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  • #32
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    FionnMcCool87 wrote: »
    There's something seriously wrong with this. The Bog in the middle of December?
    True story! We're preppers, being extra careful about December 22nd. Daddy also shot John Doyle in the head because he had discovered our secret bunker.


  • #33
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    True story! We're preppers, being extra careful about December 22nd. Daddy also shot John Doyle in the head because he had discovered our secret bunker.
    I hope the teacher makes you stand in the bold corner for making up stories.


  • #34
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Came home frm work today, the Missus asks

    'How was your day?'

    I say 'Grand, standard issue kinda day'

    I go into the Kitchen & my 3 year old asks.

    'How was your day Daddy?'

    I say 'Grand. How was your day?'

    She says 'I didn't have a day. I don't work or anything.'


  • #35
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    When I came home from work I found a pork pie in the fridge with the diameter of a frisby and decided to have a piece for dinner. I wanted some hot mushrooms with it and ended up breaking the microwave. Now nobody can heat their tea up but I dont care because I think heating up tea in the microwave is strange.


  • #36
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Jerked off in the shower first thing.

    Everything went downhill from there.


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  • #37
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Today I woke up. Then I conformed to society and got dressed. Then I listened to my tummy and fed myself. I had shredded wheat and an egg. It was nutritous. It took time to cook. I don't like waiting for my egg to boil, it takes too long, and then I get hungrier :( At some point during the day, I went for a shower. This involved me getting naked. I cleaned myself with soap and washed myself clean. I got a shock in the shower, because I got elecricity in my body or somethin. I felt nice and refreshed after my shower, plus I smelt good. I did no work today. I do not like working. Working sucks and is for stupid people. I am Smart, so I don't work. I had dinner at a late time, it was not to my satisfaction. I willl now spend the rest of the night before I conform to society and go to sleep, with introspection at how I can make tomorrow be super. 9
    That's my news,
    The End.


  • #38
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,717 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Drove to Cork to do a computer job.. .... Drove the wrong way up a wrong way street just to show the bastards who the real rebel is.....

    8 fupn euro in tolls *shakes fist*

    Had a bun after my cup of tea, now I'm going to bed..

    The End.


  • #39
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Korvanica wrote: »
    Clean it up before bed maybe? or leave it soak ?
    Good one!


  • #40
    orchidsrpretty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭orchidsrpretty


    My news:
    have the winter vomiting bug so spent the day between the toilet and bed. I am hoping for a brighter day tomorrow.


  • #41
    Pilotdude5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Pilotdude5


    Today I had Rice Crispies and Tea at breakfast. Afterwards I attempted to put up lights on a tree in the Garden. It started raining so I read some old National Geographic magazines about China and their preparations for Beijing 2008.
    I felt sad when I realised I was facing another Lego-less Christmas day.


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  • #42
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Lando Griffin wrote: »
    What about the weather, we need weather.

    You got a window? Open it.

    Or think of this.
    Owryan wrote: »
    Today I shagged my ex while our kids were in school. Then we went santy shopping. Leaving hers tonight I said hi to her bf.

    Pizza for dinner , oh n some beer

    What a ledge. :D


  • #43
    Jelly 292
    Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Jelly 292


    My dog got bit by me ma's puppy and has cone around neck for the stitch's. Now Im drunk and skint but pointing and laughing at him.


  • #44
    Gee_G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,245 ✭✭✭Gee_G


    This is like the "My news" you were asked to write after coming back off your Summer holidays. And I used to sit there thinking of ways to make my week in Wexford sound more exciting! :)


  • #45
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Today I did very little. I was bored, so I made a cheesecake. Then I realised the previous cheesecake I made is still in the fridge and nobody is eating it, so now I have 1 and 1/3 cheesecakes sitting in the fridge. There isn't enough room in the freezer to freeze them and I'm already using up a lot of fridge space, so I don't know what to do with them. If I eat this much cheesecake, I will get sick.

    Go fcuk yourself, San Diego


  • #46
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Today I did very little. I was bored, so I made a cheesecake. Then I realised the previous cheesecake I made is still in the fridge and nobody is eating it, so now I have 1 and 1/3 cheesecakes sitting in the fridge. There isn't enough room in the freezer to freeze them and I'm already using up a lot of fridge space, so I don't know what to do with them. If I eat this much cheesecake, I will get sick.

    Go fcuk yourself, San Diego

    Have an awful dose of the munchies and no food in the gaff. Gis a bit.


  • #47
    Itwasntme.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    I like this thread. :)

    Today instead of studying for my exam: I did my laundry; dusted and vacuumed; researched the pros and cons of having friends with benefits; tried to choreograph a dance routine for my new favourite song...and now, when I should be asleep, I am posting irrelevant crap on the internet.

    I am so screwed.

    That's my news. :)


  • #48
    In Exile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭In Exile


    Today I got up and then I had a shower and then I went downstairs and had sugar puffs for my breakfast and then I watched lamb chops play along and then my mammy said i had to hurry or i would be late for school and then i left for school and then me and my friends walked to school and then we argued over who i was the better wrestler and then we got to school and then my teacher was sick so we had to go and sit in a different class and then that teacher shouted at me because we were laughing at the back of the class and then he gave me extra homework. after scool i walked home on my own and then i played some Earthworm Jim on my super nintendo and then my friends called to my house so we went out and played 45 and then i had a good hiding place and nobody could find me but my mam called me for my dinner and then i got in trouble cause i didnt like her dinner because i dont like broccoli and i wanted pizza and then i was sent to my room and then my dad hit me with the wooden spoon cause i was jumping on their bed and broke the bed cause i jumped off the wardrobe. the end


  • #49
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Where To wrote: »
    I hope the teacher makes you stand in the bold corner for making up stories.

    Shhh! he doesn't know that's not really his daddy:pac:


    today, I did what I do everyday

    Try to take over the world:eek:


  • #50
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    I have a new puppy, her name is Luna. Given the choice, she prefers to sleep on my gym bag instead of in her basket. I find this slightly unsettling.


  • #51
    Quester
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 ✭Quester


    Today,

    Stayed in bed when OH was getting up. I enjoyed lying in the bed taking all the rooms. Got up to dry clothes. Clothes not dry after three times in dryer. I hate hoodies. Dressed OH and sent him home. Sad now, no OH to make me my tea. Think I'll go to bed soon. I like having all the rooms in the bed.

    Ends.


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  • #52
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Gee_G wrote: »
    This is like the "My news" you were asked to write after coming back off your Summer holidays. And I used to sit there thinking of ways to make my week in Wexford sound more exciting! :)
    Bros were all the rage when I was in 3rd or 4th class. I wrote that they came over from England to help us take in the hay.:o


  • #53
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Today I had 5 people ask me if a vending machine was out of order when it clearly had an out of order sign on it. I hate people :)


  • #54
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    I'm flying home for Christmas tomorrow and had to make the tough decision of whether to bring my laptop or my ukulele, settled on laptop because I need software on it to work on uni assignments. I'll have to go 3 weeks at my girlfriend's place without a guitar and no ukulele to ease the withdrawals :(


  • #55
    lightspeed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭lightspeed


    So you wants boards to be a facebook clone?


  • #56
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    lightspeed wrote: »
    So you wants boards to be a facebook clone?

    Like


  • #57
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    lightspeed wrote: »
    So you wants boards to be a facebook clone?

    What is this Facebook you speak of?


  • #58
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    lightspeed wrote: »
    So you wants boards to be a facebook clone?
    No, I'm having a premature mid life crisis and I want to relive my school days.

    You're mean :(

    *sniffle*


  • #59
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Stained Class wrote: »
    What is this Facebook you speak of?

    It's in the future man, it's like a magic copy book, my brothers mate cousin who knows santa has one:cool:


  • #60
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Woke up at 4pm and didn't get dressed. Made some tandoori chicken. It was nice.


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  • #61
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Yesterday I was walking home carrying a bag of shopping. There were two teenage girls across the road and one of them said to the other "look at your man with the Aldi bag" and started laughing. For some reason she thought it was hilarious that I was carrying shopping in a bag. The joke was on her because, although I had been in Aldi, my shopping was in a Tesco bag.


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