weirdest thing you've got in a chipper?

Lome

Was in there earlier and a mate asked for a pizza slice on a burger topped with an onion ring soaked with vinegar.... very strange

So whats the weirdest thing you've got in a chipper?

gotthebug

The ride

Max Power

Crabs

telekon

Salmonella

Tommy Dillon

hand Job for me

Lingua Franca

Cigarettes and Rolos. Glaswegian chippies are wonderful and crazy.

dodderangler

A curry
It doesn't belong there
Was Mank

Chuck Stone

Battered human (me).

Literally.

gammygils

A broken tooth!!

From a sausage roll. Not from a skirmish!!

ArtyC

Sponsorship for jerseys for our gaa team. Poor guy agreed to it drunk but fair play to him followed it up and got us kitted out!

im invisible

<insert Fargo woodchipper scene here>

DrumSteve

a healthy meal.

Lenin Skynard

Lamb-base chips. Probably just and Athlone thing.

keith16

A can of deep fried lilt. When I opened it however, it tasted of deep fried fcuking diet lilt and charred aluminium.

mmm....metaly...

areyawell

Do you want arse rape with them chips

CRM Ireland

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Cigarettes and Rolos. Glaswegian chippies are wonderful and crazy.

Dont you get that here?

What I miss most from chippies in Scotland are deep fried black pudding coated in batter with proper chip shop chips, which are really soft, not the utter ****e Ive had in Ireland. Ive probably been in about 40 takeways since I moved here and not had soft chips yet.

Also deep fried pizza is a firm favourite with most people, although its horrific the amount of fat the thing soaks up, so usually you just buy a half. Oh and calling things a fish/sausage/black pudding/steak and kidney pie SUPPER!

Ive not seen any chip shops selling the big pickled onions you see on every chip shop counter in Scotland. Ive not been to any chip shops in Dublin city centre though, so Im probably missing the best places.

The next best thing they could do here is start selling cans of Irn Bru in the chippie, that would be awesome!

monkeysnapper

A broken heart

Cookie_Monster

mcCain over chips instead of real chips

Oranage2

Deep fried haggis in batter in Galway - Tasted like black pudding wasnt that bad

minidazzler

CRM Ireland wrote: »

Ive not seen any chip shops selling the big pickled onions you see on every chip shop counter in Scotland. Ive not been to any chip shops in Dublin city centre though, so Im probably missing the best places.

There are no good chippers in Dublin City. You have to go to the South to get a decent chipper, generally in the suburbs.

Remmy

prosciutto pizza with a tub of curry sauce. Dip one into the other and nom. classy guy I know.

KK4SAM

Change

Mr.Crinklewood

€24 from Tommy Dillon for services rendered.

Anyone

Battered Mars Bar was rank. I saw they are also selling Battered Oreo's but havent risked that(yet).

Tommy Dillon

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

€24 from Tommy Dillon for services rendered.

u dishing out hand jobs in chippers now pal?

Mr.Crinklewood

Tommy Dillon wrote: »

u dishing out hand jobs in chippers now pal?

.. Actually forgot about that.

You now owe me €27.67

Tommy Dillon

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

.. Actually forgot about that.

You now owe me €27.67

stop trying to flirt with me

Best username ever

A southern fried breast of chicken that tasted like dulux weather shield paint

Remmy

I'd say getting actual cod when you ask for it would be pretty weird too.

Where To

There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis.

mikemac1

Probably whatever fish they serve

I ask for cod, I get godknowswhat from Vietnam


I recently discovered Egg burgers, nyom nyom
Just a usual burger plus a egg, tastes divine!

Scanlas The 2nd

Remmy wrote: »

I'd say getting actual cod when you ask for it would be pretty weird too.

Why would anyone want cod, it's tasteless.

Remmy

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Why would anyone want cod, it's tasteless.

Because I asked for it? I agree with you that it isn't the most interesting but still..

getuponthis

A battered nappy! Went for a nice cycle down on dollymount beach and decided to get a fresh cod from a van which turned out to be a deep fried nappy. When I challenged the owners they drove off. i gave chase on my push bike but they proceeded to throw objects from the van knocking me off my bike. True story

Talib Fiasco

A battered leg of a fish...

DominoDub

getuponthis wrote: »

A battered nappy! Went for a nice cycle down on dollymount beach and decided to get a fresh cod from a van which turned out to be a deep fried nappy. When I challenged the owners they drove off. i gave chase on my push bike but they proceeded to throw objects from the van knocking me off my bike. True story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0ze5YGpOc

biko

A little wooden fork with "Debbie" carved in it.

Bassboxxx

Good chips

D-FENS

An aul fella beside me at a chipper van at Old Trafford asked for a tray of chips, mushy peas, a steak and kidney pie and curry sauce but specifically asked the guy serving him to "mix it".
I watched the guy and he took the top off the pie then mashed the other items into the main part of it, placed the top back on the overflowing mess and handed it to him.
The aul fella then started applying salt, vinegar and ketchup.

spankysue

Weirdest thing I've ever gotten in a chipper was a threat of rape had I been a homeless guys child, sounds weird but it's true.

Homeless guy came in to the local chipper one night while I was waiting for me grub with a friend, and proceeded to tell us that we could be his daughters but then said no, we couldn't 'cause he'd only rape us :eek:

longshanks

Pepper. Chippers always have salt, vinegar, sauces etc. They never have pepper. The bastards.

optimistic_

Chipper. Not chip shop.
Saps.

Rubberlegs

Met himself in a chipper:p

pablomakaveli

getuponthis wrote: »

A battered nappy! Went for a nice cycle down on dollymount beach and decided to get a fresh cod from a van which turned out to be a deep fried nappy. When I challenged the owners they drove off. i gave chase on my push bike but they proceeded to throw objects from the van knocking me off my bike. True story

was it a used nappy?

SafeSurfer

A Hawaiian burger.

Ah a taste of paradise

2 stroke

Ice cream sandwich.
A friend was serving and I just asked her to suprise me. Went to the jacks and when I returned to the counter she had it wrapped up and ready to go. Whipped ice cream, strawberry syrup and chips on sliced bread.

CRM Ireland

Other customers asking for a "chip" or a "curried chip" WTF?!

Its chips and curry sauce, or a bag/poke/portion of chips. Ive always wished they just gave them a single chip when they ask for it.

Shryke

CRM Ireland wrote: »

Other customers asking for a "chip" or a "curried chip" WTF?!

Its chips and curry sauce, or a bag/poke/portion of chips. Ive always wished they just gave them a single chip when they ask for it.

How do you complain about "curried chip" and then go on about getting a "poke" of something? Wtf is that.

Zaph

CRM Ireland wrote: »

What I miss most from chippies in Scotland are deep fried black pudding coated in batter with proper chip shop chips, which are really soft, not the utter ****e Ive had in Ireland. Ive probably been in about 40 takeways since I moved here and not had soft chips yet.

What are soft chips? Do you mean soggy, undercooked chips, as opposed to properly cooked ones? If so, why would anyone want that?

CRM Ireland

Shryke wrote: »

How do you complain about "curried chip" and then go on about getting a "poke" of something? Wtf is that.

I'd personally just ask for a bag of chips, but some people say a "poke" of chips.

It's also "Why do you complain" not "How". Dear dear me, what's happening to the education standards....

CRM Ireland

Zaph wrote: »

What are soft chips? Do you mean soggy, undercooked chips, as opposed to properly cooked ones? If so, why would anyone want that?

Undercooked! EEEUGH no chance. No, I just mean chips that are really soft, they dont have a crispy outer shell. Im not 100% sure how they do it because I cant replicate it at home myself, but its fairly common in most Scottish chip shops.

A Glasgow roll (the best rolls in the world by the way) with loads of butter stuffed with a mountain of soft chips is delicious, especially on a cold winters evening as you walk along.