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Make love not pawrn. Interested?

  • 24-10-2012 01:48PM
    #1
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭


    So there's some new website set up by American auld wan. She wants to ''promote'' healthy sex lives by showing them on the internet. Couples ''stream their content'' on the webcam or whatever. She says on the radio that 90,000 Irish have already subscribed.

    This where the new didgital licence fee is going now? Jaysus, is the internet full up enough with this stuff. So, eh....... any subscribers here on the AH? Will you be all at it or whats de story?


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  • #2
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Has anyone signed up? Well you never told us the website name!

    Might as well say "there's a new website selling cloths, anyone bought from them?"

    Ps, 90,000 sounds way too high.


  • #3
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    smash wrote: »
    Has anyone signed up? Well you never told us the website name!

    Make love not pawrn .TV or something like that. That aul wan this morning said her first ''upload'' was half an hour long. :eek:


  • #4
    Rigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    S what does it show? couples walking along the beach? feeding ducks? buying small cheap argos gifts for each other?


  • #5
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I think I've found that site. It's called makelovenotporn and it just describes the differences between real life and porn, nothing actually sexual.

    Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, knows what works in porn (in terms of wild sex acts) doesn't always work in the real world anyway.


  • #6
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    1ZRed wrote: »

    Any guy with half a clue about sex should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

    Ah schite..........


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  • #7
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

    Wash your mouth out with lube. Porn and sex are the same thing.


  • #8
    Rigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    1ZRed wrote: »
    I think I've found that site. It's called makelovenotporn and it just describes the differences between real life and porn, nothing actually sexual.

    Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

    Yes it does :)


  • #9
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Rigol wrote: »
    Yes it does :)

    You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women ;)


  • #10
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

    And for any guy who also has the other half, it's fúcking better then porn, that's for damn sure! :cool:


  • #11
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    1ZRed wrote: »
    making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit

    Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required. :D


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  • #12
    Dravokivich
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    smash wrote: »
    Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required. :D

    No, it's cheating. :pac:


  • #13
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Any guy with half a clue about sex, never mind 90k, should know what works in porn doesn't always work in the real world anyway.

    Maybe in gay porn, but everyone knows chick's love a hard pounding from behind ...


  • #14
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    No, it's cheating. :pac:
    he he he.

    spoken as only by a man with a big em, ego, could.


  • #15
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    he he he.

    spoken as only by a man with a big em, ego, could.

    Ah sure, ya know yourself. :D

    Back on track, regarding the topic. TBH, if you enjoy porn, there should be no reason why sex in such a manner cant be enjoyed and healthy between a couple (or more if yer into the orgy/swinger videos too).


  • #16
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Sounds like good marketing for the next level of main stream porn.

    The internet started out with hard/soft porn and people got tired of it after a while as it was all a bit fake. Then the amateur porn took over but that is also getting boring now. So she wants to take amateur porn to next level by dropping the porn label and marketing it under something like "lifestyle".

    Sign me up :)


  • #17
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smash wrote: »
    Dear oh dear... I accept that you're gay so you mightn't know better but direct clitoral stimulation is not always required. :D

    :D Yes I might be gay but I've gotten with girls and still do the odd time. I'm aware it's not always required but then again you're not always guaranteed to get her off by penetration alone either.

    I've found it's better to do both anyway, why choose just one or the other? :p


  • #18
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    1ZRed wrote: »
    You're right. Cumming on a girl's face every time, making her cum without fail without anything coming close to her clit, and every girl liking anal, like in porn, is the standard for all women ;)

    Are you not a gay male?

    Edit: see his above post now. Like Bankers and those taking out mortgages they couldnt afford, 1ZRed is a greedy c**k


  • #19
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Confab wrote: »
    Wash your mouth out with lube. Porn and sex are the same thing.

    That's not what I meant, ya bastard ;)


  • #20
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I think it's a nice idea.
    Gives an alternative to the same old thing constantly.
    I get why people might like to watch it, but 90,000 in Ireland alone? I can't believe that figure!


  • #21
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    Are you not a gay male?

    Edit: see his above post now. Like Bankers and those taking out mortgages they couldnt afford, 1ZRed is a greedy c**k

    Greedy, seriously? What's the big deal even? Everyone should be allowed to try out different things every once in a while when the mood strikes.
    Fuck it, what's the harm?


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  • #22
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Greedy, seriously? What's the big deal even? Everyone should be allowed to try out different things every once in a while when the mood strikes.
    Fuck it, what's the harm?

    I was trying to make a joke. Sorry.


  • #23
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    I was trying to make a joke. Sorry.

    It got me thinking "can gays be bi-curious?"


  • #24
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Brain Stroking wrote: »
    Are you not a gay male?

    maybe he has a pain in his hole with man sex


  • #25
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    It got me thinking "can gays be bi-curious?"

    Sounds like a line from Sex and The City.


  • #26
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I think it's a nice idea.
    Gives an alternative to the same old thing constantly.

    It's just amateur videos though. There's thousands of sites that do it.


  • #27
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    flutterflye wrote: »
    ........90,000 in Ireland alone? I can't believe that figure!

    That what she said . Their computers couldn't handle the number of people trying to get up on their servers.


  • #28
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    squod wrote: »
    That what she said . Their computers couldn't handle the number of people trying to get it up on their servers.

    fyp :)


  • #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    flutterflye wrote: »
    fyp :)
    You could have fixed the typo in "That what she said" too :P


  • #30
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    It got me thinking "can gays be bi-curious?"

    Yeah of course. Sexuality is all a spectrum and everybody fits on it differently. No more than straight men can be curious to variying degrees so too can gay men. Just because you identify as gay doesn't mean you're 100% on the opposite end of straight. I don't believe anybody to be 100% anything on either side because people have same/different sex thoughts every once in a while.

    I say I'm gay but I do have strong bi tendencies which get stronger or weaker depending on my mood and what I'm in the mood for. Realistically I'd say I'm between gay and bi but that fluctuates closer to bi the odd time, but it's still more or less a spur of the moment thing, so I just say I'm gay because it's easier to label and explain, eventhough I don't fit it perfectly.

    I doubt people should worry about their labels either tbh, it's a waste of time.


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  • #31
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    smash wrote: »
    You could have fixed the typo in "That what she said" too :P

    I actually did think of that after. But thought meh, fuck it. (That's what she said)


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