Where were you conceived?

galwaybabe · 14-12-2012 02:16PM

My folks used to love mortifying me by telling me where I was conceived - back of a hay lorry somewhere in former Yugoslavia. They hitched to Greece for their honeymoon

naughtysmurf · 14-12-2012 02:18PM

I have a sibling who was concieved in Brooklyn, myself well down a laneway against a wheelie bin just outside just outside Old Trafford I believe

NeonCookies · 14-12-2012 02:25PM

I don't know where, but I was conceived around Christmas. I was also adopted...so I'm guessing too much mulled wine! (Christmas festivities gone wrong!)

RhubarbCrumble · 14-12-2012 02:29PM

Eathrin wrote: »

See if I count back the days from my Birthday the duration of regular pregnancy...I was conceived on New Years

So was I, and my sister was conceived at Christmas. :eek:

kfallon · 14-12-2012 02:30PM

Where To wrote: »

I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

I'd say a few have been conceived in the back of your taxi, 2 passengers getting it on in the back, you pull over and pull off while they get down to it.......a moving Den of Iniquity your hackney :pac:

Duggy747 · 14-12-2012 02:31PM

I was made in a jam jar.

Test tubes were too expensive back then.

Might explain why my blood type is marmalade....

cruiser178 · 14-12-2012 02:34PM

I have a small tattoo that says made in limerick, got it done about 20 years ago. When i showed it to my mother she looked at it and said "ya, but you were conceived up against a wall". I have never shown it to a soul since.

Where To · 14-12-2012 02:34PM

kfallon wrote: »

I'd say a few have been conceived in the back of your taxi, 2 passengers getting it on in the back, you pull over and pull off while they get down to it.......a moving Den of Iniquity your hackney :pac:

No shagging in the bus I'm afraid. I can handle puke, piss, vomit, even all three together, but scaly skin turns my stomach.

Ihatecuddles-old · 14-12-2012 02:40PM

I'm adopted, but I've seen my birth parents...they look like Jeremy Kyle's wet dream. I'm guessing it wasn't somewhere classy..

SEPT 23 1989 · 14-12-2012 03:02PM

Conceived?

a stork brought me to my mammy and daddy

Mr Benevolent · 14-12-2012 03:04PM

Eathrin wrote: »

I dont know and I've never asked about such things, but I've a pretty clear idea in my head. See if I count back the days from my Birthday the duration of regular pregnancy...I was conceived on New Years

Wait a second... so was I!

banie01 · 14-12-2012 03:13PM

I was conceived in February 1979(The day seat belts became compulsory for Drivers)
In a Volkswagen Beetle, parked in a Wetland preserve in Limerick....
Underneath a sign that said ''Taking of game birds strictly prohibited!''
With the assistance of a faulty carex condom!

My Ma proceeded to tell me this story over a microphone in front of all my friends and family at my 18th bday party...:o
She rounded it off by adding...
''Sometimes I wish he(my Da) had kept his seatbelt on...
And that I'd read the signs!
But hopefully the condom company will settle out of court!
So it might all be worth it in the end''

I still get slagged over it to this day!

Vicar in a tutu · 14-12-2012 05:12PM

Would rather drink bleach than find out.

xzanti · 14-12-2012 05:51PM

Kerry I believe...

and on a side note.... *shudder*

dd972 · 14-12-2012 06:44PM

down that alley between Whelan's and Ryan's pub

ItAintMeBabe · 14-12-2012 07:05PM

My friends Ma told us that she was conceived in the front seat of her Da's car because it was one of the first cars with reclining seats

Needless to say my friend was not impressed, we were in stitches

RosyLily · 14-12-2012 07:17PM

If my calculations are correct, I was conceived when George HW Bush defeated Bob Dole in Republican primaries on Super Tuesday.

How disturbing!!!! My parents are Republicans?!?!?:eek::eek:

(Bob Dole don't need this.)

Hank Scorpio · 14-12-2012 07:19PM

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

repsol · 14-12-2012 07:20PM

Where To wrote: »

I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

I never gave it any thought. Sounds like a subject you wouldn't want to discuss with your mother:eek:

rainbow kirby · 14-12-2012 07:36PM

Dunno about the where, but the when lines up well with Dublin winning the 1983 All-Ireland football final...

Where were you conceived?

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