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Them lazy bastards...

  • 09-11-2012 5:31pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭


    I've found a new job. I am starting on Monday. Nothing special, €10.50 per hour. It's a full time job though, 39hrs a week. Just a 10 mins drive from my place. So all is good. The business in my current job has been slowing down and I was getting less and less hours, so it's the time to make the move.

    Now the best part: it took just 4 or 5 days from the day I sent my CV to secure the position. In the meaning time I was listening to a lot of complaining on the radio about how this country is f***ed and that it's almost impossible to find a job nowadays and obviously the foreigners are to blame... :rolleyes:

    So f**k you all, I hope you'll get blisters on your arse from sitting at home when I am paying for your dole.

    Now, if you excuse me, my swan is getting cold...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    So what's the job then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Rent boy i would say


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Fcuk me?! What did I do?! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭anhedonia


    sounds great dude.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭dilapidating


    Must be a tight sting paying for everyone's dole.
    Knob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I've found a new job. I am starting on Monday. Nothing special, €10.50 per hour. It's a full time job though, 39hrs a week. Just a 10 mins drive from my place. So all is good. The business in my current job has been slowing down and I was getting less and less hours, so it's the time to make the move.

    Now the best part: it took just 4 or 5 days from the day I sent my CV to secure the position. In the meaning time I was listening to a lot of complaining on the radio about how this country is f***ed and that it's almost impossible to find a job nowadays and obviously the foreigners are to blame... :rolleyes:

    So f**k you all, I hope you'll get blisters on your arse from sitting at home when I am paying for your dole.

    Now, if you excuse me, my swan is getting cold...


    Hmmmm quite


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    You're not going to be paying a lot of other people's dole on a tenner an hour buddy :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Worst.

    Thread.

    Ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    Genuinely I hope you hate it and are miserable in that job


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    is that 10.50 before tax?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    What's the job? Customer service desk in Tesco?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Congrats. You can stop living on swan now and buy some groceries like normal people do... you were already in a job you say? It's much easier to get work when you are already employed.
    Employers are like horny adulterers. They see someone in a relationship and assume there must be something good about them.
    If you had been on the dole you would have found things more difficult and that's the honest truth. Still, well done, and I don't disagree that there are jobs out there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭dantbyhid


    I've found a new job. I am starting on Monday. Nothing special, €10.50 per hour. It's a full time job though, 39hrs a week. Just a 10 mins drive from my place. So all is good. The business in my current job has been slowing down and I was getting less and less hours, so it's the time to make the move.

    Now the best part: it took just 4 or 5 days from the day I sent my CV to secure the position. In the meaning time I was listening to a lot of complaining on the radio about how this country is f***ed and that it's almost impossible to find a job nowadays and obviously the foreigners are to blame... :rolleyes:

    So f**k you all, I hope you'll get blisters on your arse from sitting at home when I am paying for your dole.

    Now, if you excuse me, my swan is getting cold...

    Good stuff.
    I spent 4 days looking for a job in April. Starting sending CV's out on the Monday had first interview on Wednesday, second interview on the Thursday and got a job offer on the Friday morning. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I've got 3 jobs, so there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    ScumLord wrote: »
    I've got 3 jobs, so there.

    Anything in the Zombie Survival industry?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭wtlltw


    dantbyhid wrote: »
    Good stuff.
    I spent 4 days looking for a job in April. Starting sending CV's out on the Monday had first interview on Wednesday, second interview on the Thursday and got a job offer on the Friday morning. :)

    Craig David is that you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Jobs are easy to get just people don't want to work for anything less then 15e an hour or the salary equivalent. True story that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭bluecode


    My guess is A. You're trolling and or B. You're Polish. :D The swan thing is a bit of a giveaway. I think they're delish too.;)

    But if you did get a job it's probably A. You're Polish and B. You can afford to live on just over 400 a week because you're A. Polish and B. well, Polish and prepared to take on a job well below your training and experience.

    Now we can expect people to start ranting about bloody foreigners coming over here taking all the jobs we don't want to do ourselves.

    Good luck with the job but don't be too smug. The time will come when you won't even get a reply to your CVs. You'll be too old, too inexperienced, too experienced or some other excuse and you'll be annoyed when some git tells you, you're lazy and have blisters on your ass from sitting around all day.

    PS: Glad to see you're comfortable enough in this country to come in here and rile the natives. You'll fit right in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    bluecode wrote: »
    My guess is A. You're trolling and B. You're Polish. :D The swan thing is a bit of a giveaway. I think they're delish too.;)

    But if you did get a job it's probably A. You're Polish and B. You can afford to live on just over 400 a week because you're A. Polish and B. well, Polish and prepared to take on a job well below your training and experience.

    Now we can expect people to start ranting about bloody foreigners coming over here taking all the jobs we don't want to do ourselves.

    Good luck with the job but don't be too smug. The time will come when you won't even get a reply to your CVs. You'll be too old, too inexperienced, too experienced or some other excuse and you'll be annoyed when some git tells you, you're lazy and have blisters on your ass from sitting around all day.


    Ridiculous!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    Anything in the Zombie Survival industry?
    That's more than a job. I tried to start a zombie proofing business to zombie proof peoples houses but they just called me crazy when I did the door to door sales, now I've a load of baring orders. They'll rue the day the fools!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 794 ✭✭✭bluecode


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Ridiculous!
    Well spotted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Can I get fries with that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    bluecode wrote: »
    Well spotted!

    All the crap made it easy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Al my friends have jobs and I'm sitting here countin' me coppers :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 979 ✭✭✭Michael Weston


    Fcuk me?! What did I do?! :(

    You know well what you did



    WOMANIZER


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I created 9 new full-time jobs today. Yay me.:D Just saying like...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Pottler wrote: »
    I created 9 new full-time jobs today. Yay me.:D Just saying like...

    Gis one? :L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    So op, how long are you off the dole for?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 735 ✭✭✭joydivision


    I've found a new job. I am starting on Monday. Nothing special, €10.50 per hour. It's a full time job though, 39hrs a week. Just a 10 mins drive from my place. So all is good. The business in my current job has been slowing down and I was getting less and less hours, so it's the time to make the move.

    Now the best part: it took just 4 or 5 days from the day I sent my CV to secure the position. In the meaning time I was listening to a lot of complaining on the radio about how this country is f***ed and that it's almost impossible to find a job nowadays and obviously the foreigners are to blame... :rolleyes:

    So f**k you all, I hope you'll get blisters on your arse from sitting at home when I am paying for your dole.

    Now, if you excuse me, my swan is getting cold...
    I found fifty pence on the ground today . People complaining theres no money in the country . I only had to walk to the end of my garden .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,564 ✭✭✭notnumber


    I found fifty pence on the ground today . People complaining theres no money in the country . I only had to walk to the end of my garden .

    Give you 5 cents for it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Rojiblancos


    I found fifty pence on the ground today . People complaining theres no money in the country . I only had to walk to the end of my garden .

    I found a fiver in work on the ground a few days ago, people throwing away money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭AndyTheDude


    You're not going to be paying a lot of other people's dole on a tenner an hour buddy :pac:
    I won't be reaching out either...
    Shryke wrote: »
    Congrats. You can stop living on swan now and buy some groceries like normal people do... you were already in a job you say? It's much easier to get work when you are already employed.
    Employers are like horny adulterers. They see someone in a relationship and assume there must be something good about them.
    If you had been on the dole you would have found things more difficult and that's the honest truth. Still, well done, and I don't disagree that there are jobs out there.
    It is more difficult to find a job when you're unemployed for sure. I know that. Been there, done that. Actually I moved cities whilst on the dole in search of employment, ended up being homeless on two occasions, was sleeping in my car on the side of the road. Still, I found a job. That was three years ago...
    bluecode wrote: »
    My guess is A. You're trolling and or B. You're Polish. :D The swan thing is a bit of a giveaway. I think they're delish too.;)

    But if you did get a job it's probably A. You're Polish and B. You can afford to live on just over 400 a week because you're A. Polish and B. well, Polish and prepared to take on a job well below your training and experience.

    Now we can expect people to start ranting about bloody foreigners coming over here taking all the jobs we don't want to do ourselves.

    Good luck with the job but don't be too smug. The time will come when you won't even get a reply to your CVs. You'll be too old, too inexperienced, too experienced or some other excuse and you'll be annoyed when some git tells you, you're lazy and have blisters on your ass from sitting around all day.

    Great reply. Witty, with substance and I had a good laugh when reading it. I salute you, sir/madam.
    bluecode wrote: »
    Glad to see you're comfortable enough in this country to come in here and rile the natives. You'll fit right in.
    I am very comfortable with that, been around for 11 years. The days of "Yes, sir", "No, thank you, good sir" are over for me. Besides, I thought we're one big happy family, no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    I've found a new job. I am starting on Monday. Nothing special, €10.50 per hour. It's a full time job though, 39hrs a week. Just a 10 mins drive from my place. So all is good. The business in my current job has been slowing down and I was getting less and less hours, so it's the time to make the move.

    Now the best part: it took just 4 or 5 days from the day I sent my CV to secure the position. In the meaning time I was listening to a lot of complaining on the radio about how this country is f***ed and that it's almost impossible to find a job nowadays and obviously the foreigners are to blame... :rolleyes:

    So f**k you all, I hope you'll get blisters on your arse from sitting at home when I am paying for your dole.

    Now, if you excuse me, my swan is getting cold...
    Self congratulatory, abusive, smug... It IS hard to get a job - you were just lucky. And I've been in employment all the time since the party ended, including nearly two years on less than what you're earning. Because I was also lucky. Depends on what you're skilled at too - and as someone pointed out, it's easier to find work when you're already work.

    Any proof most people refuse to work for less than €15 per hour?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Well done OP, congratulations on your new role

    I look forward to reading your experiences in the Ranting & Raving Forum shortly


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  • Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭Moll'll fix it


    I've found a new job. I am starting on Monday. Nothing special, €10.50 per hour. It's a full time job though, 39hrs a week. Just a 10 mins drive from my place. So all is good. The business in my current job has been slowing down and I was getting less and less hours, so it's the time to make the move.

    Now the best part: it took just 4 or 5 days from the day I sent my CV to secure the position. In the meaning time I was listening to a lot of complaining on the radio about how this country is f***ed and that it's almost impossible to find a job nowadays and obviously the foreigners are to blame... :rolleyes:

    So f**k you all, I hope you'll get blisters on your arse from sitting at home when I am paying for your dole.

    Now, if you excuse me, my swan is getting cold...

    So who did you sleep with?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭AndyTheDude


    So who did you sleep with?

    yore ma


  • Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    wtlltw wrote: »
    Craig David is that you?

    Ow do?

    See ee's got new job on't tele an that int he, on show bout folks on't giro and that, 'ow they're livin it up on 'is money. 10.50 an hour but 'e gets tit bring along kez an all, thats proper bo, ah tell thee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    theres jobs in town.. alot of cafes and shops and bars i walk past are hiring. Im guessing thats the same all over town and the big cities.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    There aren't enough to meet the demand though - plus, not just anyone is able for restaurant work; it can be tough, and requires experience.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭AndyTheDude


    Madam_X wrote: »
    Self congratulatory, abusive, smug...
    Riiight. You may call the 4fm show tomorrow and let some steam off. Just don't forget to include some abuse about "the Polish"...
    Madam_X wrote: »
    It IS hard to get a job - you were just lucky.
    Riiight. I've just spoken with my landlord who owns like 5 or 6 houses around. A Latvian girl just moved in, 4 days in Ireland, 3 job offers already. I guess she's lucky...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    I found fifty pence on the ground today . People complaining theres no money in the country . I only had to walk to the end of my garden .
    I found a fiver in work on the ground a few days ago, people throwing away money

    I found nearly €200 in the Library last week, just sitting on a table.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    You do realize that selling yourself for €10.50 an hour is an awful rate?
    You should really find yourself a better pimp.....:D

    Nah in all seriousness, I couldn't agree with you more, there are plenty of jobs out there, people are just lazy sh1tes :mad:

    If you really can't find a job (for some incredibly strange & rare reason) then get educated, jeezz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭gufnork


    ...I thought we're one big happy family, no?

    ...no!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭DylanII


    Riiight. You may call the 4fm show tomorrow and let some steam off. Just don't forget to include some abuse about "the Polish"...

    Riiight. I've just spoken with my landlord who owns like 5 or 6 houses around. A Latvian girl just moved in, 4 days in Ireland, 3 job offers already. I guess she's lucky...

    Probably working for less than the min wage ... I know 3 people (I believe they are Latvian) who are working for 5 per hour . . .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭Dave0301


    Riiight. I've just spoken with my landlord who owns like 5 or 6 houses around. A Latvian girl just moved in, 4 days in Ireland, 3 job offers already. I guess she's lucky...

    You should become taoiseach, you have all the answers to our problems!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Riiight. You may call the 4fm show tomorrow and let some steam off. Just don't forget to include some abuse about "the Polish"...

    Riiight. I've just spoken with my landlord who owns like 5 or 6 houses around. A Latvian girl just moved in, 4 days in Ireland, 3 job offers already. I guess she's lucky...
    I made reasonable points and didn't rant and indiscriminately abuse like you did - don't be upset that you can't respond in a measured way. :D

    Oh I've just realised now you're Polish - didn't even occur to me until now despite your swan reference. I couldn't care less what nationality you are - and would say the very same to an Irish person, which is what I assumed you were. Lots if Irish people say the same sh1t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Jobs are easy to get just people don't want to work for anything less then 15e an hour or the salary equivalent. True story that!
    Yes that's true and those fckers should have their dole stopped and be sent to the workhouse ! People who turn down work and remain on the dole because they look down on the job are all too common.
    I work at a job well below my qualifications and experience because i'm not a fcking parasite.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 735 ✭✭✭joydivision


    What if somebody was training to be a musician ? Do they need to geT a job?. There are 15 week drive a forklift course in fas you can do in 2 days paying private .
    Is it ok to do your own training at home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Yes that's true and those fckers should have their dole stopped and be sent to the workhouse ! People who turn down work and remain on the dole because they look down on the job are all too common.
    I work at a job well below my qualifications and experience because i'm not a fcking parasite.

    Someone already slagged 400 a week. Jesus fcuking Christ!


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