Dara O'Briain taking the p1ss out of the Irish on live at the Apollo now - Disgusting

Dara O'Briain of the famous Irish O'Briain clan.......... er no wait. Someone needs to do a Donald Trump and ask him for his birth cert.

hefferboi wrote: »

Someone say the fcuking joke?

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."


He might have said that

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Is it not the fact they are irish themselves and know the irish humour?
Terry Wogan is king.

Ah yes the monarchy, i can just hear him say it now in his bbc eurovision way!!

Big Bottom wrote: »

I couldnt give a fiddlers fart where he is from, his put on voice makes me want to pull my ears off. In the name of the Fada indeed.

Nice image !