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KingMonkey · 18-12-2012 07:07AM

how could u forget the milk.maan

Gee_G · 18-12-2012 07:12AM

Where To wrote: »

Bros were all the rage when I was in 3rd or 4th class. I wrote that they came over from England to help us take in the hay.:o

Ha ha. You're right, Sure what else would they be at in the middle of August!

Goat the dote · 18-12-2012 07:30AM

Yesterday I woke up, watched er with my one year old in bed, got up, transferred all my photos off my phone to a USB so I can have memory available on my phone.
I played with my son and his Thomas the tank engine track. I washed clothes and put them on the dryer. I made a lovely lasagne for tea. I cleaned the house. I went to bed. Pretty uneventful

seven_eleven · 18-12-2012 07:44AM

Today I woke up at 6:20am and waited for my 12.5 hour shift to begin at 8.
Please kill me.

By seveneleven.

holystungun9 · 18-12-2012 08:31AM

coolhull wrote: »

Got up, pissed around the house, going to bed soon. That's about it.

How do you fit it all in?

keith16 · 18-12-2012 09:08AM

My news:

Today is Tuesday. I am on holiday in Eastern Europe. The country is called "Ukraine". It is cold here. It is snowing now and today I will build a snowman and get drunk with him.

Kind regards,
Me

Arpa · 18-12-2012 09:24AM

We had to do ours in Irish, here's what I can remember....most days were the same.

Is e de Mairt inniu. Ta scammail sa speir.

Ed Winchester · 18-12-2012 09:56AM

After 6 months of treatment, today I bring my 3 year old boy to Crumlin hospital for his final cycle of chemotherapy. Should be home for Christmas, all going well.

Korvanica · 18-12-2012 10:07AM

I can imagine OPs next post here....

"My News

Today I became a thanks whore.

Where To"

iDave · 18-12-2012 10:15AM

On Saturday I waved at Katherine Jenkins in the O2...she waved back! Im still smiling

girl in the striped socks · 18-12-2012 10:17AM

So far today I have peed three times & gotten sick twice. The last few sips of water have stayed down though so it's looking good for the rest of the day.
Also when I was sitting on the bathroom floor after being sick I felt my baby move in my belly. It was a proper movement & not something that felt like a trapped fart.
My dog licked my nose & then tried to put his tongue in my ear. He likes licking ears, licking ears makes him sneeze though.

Scruffles · 18-12-2012 10:30AM

coolhull wrote: »

Got up, pissed around the house, going to bed soon. That's about it.

sounds like a tomcat we used to have;a big tabby fella,poor lad was like a piss sprinkler when he got going.
try spraying self with water whenever the urge to do so comes on.:cool:

Plazaman · 18-12-2012 10:31AM

Today (aka yesterday evening) I was checking some Christmas lights but, being the brainbox I am, never plugged them out. I got a jolt of electricity which gave me a bit of a fright and I stumbled backwards knocking over the table lamp on top of the dog who was sleeping. He freaked out and ran straight into the Christmas tree knocking it over and breaking a lot of the baubles. I spent two and a half hours cleaning up and cursing loudly and now I have a half dressed Christmas tree with no lights and a paranoid dog that won't come out from under the table as he thinks I'm trying to kill him.

Fúcksocks.

PS The weather is also shít.

monkeysnapper · 18-12-2012 10:32AM

franktheplank wrote: »

My news

Today I was supposed to be studying for an exam. Instead I did some shopping and argued with people on the internet about stuff I don't really care about. Also, a nieghbour shot our family dog because he was sick and dying. I was a bit sad but not too much because he was a bit crazy and we never really bonded but I'm looking forward to getting a new one. I had a bath too.

That was my news.
FrankthePlank

Please please please will you post this in the pet forum . I beg you. I need this to happen.

MurdyWurdy · 18-12-2012 11:20AM

Today my husband made me get up at the crack of dawn because he had something called a seminar starting early today. After dropping him off, I got to work at 8am so decided to have a sleep in the car, overslept and was 30 minutes late for work, because I was asleep in the car park.

It's going to be a long day. I may have another car nap at lunchtime.

Mr Benevolent · 18-12-2012 11:44AM

I got up, made breakfast for both of us, kissed a lot, went to work, did feck all in work and spent most of the day researching MX-5 buyer's guides. Came home, listened to some Big Finish stories, had pork chops and potatoes and broccolli, then a mince pie and tea, then had a hot chocolate with honey rum. After that I browsed on Boards, had a bath, listened to more Big Finish and went to to bed and had a big cuddle before falling asleep.

The One Who Knocks · 18-12-2012 11:54AM

Today it rained.

Oranage2 · 18-12-2012 12:09PM

Got up at 7am, changed hotel, fell asleep in new hotel till about 2pm. Went to my local tea stand, after the tea I went into town for a milkshake, felt a bit hungry and there was a new kebab shop opened in town so got a Seekh kebab. came back to my guest house and now I'm using the internet.

Not sure what I'll do for the rest of the day.

Auldloon · 18-12-2012 12:11PM

Today I'm on a train from the wrong city.

Yesterday morning still very drunk was dropped to the airport to catch my flight. To realise had left my bag containing my passport in my friends kitchen....
Went back to his house and promptly booked myself another flight. Wasn't until I printed off my boarding pass that I realised my second mistake of the day....right country, wrong city. Been travelling since 4am won't get home til prob 4pm this evening and I'm still hungover.

Outkast_IRE · 18-12-2012 12:15PM

Today i have been studying Math since 8am ..............
my only conclusion is that pythagoras is a ****(rhymes with runt)

hello there folks · 18-12-2012 12:23PM

I woke up this morning intending to be a good student and study before getting a tooth extraction. I decided pft study i'm getting a tooth out so in bed. Gonna go in and get the gf part of her xmas present

enda1 · 18-12-2012 02:09PM

Today I got delivered to the workplace some Christmas presents for the loved ones (including myself!).
This evening I should go to town to meet a friend over briefly from San Francisco.

AH, should I go?
(town is London by the way and its cold out...)

This Thursday is the Christmas party then I'm off till the new year!

NegativeCreep · 18-12-2012 02:28PM

Ed Winchester wrote: »

After 6 months of treatment, today I bring my 3 year old boy to Crumlin hospital for his final cycle of chemotherapy. Should be home for Christmas, all going well.

Think we have a winner folks!

2ndcoming · 18-12-2012 02:37PM

Today is Tuesday. It is cold but not as bad. It is 7 days to Santa. I am going shopping with Mammy tomorrow. Sean got a new jumper. Dan's dog is sick. Conor is coming home on Friday. It is winter. The hedgehogs are asleep.

homemadecider · 18-12-2012 02:38PM

My News

Today I walked by MANY DELICIOUS-LOOKING CAKES AND BISCUITS on offer all over the office and did not eat any of them. I had an apple instead.

homemadecider

2ndcoming · 18-12-2012 02:39PM

Outkast_IRE wrote: »

Today i have been studying Math since 8am ..............
my only conclusion is that pythagoras is a ****(rhymes with runt)

You're gonna get an even worse land when you find out there's a LOT more than one sum out there. A lot!

Corvo · 18-12-2012 02:47PM

17th December 2012

Had a bad day, went to work, ate a wrap for lunch that wasn't nice and had an argument with a work colleague. Think I'm coming down with the flu

18th December 2012

Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy Itchy work colleague came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty.

Itchy.
Tasty.

:eek:

Where To · 18-12-2012 02:50PM

Griffin1988 wrote: »

17th December 2012

Had a bad day, went to work, ate a wrap for lunch that wasn't nice and had an argument with a work colleague. Think I'm coming down with the flu

18th December 2012

Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy Itchy work colleague came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty.

Itchy.
Tasty.

:eek:

That's kinda weird.

saiint · 18-12-2012 03:12PM

Today
i got double pay , free xmas dinner , day off tomorrow , oh and i lost half of my double pay in the bookies , cryed a little , went back to the bookies , cryed some more , back into work , went to the toliet , pissed on my runners by mistake.... ,going home soon

GOOD AFTERNOON THIS IS SAINTFM

dollypet · 18-12-2012 03:24PM

Today I came to work, talked sh1te to coworkers, spent as much time as possible on the net trying to entertain myself.

Organised to go shopping this evening after work.

Organising a night drinking with friends on thurs.

Went to the shop for a toastie (chicken and cheese if your asking) mmmmmmmmmm toastie. Had a packet of crisps with it. Have malteasers for later on my desk. Looking forward to them.

Also some mild gossiping

Same old same old

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