHazard. Never met him, don't know him from Adam but I still want to kick the shit out of him.


    Oh wait you mean the footballer..... :pac:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 388 ✭✭Truncheon Rouge


    I suppose I could possibly spare a swift hard pimp-hand to Alex Jones' swollen wobbling red face.

    Its not that I dislike him or his politics, I find him likable in a strange humorous entertaining way. I'd love a pint with him for the epic lulz.

    But ANYONE (schoolkids, elderly and infirm included here) in a 'debate' (or conversation) who constantly cuts across and won't stfu for even one second is fair game.


    this should be enshrined in law.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭Dynamo Roller1


    Joe Duffy in The Thunderdome


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,203 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Louie spence
    Can't fcuking stand the sight of him
    Attention seeking rat

    Balotelli and luis Suarez they also just bug the hell out of me
    Simon cowell aswell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    SunKing wrote: »
    Pat Kenny :D
    matrim wrote: »
    I'd hope so because if you started a fight with a celebrity and he got the first punch in, it would be pretty embarrassing

    Can you just imagine if Pat Kenny floored you with a sneaky first punch, before you were even ready?

    You'd never live it down. Ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 370 ✭✭Skippy44


    Simon Coveney. Total wakner and spent €275,000 on advertising within 9 months of being elected to office. What did he do for Silvercrest....nada. A total cock Imo.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Skippy44 wrote: »
    What did he do for Silvercrest....nada. A total cock Imo.
    What should he have done for Silvercrest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭alph


    Steven Seagal
    Can't stand his massively inflated opinion of himself, how he thinks hes some super awesome buddhist and how he has to play some form of cop / hero in every film hes in. Wish he never made a film after under siege 1.

    Also Richard Hammond... hes not funny and tries too hard to be. Also, his face annoys me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Katherine Lynch ... I'd savour every punch.. It'd be a thing of pure beauty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    I always heard people say that Ricky Gervais was a seriously annoying pompous ****er, I never knew why because I had never really seen anything he was in.

    Then I recently starting watching an idiot abroad, which is a great show except for that irritating, smug, dickhead. Seriously he ads nothing too it and his his laugh would go through you. I'd love to punch him in his stupid face.

    Harry Hill, my mother watches come dine with me all the ****ing time and his voice goes through me, I hate that show, him and his stupid jokes.

    Micheal Vick, an American football player, bred, fought and murdered pit bulls. There are no words to describe what I would like to do to him.

    Jeremy Kyle, who the **** is he to be telling people what to do with their lives? Seriously what are his qualifications. Another pompous dickhead, he even has a face you'd love to punch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    BOD the biggest ego in the country and a nasty bit of work to deal with. Considering that he is vertically challenged (only 5 something in height) I'd proposition him to an amateur wrestling match. I'd love to hook him in a key lock and break his god dam arm before he taps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Leona Lewis.
    joking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    1ZRed wrote: »
    The irritating bastards Lee Evans and Ricky Gervais could do with something to shut them tf up as well!
    duc tape and sedatives?


    david cameron needs a good few left hooks and a good kick up his arse so he cant go fox hunting for a while.
    woud pay a prostitute to do it so that all the national rag head lines woud say 'david cameron in bust up with prostitute',and readers woud think he had a argument with one over money he owed her,and thus there goes his job.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 985 ✭✭✭APM


    Joe Joyce....because he's never been bet in his life and never will be bet



  • Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Katherine Lynch ... I'd savour every punch.. It'd be a thing of pure beauty.

    I hope your female.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I hope your female.

    I'd be in any woman's corner who could beat that creature to a pulp, I can't stand that silly unfunny broad. Women are well able to brawl, controlled Male fights are often clinical, controlled women fights are often free for alls. Which are the most entertaining to watch?


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