Where were you conceived?

Where To · 14-12-2012 04:31AM #1

I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

wandatowell · 14-12-2012 04:32AM

My mothers fanny I presume

Where To · 14-12-2012 04:35AM

wandatowell wrote: »

My mothers fanny I presume

I'm not too clued up on the old ladyparts meself but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

B.A._Baracus · 14-12-2012 04:36AM

Here is a better question...

ISN'T IT A TAD BIT FREAKY TO KNOW, OR WANT TO KNOW, WHERE ONE WAS CONCEIVED?!

Where To · 14-12-2012 04:44AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Here is a better question...

ISN'T IT A TAD BIT FREAKY TO KNOW, OR WANT TO KNOW, WHERE ONE WAS CONCEIVED?!

Not really, it's only natural to wonder where and when the cum tadpoles swam up the fabulous tubes into the oval chamber, to meet the queen egg, and so to begin the you that's reading this right now.

Richard Dower · 14-12-2012 04:46AM

i crash landed on earth after the AI malfunctioned.

B.A._Baracus · 14-12-2012 04:57AM

Where To wrote: »

Not really, it's only natural to wonder where and when the cum tadpoles swam up the fabulous tubes into the oval chamber, to meet the queen egg, and so to begin the you that's reading this right now.

So ... To know the knowledge of when and where your mam and dad did it? ... which will project an image into ones owns head!?

Maybe its just me, but no fucking thanks. I'll stick to knowing what hospital I was born in.

Eathrin · 14-12-2012 05:20AM

Where To wrote: »

I was reminded tonight of a Lancashire Lady I used to work with who would tell everyone she had just met,

'I were conceived in a graveyard you know'

Most people know where they were born, but do many actually know where the whole thing started, and is it something you would like to find out?

I haven't a clue btw.

I dont know and I've never asked about such things, but I've a pretty clear idea in my head. See if I count back the days from my Birthday the duration of regular pregnancy...I was conceived on New Years

El Duninho · 14-12-2012 05:22AM

born 9 months after Paddys Day so prob a toilet in some bar :pac:

admiralofthefleet · 14-12-2012 05:31AM

i was born 9 months to the day after my mams birthday so probably behind a skip or the old sheeling hotel in raheny

LoonyLovegood · 14-12-2012 05:31AM

I believe it was probably their bed, considering I was a valentines baby...ugh. THE IMAGES.

Napper Hawkins · 14-12-2012 05:53AM

My old pair were on holiday in Spain 9 months before I ruined their lives, so probably there.

Pugins · 14-12-2012 06:11AM

I always thought it was 9 months from conception to birth too but pregnancy is 40 weeks so counting back 9 months might not get to you conception date. Plus how many were actually born on due date, you may have been early or overdue. So guess if you really want to know you might have to ask but do you think your parents will know? Not necessarily!

areyawell · 14-12-2012 06:23AM

shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

seanmacc · 14-12-2012 07:16AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i was born 9 months to the day after my mams birthday so probably behind a skip or the old sheeling hotel in raheny

Georgina Burgess?

Pherekydes · 14-12-2012 07:32AM

Vancouver; born Santry.

racso1975 · 14-12-2012 07:34AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i was born 9 months to the day after my mams birthday so probably behind a skip or the old sheeling hotel in raheny

A1 one sharon!!! A1

kneemos · 14-12-2012 07:59AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Here is a better question...

ISN'T IT A TAD BIT FREAKY TO KNOW, OR WANT TO KNOW, WHERE ONE WAS CONCEIVED?!

Telling people is a bit freaky.

Skuxx · 14-12-2012 08:03AM

My birthday is the middle of November....count back 9 months and its valentines day! But tbh....I couldn't give two fcuks where the deed was done!

tin79 · 14-12-2012 09:58AM

Bull Island I was told...one drunken night. :mad:

Didnt forget that one in a hurry, though I tried.

nadey · 14-12-2012 10:09AM

Dad's shed

Classy

MurdyWurdy · 14-12-2012 10:15AM

Pugins wrote: »

I always thought it was 9 months from conception to birth too but pregnancy is 40 weeks so counting back 9 months might not get to you conception date. Plus how many were actually born on due date, you may have been early or overdue. So guess if you really want to know you might have to ask but do you think your parents will know? Not necessarily!

Actually, pregnancy is 38 weeks from conception to birth (if the baby comes on time). When you're pregnant you count the weeks from the first day of your last period, even though conception won't happen until 2 weeks after this - hence them saying that pregnancy lasting 40 weeks. So before you conceive a baby you are already 2 weeeks pregnant.

I did not know this until I got pregnant. It's like a little gift to pregnant women, you get 2 weeks for free

The Cool · 14-12-2012 10:29AM

9 months before I was born was my mother's 18th birthday. So I can only presume it was in the back of my dad's jeep or somewhere equally classy.

JupiterKid · 14-12-2012 10:38AM

Probably in the Canary Islands.

That's where my parents and sisters were on holiday exactly 9 months before I was born.

14-12-2012 10:46AM

The Beckham's named their first child Brooklyn because he was conceived (or possibly born) in Brooklyn. I wonder what would have happened if he was conceived/born in Ahascragh.

wandatowell · 14-12-2012 01:50PM

Where To wrote: »

I'm not too clued up on the old ladyparts meself

That makes two of us apparently

minidazzler · 14-12-2012 01:56PM

Well, my parents anniversary is around 9 months before my birth so I have no clue, but I presume God came down and just told my mam she was pregnant because I'm a virgin conception. And I'll cut anyone who says different.

Plazaman · 14-12-2012 02:04PM

Jaysus OP, I don't know about your family but that's not exactly a question or conversation that a lot of people would like to have with their Mother.

biko · 14-12-2012 02:06PM

I actually know as my mum told me it was in a certain room in my granddad's house when she and dad was staying over one weekend.

Too much information mum!!

Faith+1 · 14-12-2012 02:08PM

Urgh.....

geeky · 14-12-2012 02:13PM

Deleted User wrote: »

The Beckham's named their first child Brooklyn because he was conceived (or possibly born) in Brooklyn. I wonder what would have happened if he was conceived/born in Ahascragh.

Actually Sue Townsend satirised that a bit in the Adrian Mole books. Mole encounters an old flame who, approaching middle age, is spectacularly chavvy. Two of her kids, IIRC, are named Skegness and Bradford. Gave me a laugh.

Where were you conceived?

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