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Farming Chit Chat

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  • #7082
    vanderbadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    just do it and bizzum
    she calved there about a mth ago, calved herself, no bother, never noticed it before she calved either, i have another little cow thats heavy in calf and she is starting to show it now as well


  • #7083
    tismesoitis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 858 ✭✭✭tismesoitis


    congrats bogman let me know when that "field walk" is on:D


  • #7084
    Manoffeeling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 931 ✭✭✭Manoffeeling


    http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=youtube%20man%20in%20hay%20bale&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDQQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DT4kJtEcALA4&ei=cqCuUPjjAciyhAfp9ID4DQ&usg=AFQjCNGPUjO_Q1k0TQhrWs9z5sc3M8VyBA&sig2=3SEnPi7WATJcDBHxDE42rg
    man in baler

    Fairly mad so he is!


  • #7085
    RoscommonTom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭RoscommonTom


    Manoffeeling wrote: »
    http://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=youtube%20man%20in%20hay%20bale&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDQQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DT4kJtEcALA4&ei=cqCuUPjjAciyhAfp9ID4DQ&usg=AFQjCNGPUjO_Q1k0TQhrWs9z5sc3M8VyBA&sig2=3SEnPi7WATJcDBHxDE42rg
    man in baler

    Fairly mad so he is!

    briliant:)


  • #7086
    saranac1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭saranac1


    RoscommonTom wrote: »

    briliant:)

    A bullock of mine had his penis stood on last week by another bullock in the pen, I took him out and gave penstrip. I noticed a bit of blood tonight but nothing serious although there is a swollen ball appearing on the tip of his penis and it doesn't seem to be bothering him at all, however I would be open to suggestions on what to do


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  • #7087
    wesleysniper38
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 423 ✭✭wesleysniper38


    http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/beefcattle/4194288

    Anyone ever do a deal with these sellers? Seem to have some nice stock on occasions..


  • #7088
    pakalasa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    saranac1 wrote: »
    A bullock of mine had his penis stood on last week by another bullock in the pen, I took him out and gave penstrip. I noticed a bit of blood tonight but nothing serious although there is a swollen ball appearing on the tip of his penis and it doesn't seem to be bothering him at all, however I would be open to suggestions on what to do
    Only in the Farming forum could you ask a question like that.:D


  • #7089
    RoscommonTom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭RoscommonTom


    saranac1 wrote: »
    A bullock of mine had his penis stood on last week by another bullock in the pen, I took him out and gave penstrip. I noticed a bit of blood tonight but nothing serious although there is a swollen ball appearing on the tip of his penis and it doesn't seem to be bothering him at all, however I would be open to suggestions on what to do

    a hand job :):pac:


  • #7090
    redzerologhlen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    pakalasa wrote: »
    Only in the Farming forum could you ask a question like that.:D
    Bring back LC :D


  • #7091
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    saranac1 wrote: »
    A bullock of mine had his penis stood on last week by another bullock in the pen, I took him out and gave penstrip. I noticed a bit of blood tonight but nothing serious although there is a swollen ball appearing on the tip of his penis and it doesn't seem to be bothering him at all, however I would be open to suggestions on what to do

    Well if yours was stood on by a bullock, what would you do? :rolleyes:


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  • #7092
    Juniorhurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Well if yours was stood on by a bullock, what would you do? :rolleyes:

    Whenever I get a growth on mine I dip it in Jeyes fluid and give it a scrub of the wire brush:D. Works wonders.


  • #7093
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Juniorhurler wrote: »
    Whenever I get a growth on mine I dip it in Jeyes fluid and give it a scrub of the wire brush:D. Works wonders.

    ....................and I wonder why I'm single in the farming world...:p


  • #7094
    Juniorhurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    ....................and I wonder why I'm single in the farming world...:p

    You're better off I think. . . . what with growths and all


  • #7095
    saranac1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭saranac1


    Juniorhurler wrote: »

    You're better off I think. . . . what with growths and all


    No harm in a bit of banter on a late wintery Thursday night


  • #7096
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Juniorhurler wrote: »
    You're better off I think. . . . what with growths and all

    I think I'll invest in an upgrade and get myself a BVD tag :P


  • #7097
    Juniorhurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    saranac1 wrote: »
    No harm in a bit of banter on a late wintery Thursday night

    I'm starting to think I'm in a lonely hearts website


  • #7098
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Juniorhurler wrote: »
    Whenever I get a growth on mine I dip it in Jeyes fluid and give it a scrub of the wire brush:D. Works wonders.

    Pics or GTFO:D:D:D


  • #7099
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Juniorhurler wrote: »
    I'm starting to think I'm in a lonely hearts website
    saranac1 wrote: »
    A mate of mine had his penis stood on last week by a woman in the club, I took him out and gave penstrip. I noticed a bit of blood tonight but nothing serious although there is a swollen ball appearing on the tip of his penis and it doesn't seem to be bothering him at all, however I would be open to suggestions on what to do

    Any better?

    :D


  • #7100
    saranac1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭saranac1


    Kovu Murr wrote: »



    Any better?

    :D


    Haahaa agghhhh hear leave it out


  • #7101
    Juniorhurler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Juniorhurler


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Any better?

    :D

    Considerably


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  • #7102
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    ....................and I wonder why I'm single in the farming world...:p

    You're probably looking in the wrong places.......... Try here. Ya could get lucky:D


  • #7103
    bogman_bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,160 ✭✭✭bogman_bass


    tismesoitis wrote: »
    congrats bogman let me know when that "field walk" is on:D

    thanks for the good wishes folks! Now I can base my farm management totally on the advice of random strangers on the internet. Cant fail! ;):D


  • #7104
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    bogman_bass wrote: »
    thanks for the good wishes folks! Now I can base my farm management totally on the advice of random strangers on the internet. Cant fail! ;):D

    Don't go halfarsed about it anyway:D


  • #7105
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bizzum wrote: »
    You're probably looking in the wrong places.......... Try here. Ya could get lucky:D


    Now where did you meet my brother?

    I hope he doesn't know my username


  • #7106
    bogman_bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,160 ✭✭✭bogman_bass


    All or nothing Bizzum!


  • #7107
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Now where did you meet my brother?

    I hope he doesn't know my username

    On the Bog!;)


  • #7108
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bizzum wrote: »
    On the Bog!;)


    ....must stave temptation of posting toilet pictures.......:pac:

    And I just sold two kittens. Ice to an eskimo :P


  • #7109
    blue5000
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,867 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Well if yours was stood on by a bullock, what would you do? :rolleyes:

    Had a tb test today, clear thank God, young bull kicked me in the balls as I was putting them in the crush. I wasn't able to kick him back:(

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • #7110
    Bizzum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Bizzum


    blue5000 wrote: »
    young bull kicked me in the balls as I was putting them in the crush.:(

    What in the name of jaysus were ya putting your balls in the crush for?:D


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  • #7111
    jerdee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭jerdee


    Where's muckit when you need him. ...... Newly married probably busy ......


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