Where were you conceived?

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I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

wandatowell

My mothers fanny I presume

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wandatowell wrote: »

My mothers fanny I presume

I'm not too clued up on the old ladyparts meself but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

B.A._Baracus

Here is a better question...

ISN'T IT A TAD BIT FREAKY TO KNOW, OR WANT TO KNOW, WHERE ONE WAS CONCEIVED?!

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B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Here is a better question...

ISN'T IT A TAD BIT FREAKY TO KNOW, OR WANT TO KNOW, WHERE ONE WAS CONCEIVED?!

Not really, it's only natural to wonder where and when the cum tadpoles swam up the fabulous tubes into the oval chamber, to meet the queen egg, and so to begin the you that's reading this right now.

Richard Dower

i crash landed on earth after the AI malfunctioned.

B.A._Baracus

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Not really, it's only natural to wonder where and when the cum tadpoles swam up the fabulous tubes into the oval chamber, to meet the queen egg, and so to begin the you that's reading this right now.

So ... To know the knowledge of when and where your mam and dad did it? ... which will project an image into ones owns head!?


Maybe its just me, but no fucking thanks. I'll stick to knowing what hospital I was born in.

Eathrin

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I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

I dont know and I've never asked about such things, but I've a pretty clear idea in my head. See if I count back the days from my Birthday the duration of regular pregnancy...I was conceived on New Years

El Duninho

born 9 months after Paddys Day so prob a toilet in some bar :pac:

admiralofthefleet

i was born 9 months to the day after my mams birthday so probably behind a skip or the old sheeling hotel in raheny

LoonyLovegood

I believe it was probably their bed, considering I was a valentines baby...ugh. THE IMAGES.

Napper Hawkins

My old pair were on holiday in Spain 9 months before I ruined their lives, so probably there.

Pugins

I always thought it was 9 months from conception to birth too but pregnancy is 40 weeks so counting back 9 months might not get to you conception date. Plus how many were actually born on due date, you may have been early or overdue. So guess if you really want to know you might have to ask but do you think your parents will know? Not necessarily!

areyawell

shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

seanmacc

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i was born 9 months to the day after my mams birthday so probably behind a skip or the old sheeling hotel in raheny

Georgina Burgess?

Pherekydes

Vancouver; born Santry.

racso1975

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i was born 9 months to the day after my mams birthday so probably behind a skip or the old sheeling hotel in raheny

A1 one sharon!!! A1

kneemos

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Here is a better question...

ISN'T IT A TAD BIT FREAKY TO KNOW, OR WANT TO KNOW, WHERE ONE WAS CONCEIVED?!

Telling people is a bit freaky.

Skuxx

My birthday is the middle of November....count back 9 months and its valentines day! But tbh....I couldn't give two fcuks where the deed was done!

tin79

Bull Island I was told...one drunken night. :mad:

Didnt forget that one in a hurry, though I tried.

nadey

Dad's shed

Classy

MurdyWurdy

Pugins wrote: »

I always thought it was 9 months from conception to birth too but pregnancy is 40 weeks so counting back 9 months might not get to you conception date. Plus how many were actually born on due date, you may have been early or overdue. So guess if you really want to know you might have to ask but do you think your parents will know? Not necessarily!

Actually, pregnancy is 38 weeks from conception to birth (if the baby comes on time). When you're pregnant you count the weeks from the first day of your last period, even though conception won't happen until 2 weeks after this - hence them saying that pregnancy lasting 40 weeks. So before you conceive a baby you are already 2 weeeks pregnant.

I did not know this until I got pregnant. It's like a little gift to pregnant women, you get 2 weeks for free

The Cool

9 months before I was born was my mother's 18th birthday. So I can only presume it was in the back of my dad's jeep or somewhere equally classy.

JupiterKid

Probably in the Canary Islands.

That's where my parents and sisters were on holiday exactly 9 months before I was born.

The Beckham's named their first child Brooklyn because he was conceived (or possibly born) in Brooklyn. I wonder what would have happened if he was conceived/born in Ahascragh.

wandatowell

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I'm not too clued up on the old ladyparts meself

That makes two of us apparently

minidazzler

Well, my parents anniversary is around 9 months before my birth so I have no clue, but I presume God came down and just told my mam she was pregnant because I'm a virgin conception. And I'll cut anyone who says different.

Plazaman

Jaysus OP, I don't know about your family but that's not exactly a question or conversation that a lot of people would like to have with their Mother.

biko

I actually know as my mum told me it was in a certain room in my granddad's house when she and dad was staying over one weekend.

Too much information mum!!

Faith+1

Urgh.....

geeky

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The Beckham's named their first child Brooklyn because he was conceived (or possibly born) in Brooklyn. I wonder what would have happened if he was conceived/born in Ahascragh.

Actually Sue Townsend satirised that a bit in the Adrian Mole books. Mole encounters an old flame who, approaching middle age, is spectacularly chavvy. Two of her kids, IIRC, are named Skegness and Bradford. Gave me a laugh.

galwaybabe

My folks used to love mortifying me by telling me where I was conceived - back of a hay lorry somewhere in former Yugoslavia. They hitched to Greece for their honeymoon

naughtysmurf

I have a sibling who was concieved in Brooklyn, myself well down a laneway against a wheelie bin just outside just outside Old Trafford I believe

NeonCookies

I don't know where, but I was conceived around Christmas. I was also adopted...so I'm guessing too much mulled wine! (Christmas festivities gone wrong!)

RhubarbCrumble

Eathrin wrote: »

See if I count back the days from my Birthday the duration of regular pregnancy...I was conceived on New Years

So was I, and my sister was conceived at Christmas. :eek:

kfallon

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I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

I'd say a few have been conceived in the back of your taxi, 2 passengers getting it on in the back, you pull over and pull off while they get down to it.......a moving Den of Iniquity your hackney :pac:

Duggy747

I was made in a jam jar.

Test tubes were too expensive back then.

Might explain why my blood type is marmalade....

cruiser178

I have a small tattoo that says made in limerick, got it done about 20 years ago. When i showed it to my mother she looked at it and said "ya, but you were conceived up against a wall". I have never shown it to a soul since.

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kfallon wrote: »

I'd say a few have been conceived in the back of your taxi, 2 passengers getting it on in the back, you pull over and pull off while they get down to it.......a moving Den of Iniquity your hackney :pac:

No shagging in the bus I'm afraid. I can handle puke, piss, vomit, even all three together, but scaly skin turns my stomach.

Ihatecuddles-old

I'm adopted, but I've seen my birth parents...they look like Jeremy Kyle's wet dream. I'm guessing it wasn't somewhere classy..

SEPT 23 1989

Conceived?

a stork brought me to my mammy and daddy

Mr Benevolent

Eathrin wrote: »

I dont know and I've never asked about such things, but I've a pretty clear idea in my head. See if I count back the days from my Birthday the duration of regular pregnancy...I was conceived on New Years

Wait a second... so was I!

banie01

I was conceived in February 1979(The day seat belts became compulsory for Drivers)
In a Volkswagen Beetle, parked in a Wetland preserve in Limerick....
Underneath a sign that said ''Taking of game birds strictly prohibited!''
With the assistance of a faulty carex condom!

My Ma proceeded to tell me this story over a microphone in front of all my friends and family at my 18th bday party...:o
She rounded it off by adding...
''Sometimes I wish he(my Da) had kept his seatbelt on...
And that I'd read the signs!
But hopefully the condom company will settle out of court!
So it might all be worth it in the end''
I still get slagged over it to this day!

Vicar in a tutu

Would rather drink bleach than find out.

xzanti

Kerry I believe...

and on a side note.... *shudder*

dd972

down that alley between Whelan's and Ryan's pub

ItAintMeBabe

My friends Ma told us that she was conceived in the front seat of her Da's car because it was one of the first cars with reclining seats Needless to say my friend was not impressed, we were in stitches

RosyLily

If my calculations are correct, I was conceived when George HW Bush defeated Bob Dole in Republican primaries on Super Tuesday.

How disturbing!!!! My parents are Republicans?!?!?:eek::eek:


(Bob Dole don't need this.)

Hank Scorpio

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

repsol

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I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

I never gave it any thought. Sounds like a subject you wouldn't want to discuss with your mother:eek:

rainbow kirby

Dunno about the where, but the when lines up well with Dublin winning the 1983 All-Ireland football final...