whats the werdest or stupiest job you have had

As a student I worked for a company and some work involved doing welding in attics. My job was to stand in the attic for the whole day holding a fire extinguisher in case a fire ever broke out. Never got to use it

Counting cars going through a junction and marking them off on a piece of paper in 15 minute increments.

OneArt wrote: »

I didn't know they made chickens in factories now.

Was an Airtricity salesperson for a couple of days. God it was horrible. I spent my last evening sitting on the wall talking to a cat until I had to go back to the office.

Did the cat sign up ?

I worked for Dublin County Council picking up litter,,, in the Tip

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Did the cat sign up ?

No, he had no money. Was a catnip junkie. Very sad story. It was Dolphin's Barn after all.

sfwcork wrote: »

stick to the horseys' 3/10

should be more ashamed of that joke than riding kirsty milshake

You should stick to the 'chickeds'

when i was 16 ( poss even 15 - cant remember ) i worked for a contract cleaning company , they had the contract for st vincents in donnybrook

on my first day the supervisor was showing me where i was to be working , it was the morgue and the autopsy room , first thing i saw was a pile of " white " rubber boots that were stained red from the blood :eek:

on one occasion i was asked to polish the floor in the chapel of the mortuary ,
no prob , got the buffer and went in , in the middle of this very small room was a coffin with a dead old dude in it , with the lid off it :eek:

i told the boss no way was i bringing the buffer in , i could have knocked the feckin thing over , so i had to do it by hand , so started working away with yer man in the coffin , and i swear to god EVERY TIME i looked up from the floor at the coffin i SWEAR i could see him drop back into the casket as if he was looking at me and then lying back down real quick

it freaked the fook out of me big style - i have never done such a half arsed job so quickly as that day.

jesus, even typing this i am seeing that image :eek:

I was the guy who put the P in Yop

I dressed as a pink rabbit in dungarees for Supermac's in Tipperary. I would entertain kids and stuff. One girl had a birthday there, and was all smiles and laughter, waving at me. When I walked over she freaked the fuck out and screamed like a demon. Another time I got to relax with Santa and a polar bear in their big Coca Cola truck. There's a nice photo of us all having a smoke break. I also got punched in the penis by an eleven year old girl who laughed as I writhed in pain.

It was the best God damn job I ever had.