weirdest thing you've got in a chipper?

Lome · 17-11-2012 02:48AM #1

Was in there earlier and a mate asked for a pizza slice on a burger topped with an onion ring soaked with vinegar.... very strange

So whats the weirdest thing you've got in a chipper?

gotthebug · 17-11-2012 02:49AM

The ride

Max Power · 17-11-2012 02:50AM

Crabs

telekon · 17-11-2012 02:50AM

Salmonella

Tommy Dillon · 17-11-2012 02:51AM

hand Job for me

Lingua Franca · 17-11-2012 02:52AM

Cigarettes and Rolos. Glaswegian chippies are wonderful and crazy.

dodderangler · 17-11-2012 02:54AM

A curry
It doesn't belong there
Was Mank

Chuck Stone · 17-11-2012 02:54AM

Battered human (me).

Literally.

gammygils · 17-11-2012 02:55AM

A broken tooth!!

From a sausage roll. Not from a skirmish!!

ArtyC · 17-11-2012 05:06AM

Sponsorship for jerseys for our gaa team. Poor guy agreed to it drunk but fair play to him followed it up and got us kitted out!

im invisible · 17-11-2012 05:10AM

DrumSteve · 17-11-2012 05:19AM

a healthy meal.

Lenin Skynard · 17-11-2012 06:06AM

Lamb-base chips. Probably just and Athlone thing.

keith16 · 17-11-2012 06:25AM

A can of deep fried lilt. When I opened it however, it tasted of deep fried fcuking diet lilt and charred aluminium.

mmm....metaly...

areyawell · 17-11-2012 06:33AM

Do you want arse rape with them chips

CRM Ireland · 17-11-2012 06:46AM

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Cigarettes and Rolos. Glaswegian chippies are wonderful and crazy.

Dont you get that here?

What I miss most from chippies in Scotland are deep fried black pudding coated in batter with proper chip shop chips, which are really soft, not the utter ****e Ive had in Ireland. Ive probably been in about 40 takeways since I moved here and not had soft chips yet.

Also deep fried pizza is a firm favourite with most people, although its horrific the amount of fat the thing soaks up, so usually you just buy a half. Oh and calling things a fish/sausage/black pudding/steak and kidney pie SUPPER!

Ive not seen any chip shops selling the big pickled onions you see on every chip shop counter in Scotland. Ive not been to any chip shops in Dublin city centre though, so Im probably missing the best places.

The next best thing they could do here is start selling cans of Irn Bru in the chippie, that would be awesome!

monkeysnapper · 17-11-2012 07:35AM

A broken heart

Cookie_Monster · 17-11-2012 08:27AM

mcCain over chips instead of real chips

Oranage2 · 17-11-2012 08:37AM

Deep fried haggis in batter in Galway - Tasted like black pudding wasnt that bad

minidazzler · 17-11-2012 08:43AM

CRM Ireland wrote: »

Ive not seen any chip shops selling the big pickled onions you see on every chip shop counter in Scotland. Ive not been to any chip shops in Dublin city centre though, so Im probably missing the best places.

There are no good chippers in Dublin City. You have to go to the South to get a decent chipper, generally in the suburbs.