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weirdest thing you've got in a chipper?

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  • 17-11-2012 2:48am
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    Lome
    Registered Users Posts: 69 ✭✭


    Was in there earlier and a mate asked for a pizza slice on a burger topped with an onion ring soaked with vinegar.... very strange

    So whats the weirdest thing you've got in a chipper?


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    gotthebug
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭gotthebug


    The ride


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    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Crabs


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    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Salmonella


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    Tommy Dillon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭Tommy Dillon


    hand Job for me


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    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Cigarettes and Rolos. Glaswegian chippies are wonderful and crazy.


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    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    A curry
    It doesn't belong there
    Was Mank


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Battered human (me).

    Literally.


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    gammygils
    Registered Users Posts: 17,252 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    A broken tooth!!

    From a sausage roll. Not from a skirmish!!


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    ArtyC
    Registered Users Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Sponsorship for jerseys for our gaa team. Poor guy agreed to it drunk but fair play to him followed it up and got us kitted out!


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    #11
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    <insert Fargo woodchipper scene here>


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    DrumSteve
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    a healthy meal.


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    Lenin Skynard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Lamb-base chips. Probably just and Athlone thing.


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    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    A can of deep fried lilt. When I opened it however, it tasted of deep fried fcuking diet lilt and charred aluminium.

    mmm....metaly...


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    areyawell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭areyawell


    Do you want arse rape with them chips


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    CRM Ireland
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 350 ✭✭CRM Ireland


    Lingua Franca wrote: »
    Cigarettes and Rolos. Glaswegian chippies are wonderful and crazy.

    Dont you get that here?

    What I miss most from chippies in Scotland are deep fried black pudding coated in batter with proper chip shop chips, which are really soft, not the utter ****e Ive had in Ireland. Ive probably been in about 40 takeways since I moved here and not had soft chips yet.

    Also deep fried pizza is a firm favourite with most people, although its horrific the amount of fat the thing soaks up, so usually you just buy a half. Oh and calling things a fish/sausage/black pudding/steak and kidney pie SUPPER!

    Ive not seen any chip shops selling the big pickled onions you see on every chip shop counter in Scotland. Ive not been to any chip shops in Dublin city centre though, so Im probably missing the best places.

    The next best thing they could do here is start selling cans of Irn Bru in the chippie, that would be awesome!


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    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    A broken heart :(


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    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 24,480 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    mcCain over chips instead of real chips :(


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    Oranage2
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    Deep fried haggis in batter in Galway - Tasted like black pudding wasnt that bad


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    minidazzler
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    CRM Ireland wrote: »
    Ive not seen any chip shops selling the big pickled onions you see on every chip shop counter in Scotland. Ive not been to any chip shops in Dublin city centre though, so Im probably missing the best places.

    There are no good chippers in Dublin City. You have to go to the South to get a decent chipper, generally in the suburbs.


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    Remmy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    prosciutto pizza with a tub of curry sauce. Dip one into the other and nom. classy guy I know.


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    KK4SAM
    Registered Users Posts: 735 ✭✭✭KK4SAM


    Change


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    Mr.Crinklewood
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    €24 from Tommy Dillon for services rendered.


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    Anyone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Battered Mars Bar was rank. I saw they are also selling Battered Oreo's but havent risked that(yet).


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    Tommy Dillon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭Tommy Dillon


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    €24 from Tommy Dillon for services rendered.

    u dishing out hand jobs in chippers now pal?


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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,429 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Tommy Dillon wrote: »

    u dishing out hand jobs in chippers now pal?

    .. Actually forgot about that.

    You now owe me €27.67


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    Tommy Dillon
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭Tommy Dillon


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    .. Actually forgot about that.

    You now owe me €27.67

    stop trying to flirt with me


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    #28
    Best username ever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Best username ever


    A southern fried breast of chicken that tasted like dulux weather shield paint


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    #29
    Remmy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    I'd say getting actual cod when you ask for it would be pretty weird too.


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    #30
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis.


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    mikemac1
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    Probably whatever fish they serve

    I ask for cod, I get godknowswhat from Vietnam


    I recently discovered Egg burgers, nyom nyom :)
    Just a usual burger plus a egg, tastes divine!


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