Who would you fight?

Ruudi_Mentari · 02-02-2013 07:15AM

DwightSchrute1 wrote: »

Jean Byrne??

no he's Zena: Princess warrior.

There's only 1, DwightSchrote, Dwiight schrooooote!!

celtictiger32 · 02-02-2013 07:28AM

theres loads, too many to mention.

id say the current list topper would be jeremy kyle

joe stodge · 02-02-2013 08:17AM

misterbizmuth wrote: »

Smooth move OP. You wanna bring physical violence to a middle aged pacifist in his fifties with a heart condition based on the fact that he's an animal lover, and as you repeatedly describe him, a "sap" (which I believe means weaker than you).

Jesus, why don't you just dig up the bones of Mother Teresa and grind them into dust with the skull of Gandhi as you're at it. :mad:

What's wrong with that?

Why would you want Jesus to dig up mother Teresa's bones and the skull of Gandhi while I'm kicking the shoite out of morissey? You sir are worse than hitler.

blade1 · 02-02-2013 08:25AM

johnnycarrick wrote: »

Bertie Ahern.
I would even tie one hand behind my back to even it up a bit.
Even let him take some weapons in to the ring

Fight him, not date him!:p

dermiek · 02-02-2013 09:08AM

Anyone who wants to fight Jeremy Kyle, don't kick him in the nuts.

He doesn't have them any longer.

passremarkable · 02-02-2013 09:18AM

Love to have a wrap at mr ferguson or Rooney

Redhairedguy · 02-02-2013 09:31AM

Jedward could definitely benefit from one or two kicks to the head from me.

They're the perfect example of this culture of making mediocre people famous for no good reason.

du Maurier · 02-02-2013 01:22PM

Tubes, from Soccer AM. Deplorable show full of feeble-minded turds like him. How has he gotten away with it for so long!

Swampy · 02-02-2013 01:27PM

Basically any presenters on Nick Junior TV channel. If you have kids you will understand.

I'd love to be let loose with a knuckle duster and fight the twenies.

I also dislike strongly Labrinth the singer/rapper.

MvsC3 · 02-02-2013 01:41PM

Adam sandler for me, my dad however hates stallone, i remember when copland came out and i was telling him who was in it, (i never mentioned stallone) and he said sounds like a good film, stick it on, when sly appeared on screen, my dad looked at him turned to me and said 'turn it off' i persuaded him to watch it but he just said 'if he throws one person through a window its going off!..

the purple tin · 02-02-2013 01:44PM

Muhummad Ali. You could eat out on that one for years :pac:

Was going to say Tyson at first but he'd still be able to pummel you.

Ken. · 02-02-2013 01:49PM

Chuck Norris, That fücker needs taking down a peg or 2.

mattjack · 02-02-2013 02:13PM

Jodie Marsh and whatever pissant shes fcuking , marrying , being tattooed by as well.

darced · 02-02-2013 02:16PM

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Vicar in a tutu · 02-02-2013 02:40PM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

I hope your female.

Yes Im female

BillyMitchel · 02-02-2013 02:42PM

Louis Walsh probably.

If I could have a sex change before hand Amanda Bunker but at the same time I'd be perfectly happy of she knocked me out with her huge knockers.

Jacks Smirking Revenge · 02-02-2013 02:48PM

Justin Bieber
Louis Walsh
Every member of 1 Direction

I'm not a violent person....but if killing became legal, these fuckers would be the first to go!

Vicar in a tutu · 02-02-2013 02:53PM

Courtney Love

Lindsay Lohan

Paddy in Emmerdale

Sharon from Eastenders

Martin King

Perez Hilton

Joe Duffy

Anybody that presents a show on TV3

Anybody that refers to themselves as a metal head over the age of 20. especially if they still insist on wearing their 15 year old baggy jeans and limp bizkit hoody (lamest thing on earth)

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 02-02-2013 02:53PM

Eddie Hobbs - Just his face and his voice!
Enda Kenny - Liar
Ray Shah - Cnut
Jeremy Beadle - Just didn't trust him
Oliver Cromwell - Sure why not like
Pee Wee Herman - Squeeky voiced fecker
Rachel Allen - Absolute duckhead!
Kathryn Thomas - GET OFF MY TELLY!
All Reality TV celebs - I will be responsible for some of your deaths.

The estate agent who keeps putting hand written notes in my door telling me that "8 mortgage approved families are desperate to buy a house in my area" - Feck off fcuk nuts!

igorbiscan · 02-02-2013 02:57PM

Axel rose,
May not want to wallop him but ray darcy is pissing me off lately with his crowbarring his kids iGnto every conversation,n his increasingly dismissive and preachy nature.

Dyr · 02-02-2013 03:00PM

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Bambi

Come at me bro :mad:

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/angry_deer__173170.jpg

flanders1979 · 02-02-2013 03:05PM

Brian Dowling. I would put his head in a bucket of water until he stopped flapping.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 02-02-2013 03:07PM

flanders1979 wrote: »

Brian Dowling. I would put his head in a bucket of water until he stopped flapping.

Would you be holding him from behind at all? :pac:

"Flanderrrrrrrrrssssss, Flanderrrrrrrrssssss, Flanderrrrrrrsssss"!

Galwayguy35 · 02-02-2013 03:23PM

That guy on the Eircom ad that is goes does that stupid walk over to his laptop and next thing he is at a concert, then he is on a train etc.

Jonah42 · 02-02-2013 03:26PM

Gandhi

MyBrokenKnees · 02-02-2013 03:28PM

Jesus as he would forgive me after.

anncoates · 02-02-2013 03:36PM

joe stodge wrote: »

Me, I'd love to kick 7 shades out of morissey, I really can't stand the man and what a sap he is, he once threatened to not play a gig before because he could smell the burger vans cooking food and he's a vegetarian. Sap.

What (s)he said.

Peetrik · 02-02-2013 03:43PM

Bertie.

I would riverdance on the mans big fake, hurt-innocent, slibhín head while singing 'aran na bhfiann'

dollypet · 02-02-2013 03:51PM

Cormac from Tallafornia.
Katherine Lynch- unfunny geebag
Pat Kenny
Dathai O Shea- wanker made people believe that everyone west of the Shannon is like him.
Glenda Gilson- thinks she is only MASSIVE! THought she was a tranny for a long time.
Martin King.
Ian Dempsey at times
Ray Foley and all of the girls on Take Me Out.. Take me out? More like put you out.. by the bins!
And Morrisey is a twat. But I wouldnt dirty my hands on him.

ToddyDoody · 02-02-2013 04:04PM

Gordan Ramsey.. Probably get head kicked up own arse, any male member of the U.s. Republican party, the japanese

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