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squod · 24-10-2012 12:48pm #1

So there's some new website set up by American auld wan. She wants to ''promote'' healthy sex lives by showing them on the internet. Couples ''stream their content'' on the webcam or whatever. She says on the radio that 90,000 Irish have already subscribed.

This where the new didgital licence fee is going now? Jaysus, is the internet full up enough with this stuff. So, eh....... any subscribers here on the AH? Will you be all at it or whats de story?

smash · 24-10-2012 12:50pm

Has anyone signed up? Well you never told us the website name!

Might as well say "there's a new website selling cloths, anyone bought from them?"

Ps, 90,000 sounds way too high.

squod · 24-10-2012 12:52pm

smash wrote: »

Has anyone signed up? Well you never told us the website name!

Make love not pawrn .TV or something like that. That aul wan this morning said her first ''upload'' was half an hour long. :eek:

Rigol · 24-10-2012 12:55pm

S what does it show? couples walking along the beach? feeding ducks? buying small cheap argos gifts for each other?

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 1:02pm

I think I've found that site. It's called makelovenotporn and it just describes the differences between real life and porn, nothing actually sexual.

Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, knows what works in porn (in terms of wild sex acts) doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

squod · 24-10-2012 1:05pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Any guy with half a clue about sex should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

Ah schite..........

Mr Benevolent · 24-10-2012 1:06pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

Wash your mouth out with lube. Porn and sex are the same thing.

Rigol · 24-10-2012 1:22pm

1ZRed wrote: »

I think I've found that site. It's called makelovenotporn and it just describes the differences between real life and porn, nothing actually sexual.

Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

Yes it does

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 1:29pm

Rigol wrote: »

Yes it does

You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women

Dravokivich · 24-10-2012 1:33pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

And for any guy who also has the other half, it's fúcking better then porn, that's for damn sure! :cool:

smash · 24-10-2012 1:34pm

1ZRed wrote: »

making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit

Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required.

Dravokivich · 24-10-2012 1:36pm

smash wrote: »

Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required.

No, it's cheating. :pac:

Hardonraging · 24-10-2012 1:38pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

Maybe in gay porn, but everyone knows chick's love a hard pounding from behind ...

ArtSmart · 24-10-2012 1:39pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

No, it's cheating. :pac:

he he he.

spoken as only by a man with a big em, ego, could.

Dravokivich · 24-10-2012 1:47pm

ArtSmart wrote: »

he he he.

spoken as only by a man with a big em, ego, could.

Ah sure, ya know yourself.

Back on track, regarding the topic. TBH, if you enjoy porn, there should be no reason why sex in such a manner cant be enjoyed and healthy between a couple (or more if yer into the orgy/swinger videos too).

jester77 · 24-10-2012 1:55pm

Sounds like good marketing for the next level of main stream porn.

The internet started out with hard/soft porn and people got tired of it after a while as it was all a bit fake. Then the amateur porn took over but that is also getting boring now. So she wants to take amateur porn to next level by dropping the porn label and marketing it under something like "lifestyle".

Sign me up

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 1:58pm

smash wrote: »

Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required.

Yes I might be gay but I've gotten with girls and still do the odd time. I'm aware it's not always required but then again you're not always guaranteed to get her off by penetration alone either.

I've found it's better to do both anyway, why choose just one or the other?

Brain Stroking · 24-10-2012 1:59pm

1ZRed wrote: »

You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women

Are you not a gay male?

Edit: see his above post now. Like Bankers and those taking out mortgages they couldnt afford, 1ZRed is a greedy c**k

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 2:03pm

Confab wrote: »

Wash your mouth out with lube. Porn and sex are the same thing.

That's not what I meant, ya bastard

flutterflye · 24-10-2012 2:09pm

I think it's a nice idea.
Gives an alternative to the same old thing constantly.
I get why people might like to watch it, but 90,000 in Ireland alone? I can't believe that figure!

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 2:10pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Are you not a gay male?

Edit: see his above post now. Like Bankers and those taking out mortgages they couldnt afford, 1ZRed is a greedy c**k

Greedy, seriously? What's the big deal even? Everyone should be allowed to try out different things every once in a while when the mood strikes.
Fuck it, what's the harm?

Brain Stroking · 24-10-2012 2:12pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Greedy, seriously? What's the big deal even? Everyone should be allowed to try out different things every once in a while when the mood strikes.
Fuck it, what's the harm?

I was trying to make a joke. Sorry.

Dravokivich · 24-10-2012 2:15pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

I was trying to make a joke. Sorry.

It got me thinking "can gays be bi-curious?"

squod · 24-10-2012 2:16pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Are you not a gay male?

maybe he has a pain in his hole with man sex

Giselle · 24-10-2012 2:18pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

It got me thinking "can gays be bi-curious?"

Sounds like a line from Sex and The City.

smash · 24-10-2012 2:18pm

flutterflye wrote: »

I think it's a nice idea.
Gives an alternative to the same old thing constantly.

It's just amateur videos though. There's thousands of sites that do it.

squod · 24-10-2012 2:19pm

flutterflye wrote: »

........90,000 in Ireland alone? I can't believe that figure!

That what she said . Their computers couldn't handle the number of people trying to get up on their servers.

flutterflye · 24-10-2012 2:20pm

squod wrote: »

That what she said . Their computers couldn't handle the number of people trying to get it up on their servers.

fyp

smash · 24-10-2012 2:27pm

flutterflye wrote: »

fyp

You could have fixed the typo in "That what she said" too :P

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 2:28pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

It got me thinking "can gays be bi-curious?"

Yeah of course. Sexuality is all a spectrum and everybody fits on it differently. No more than straight men can be curious to variying degrees so too can gay men. Just because you identify as gay doesn't mean you're 100% on the opposite end of straight. I don't believe anybody to be 100% anything on either side because people have same/different sex thoughts every once in a while.

I say I'm gay but I do have strong bi tendencies which get stronger or weaker depending on my mood and what I'm in the mood for. Realistically I'd say I'm between gay and bi but that fluctuates closer to bi the odd time, but it's still more or less a spur of the moment thing, so I just say I'm gay because it's easier to label and explain, eventhough I don't fit it perfectly.

I doubt people should worry about their labels either tbh, it's a waste of time.

flutterflye · 24-10-2012 2:29pm

smash wrote: »

You could have fixed the typo in "That what she said" too :P

I actually did think of that after. But thought meh, fuck it. (That's what she said)

Dravokivich · 24-10-2012 2:30pm

flutterflye wrote: »

I actually did think of that after. But thought meh, fuck it. (That's what she said)

Enough saying, more of the doing.

smash · 24-10-2012 2:32pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

Enough saying, more of the doing.

This SHE chick always says lots of things that she never does... teasing bitch!

Squ · 24-10-2012 2:33pm

1ZRed wrote: »

You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women

Correct, and slapping her bum with your mickey makes her cum also.

Brain Stroking · 24-10-2012 2:33pm

smash wrote: »

This SHE chick always says lots of things that she never does... teasing bitch!

I find her delightfully mucky if i'm honest. I'm always fapping to Flutterflye's comments.

smash · 24-10-2012 2:37pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

I find her delightfully mucky if i'm honest. I'm always fapping to Flutterflye's comments.

Well I wasn't really referring to Flutterflye, but whatever you're into. I prefer visuals, reading gets in the way of a good fap.

flutterflye · 24-10-2012 2:37pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

I find her delightfully mucky if i'm honest. I'm always fapping to Flutterflye's comments.

I understand. They are all very sexual alright. Especially this one.

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 2:38pm

Squ wrote: »

Correct, and slapping her bum with your mickey makes her cum also.

I'm a real amateur here, I forgot the watersports and face ****ing. You can't go without those two things during a hard session!

Though, find someone who likes the latter and it can be pretty fun tbh! :pac:

Rigol · 24-10-2012 2:56pm

1ZRed wrote: »

You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women

Das ist exactly my experience as cable fix man.

poeticseraphim · 24-10-2012 3:45pm

squod wrote: »

So there's some new website set up by American auld wan. She wants to ''promote'' healthy sex lives by showing them on the internet. Couples ''stream their content'' on the webcam or whatever. She says on the radio that 90,000 Irish have already subscribed.

This where the new didgital licence fee is going now? Jaysus, is the internet full up enough with this stuff. So, eh....... any subscribers here on the AH? Will you be all at it or whats de story?

This IS porn.

shopaholic01 · 24-10-2012 5:11pm

1ZRed wrote: »

You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women

smash wrote: »

Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required.

Dravokivich wrote: »

No, it's cheating. :pac:

Hardonraging wrote: »

Maybe in gay porn, but everyone knows chick's love a hard pounding from behind ...

Squ wrote: »

Correct, and slapping her bum with your mickey makes her cum also.

1ZRed wrote: »

I'm a real amateur here, I forgot the watersports and face ****ing. You can't go without those two things during a hard session!

Though, find someone who likes the latter and it can be pretty fun tbh! :pac:

So many sex gods, so little time ............................:D

Brain Stroking · 24-10-2012 5:18pm

flutterflye wrote: »

I understand. They are all very sexual alright. Especially this one.

Not so much but i've a horn on me that would stick a pig so it'll have to do.

flutterflye · 24-10-2012 5:37pm

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Not so much but i've a horn on me that would stick a pig so it'll have to do.

Gross.

1ZRed · 24-10-2012 5:45pm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

So many sex gods, so little time ............................:D

Well at least I'll be getting it first and last judging from that list!

Eve_Dublin · 24-10-2012 5:45pm

I've got to the point where I can't watch any porn clip without laughing. Porn is hilarious. HILARIOUS!!Absolutely comical beyond belief. I don't know how so many people take it so seriously. The actors pretending to go out at it hard with the woman orgasming with every touch. It's so fake that it's actually a farce. Yeah, I still get my rocks off looking to it (willies and boobs and stuff do that to me) but this is immediately followed by a hearty laugh.

Anyone else find porn hilarious?

shopaholic01 · 24-10-2012 5:50pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Well at least I'll be getting it first and last judging from that list!

A Redzer sandwich :pac::D!

smash · 24-10-2012 6:06pm

Ah here, sloppy seconds ain't my thing

squod · 24-10-2012 6:23pm

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

(willies and boobs and stuff do that to me)

Like ladyboy schtyle? srsly?

smash · 24-10-2012 6:35pm

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Anyone else find porn hilarious?

Only clown porn

Bobo78 · 24-10-2012 6:48pm

1ZRed wrote: »

Yeah of course. Sexuality is all a spectrum and everybody fits on it differently. No more than straight men can be curious to variying degrees so too can gay men. Just because you identify as gay doesn't mean you're 100% on the opposite end of straight. I don't believe anybody to be 100% anything on either side because people have same/different sex thoughts every once in a while.

I say I'm gay but I do have strong bi tendencies which get stronger or weaker depending on my mood and what I'm in the mood for. Realistically I'd say I'm between gay and bi but that fluctuates closer to bi the odd time, but it's still more or less a spur of the moment thing, so I just say I'm gay because it's easier to label and explain, eventhough I don't fit it perfectly.

I doubt people should worry about their labels either tbh, it's a waste of time.

I never ever had any thoughts about having sex or any kind of sexual contact with another man. I just find it disgusting to even be thinking about it. :P

shopaholic01 · 24-10-2012 7:04pm

smash wrote: »

Ah here, sloppy seconds ain't my thing

:cool:
Tough - take it or leave it!

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