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xLexie · 29-01-2013 10:27AM

plaiboi wrote: »

"My blood is boiling."

Then the comments....

U ok hun?

Oh what's wrong babe?

Who's annoyin ye cuz?

Hey hope you're alright..

________________________________

Can't say on dis x

Fluorescence · 29-01-2013 11:08AM

ronan45 wrote: »

Wha about the attention seeker that constantly gets "Frapped"

_________: Is gay and wants to Suck C(*k

One attention seeker i know get frapped about 3 times per month......

I hope thats not him pretending to be frapped for...... attention.............could it :rolleyes:

I have a few on my newsfeed who have about 4-5 such hilarious frapes per DAY. It's really fcuking annoying

littleredspot · 29-01-2013 11:59AM

Oh how I laughed...

"Amazing oppertunity for : a new intern - luxury retail - must speak + write good english a must - flexible working hours. Doesn't need to be brains of Briitian however must be switched on working with me and 2 others. Just message me xx"

shanec1928 · 29-01-2013 12:11PM

plaiboi wrote: »

"My blood is boiling."

Then the comments....

U ok hun?

Oh what's wrong babe?

Who's annoyin ye cuz?

Hey hope you're alright..

________________________________

followed by the person posting it saying chat or mail..

SunnyDub1 · 29-01-2013 05:55PM

Have a few Friends on facebook and their status are as follows..

Friday:
"wooohoo, it's the weekend can't wait for a load of drink, gonna be a messy weekend"

Sunday:
"ahhh I'm dying, never actually drinking again FML"

Monday:
"only back to normal now, back to gym and off the drink now for a while that's it, new me"

Following Friday:
"wohooo Friday again, few drinks it is"

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

derfderf · 29-01-2013 11:45PM

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,

"God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart the
place where love resides."

You now have two choices. Like this photo and move on with your life

OR

Share this photo on your wall as a tribute to all the women in your life..!!!!!
Share · 5 December 2012

Seems like just another one of those emotionally manipulative chain mails. But they have a picture to represent the mother

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/154451_10151329475701703_1097238573_n.jpg

dan1895 · 30-01-2013 01:11AM

derfderf wrote: »

Seems like just another one of those emotionally manipulative chain mails. But they have a picture to represent the mother https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/154451_10151329475701703_1097238573_n.jpg

Think I just got a little sick in my mouth reading that garbage

derfderf · 30-01-2013 01:55AM

dan1895 wrote: »

Think I just got a little sick in my mouth reading that garbage

It's horrific alright but I see something along those lines every day or two. I thought the picture took it to another level though.

Paddy Cow · 30-01-2013 06:39AM

derfderf wrote: »

Seems like just another one of those emotionally manipulative chain mails. But they have a picture to represent the mother https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/154451_10151329475701703_1097238573_n.jpg

I'm embarrassed to be a woman right now

Best go have a cry and get it out of my system

tjones64 · 30-01-2013 08:25AM

the feel good thread of the year. everyone is dumb. heh. except me. heh. i'm smart. heh.

krudler · 30-01-2013 10:12AM

tjones64 wrote: »

the feel good thread of the year. everyone is dumb. heh. except me. heh. i'm smart. heh.

That's the spirit.

ronan45 · 30-01-2013 12:00PM

__________"Well here goes my first dabble in the modelling world more pics to cum shortly"

Attaches link to her model mayhem profile :rolleyes:

wnolan1992 · 30-01-2013 02:01PM

ronan45 wrote: »

__________"Well here goes my first dabble in the modelling world more pics to cum shortly"

Attaches link to her model mayhem profile :rolleyes:

Heh. :P

im invisible · 30-01-2013 07:28PM

growing up i always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

coolhull · 30-01-2013 07:38PM

im invisible wrote: »

growing up i always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

Yeah, its a piece of cake, ain't it?

Boombastic · 30-01-2013 07:45PM

im invisible wrote: »

growing up i always thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

Quicksand
Lava........................................

Potholes:D

krudler · 30-01-2013 07:50PM

ronan45 wrote: »

__________"Well here goes my first dabble in the modelling world more pics to cum shortly"

Attaches link to her model mayhem profile :rolleyes:

see now its just bad form to not post said link

HandsomeDivil · 30-01-2013 07:59PM

A friend of mine just liked a photo of someone brushing their teeth with the caption "LIKE THIS, IF U BRUSH YOU'RE TEETH EVERYDAY"

It currently has 80,000 likes.

Ihatecuddles-old · 30-01-2013 08:05PM

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

A friend of mine just liked a photo of someone brushing their teeth with the caption "LIKE THIS, IF U BRUSH YOU'RE TEETH EVERYDAY"

It currently has 80,000 likes.

Every single day??

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31200000/Ain-t-Nobody-Got-Time-Fo-Dat-sweet-brown-31241125-480-330.jpg?1352423795676

EuskalHerria · 30-01-2013 08:12PM

HandsomeDivil wrote: »

A friend of mine just liked a photo of someone brushing their teeth with the caption "LIKE THIS, IF U BRUSH YOU'RE TEETH EVERYDAY"

It currently has 80,000 likes.

80,000 likes?

I wipe my arse everytime I take a $hit, wonder how many likes that pic would get?

Boombastic · 30-01-2013 08:18PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

80,000 likes? I wipe my arse everytime I take a $hit, wonder how many likes that pic would get?

8 million probably, only if you include pics and write anyone who doesn't like and share this, probably doesn't do this, but those of you who do will like and share:)

Sinfonia · 30-01-2013 08:31PM

Boombastic wrote: »

8 million probably, only if you include pics and write anyone who doesn't like and share this, probably doesn't do this, but those of you who do will like and share:)

lyk dis if u r human

6,973,738,433 people like this.

Lollipops23 · 01-02-2013 12:28PM

A friend just "liked" this status:

"To all the boys out there: Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away. I love myself and I won't accept anything less. Treat me like the queen that I am. My mascara is to expensive to cry over you!"

siiiiiiigh....

kunst nugget · 01-02-2013 12:47PM

Lollipops23 wrote: »

A friend just "liked" this status:

"To all the boys out there: Take me as I am or watch me as I walk away. I love myself and I won't accept anything less. Treat me like the queen that I am. My mascara is to expensive to cry over you!"

siiiiiiigh....

It's like that Marilyn quote that people (i.e. high maintenance single women) are forever posting:

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

Anytime I see that quote appear on my feed I imagine the person who has posted it sitting there in their fluffy pyjamas with cats on them, crying into their tub of Chunky Monkey, as they click share.

Drakares · 01-02-2013 12:50PM

"Every day I become a little bit more like my mum and I couldn't be prouder

"

11 people like this.

Chronic..

Sinfonia · 01-02-2013 12:51PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Anytime I see that quote appear on my feed I imagine the person who has posted it sitting there in their fluffy pyjamas with cats on them, crying into their tub of Chunky Monkey, as the click share.

Laughed at that for a solid 2.5 minutes

EuskalHerria · 01-02-2013 05:45PM

Local newspaper have posted a picture of an overturned car in the middle of a road.
See here:

With the line: "Mercedes overturns, but what about the driver... ? "

A fantastic air of mystery about a car crash.

coolhull · 01-02-2013 10:02PM

'' This person (image posted) hasn't been seen for 3 days. Last spotted Dogsbollix,Santiago, California, 22 miles from home. Please contact California sheriff's Dept. tel 654 123 789 543. Please like and share''

Fair enough, but I doubt if I'm likely to bump into him here in Ballycuneen any time soon

mfceiling · 02-02-2013 08:28PM

I cancelled my facebook tonight.

Internet police made me do it - aka the missus. Everytime i commented on something or had a bit of crack with somebody i would get a snidey comment from her about it.

Thing is, she's the biggest snake of them all. Constantly looking at other peoples photos and statuses and posting absolutely nothing of her own. She's on it 4 years or more and has never posted once - ever. Just goes on it to nosey at other people.

I'm out of here facebookers - can't even be arsed to unfriend her.

I won't miss the amount of sh*t that gets posted every minute on it.

MrStuffins · 02-02-2013 10:07PM

mfceiling wrote: »

I cancelled my facebook tonight.

Internet police made me do it - aka the missus. Everytime i commented on something or had a bit of crack with somebody i would get a snidey comment from her about it.

Thing is, she's the biggest snake of them all. Constantly looking at other peoples photos and statuses and posting absolutely nothing of her own. She's on it 4 years or more and has never posted once - ever. Just goes on it to nosey at other people.

I'm out of here facebookers - can't even be arsed to unfriend her.

I won't miss the amount of sh*t that gets posted every minute on it.

Relationship Issues is that way

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