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Make love not pawrn. Interested?

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  • #32
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I actually did think of that after. But thought meh, fuck it. (That's what she said)

    Enough saying, more of the doing.


  • #33
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Enough saying, more of the doing.
    This SHE chick always says lots of things that she never does... teasing bitch!


  • #34
    Squ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    1ZRed wrote: »

    You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women ;)
    Correct, and slapping her bum with your mickey makes her cum also.


  • #35
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    smash wrote: »
    This SHE chick always says lots of things that she never does... teasing bitch!

    I find her delightfully mucky if i'm honest. I'm always fapping to Flutterflye's comments.


  • #36
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    I find her delightfully mucky if i'm honest. I'm always fapping to Flutterflye's comments.
    Well I wasn't really referring to Flutterflye, but whatever you're into. I prefer visuals, reading gets in the way of a good fap.


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  • #37
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    I find her delightfully mucky if i'm honest. I'm always fapping to Flutterflye's comments.

    I understand. They are all very sexual alright. Especially this one.


  • #38
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Squ wrote: »
    Correct, and slapping her bum with your mickey makes her cum also.

    I'm a real amateur here, I forgot the watersports and face ****ing. You can't go without those two things during a hard session!

    Though, find someone who likes the latter and it can be pretty fun tbh! :pac:


  • #39
    Rigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    1ZRed wrote: »
    You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women ;)

    Das ist exactly my experience as cable fix man.


  • #40
    poeticseraphim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭poeticseraphim


    squod wrote: »
    So there's some new website set up by American auld wan. She wants to ''promote'' healthy sex lives by showing them on the internet. Couples ''stream their content'' on the webcam or whatever. She says on the radio that 90,000 Irish have already subscribed.

    This where the new didgital licence fee is going now? Jaysus, is the internet full up enough with this stuff. So, eh....... any subscribers here on the AH? Will you be all at it or whats de story?


    This IS porn.


  • #41
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women ;)
    smash wrote: »
    Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required. :D
    Dravokivich wrote: »
    No, it's cheating. :pac:
    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Maybe in gay porn, but everyone knows chick's love a hard pounding from behind ...
    Squ wrote: »
    Correct, and slapping her bum with your mickey makes her cum also.

    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm a real amateur here, I forgot the watersports and face ****ing. You can't go without those two things during a hard session!

    Though, find someone who likes the latter and it can be pretty fun tbh! :pac:


    So many sex gods, so little time ............................:D


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  • #42
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I understand. They are all very sexual alright. Especially this one.

    Not so much but i've a horn on me that would stick a pig so it'll have to do.


  • #43
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    Not so much but i've a horn on me that would stick a pig so it'll have to do.

    Gross.


  • #44
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    So many sex gods, so little time ............................:D

    Well at least I'll be getting it first and last judging from that list! :p


  • #45
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    I've got to the point where I can't watch any porn clip without laughing. Porn is hilarious. HILARIOUS!!Absolutely comical beyond belief. I don't know how so many people take it so seriously. The actors pretending to go out at it hard with the woman orgasming with every touch. It's so fake that it's actually a farce. Yeah, I still get my rocks off looking to it (willies and boobs and stuff do that to me) but this is immediately followed by a hearty laugh.

    Anyone else find porn hilarious?


  • #46
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Well at least I'll be getting it first and last judging from that list! :p
    A Redzer sandwich :pac::D!


  • #47
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ah here, sloppy seconds ain't my thing :D


  • #48
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »

    (willies and boobs and stuff do that to me)

    Like ladyboy schtyle? srsly?


  • #49
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Anyone else find porn hilarious?
    Only clown porn


  • #50
    Bobo78
    Closed Accounts Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Bobo78


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Yeah of course. Sexuality is all a spectrum and everybody fits on it differently. No more than straight men can be curious to variying degrees so too can gay men. Just because you identify as gay doesn't mean you're 100% on the opposite end of straight. I don't believe anybody to be 100% anything on either side because people have same/different sex thoughts every once in a while.

    I say I'm gay but I do have strong bi tendencies which get stronger or weaker depending on my mood and what I'm in the mood for. Realistically I'd say I'm between gay and bi but that fluctuates closer to bi the odd time, but it's still more or less a spur of the moment thing, so I just say I'm gay because it's easier to label and explain, eventhough I don't fit it perfectly.

    I doubt people should worry about their labels either tbh, it's a waste of time.

    I never ever had any thoughts about having sex or any kind of sexual contact with another man. I just find it disgusting to even be thinking about it. :P


  • #51
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    Ah here, sloppy seconds ain't my thing :D

    :cool:
    Tough - take it or leave it!


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  • #52
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Men aren't the only ones who mistakenly think porn and real sex are the same.two american girls i've been with Have given me porn like bj's what with the spitting and gagging.totally ott and unsexy.pure Gianna Michaels wannabe's


  • #53
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Bobo78 wrote: »
    I never ever had any thoughts about having sex or any kind of sexual contact with another man. I just find it disgusting to even be thinking about it. :P

    So you've been thinking and having thoughts about it?


  • #54
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    Ah here, sloppy seconds ain't my thing :D

    Well if it's sandwiches that's being discussed, I can think of a way to sort everything out ;)

    Depends if I cum first though, otherwise you'd be her sloppy seconds :P


  • #55
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Well at least I'll be getting it first and last judging from that list! :p
    I reckon shopaholic was picturing you sandwiching the four of them tbh!

    Kinky girl! :eek:


  • #56
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I reckon shopaholic was picturing you sandwiching the four of them tbh!

    Kinky girl! :eek:

    That's probably why she listed him twice. First and last. Can't get enough of a good thing right? :D


  • #57
    Squ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I'm a real amateur here, I forgot face fúcking.
    I believe the PC term is Choke Fúck.

    On a side bar, I was on the 14 the other day, two scumbags about to square up to each other, one says "Fúck off you, or I'll gouge out your eye and give you a brain fúck"

    They weren't impressed when I, and most of the rest of the bus, split ourselves laughing :)


  • #58
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I reckon shopaholic was picturing you sandwiching the four of them tbh!

    Kinky girl! :eek:

    Sounds hawt brah


    like this? :cool:


  • #59
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Sounds hawt brah


    like this? :cool:
    You're represented by the toothpick, right? :p


  • #60
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    You're represented by the toothpick, right? :p
    You do seem to be obsessed with Redzer's ......em....... size - I've noticed you reference it before. I think you might have a crush on him!:D


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  • #61
    caste_in_exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭caste_in_exile


    How about we just promote romance, ahead of sex n find out where that leads because shìts a mess right now. what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedrum


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