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***Motors Chat Thread*** Round 1

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  • #9152
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    gollywog wrote: »
    Now now!
    I think I'm more than capable to detail!!!

    And pinky is not infact pink!!
    She is when you photograph her on a htc sensation.... And in real life, cough!! cough!! :p

    HTC Sensation.... tickles you, and your car... pink? :pac:


  • #9153
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,919 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    gollywog wrote: »
    I have to get to work with MM!

    It's true, people do aspire to the better things in life :D


  • #9154
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Stheno wrote: »
    However I might be prepared to pay a premium for an excellent photographer?

    I have just the trick. It'll even make it look like alfas actually run!


  • #9155
    gollywog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭gollywog


    Stheno wrote: »
    gollywog wrote: »
    Now now!
    I think I'm more than capable to detail!!!

    And pinky is not infact pink!!
    She is when you photograph her on a htc sensation.... And in real life, cough!! cough!! :p

    But seriously, I love cleaning cars, good at it too, so I have to get to work with MM!

    Until you confuse me with a picture of a pink car looking red, and appearing like a house in the picture, you shall have the title of junior bottle car washer.

    However I might be prepared to pay a premium for an excellent photographer?

    Well i am new to that Lark, so junior is fine!
    Looking forward to workin with ya lads!!


  • #9156
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    challengemaster wrote: »
    I have just the trick. It'll even make it look like alfas actually run!

    Gollywog demoted to junior bottle car washer.

    CM promoted to chief photographer :)


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  • #9157
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,919 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    challengemaster wrote: »
    I have just the trick. It'll even make it look like alfas actually run!

    She said an excellent photographer, not a diesel-driving photography equipment transporter :P


  • #9158
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Stheno wrote: »
    Exactly, I recognised your unique skills and experience that would enhance our reputation :)



    Eh here, now I spent ages wondering why there were pictures of his house in the MPS ad until I realised it was a reflection, I reckon he's worked his way up and I've proved my boss abilities :D



    Yes, at a minimum charcoal grey, I'll give you a nice booth and all.



    Jaysus, it would be worth it just to put a spoiler on his car :D Hee hee hee, we could tie him to the lift thing you put cars on, and set it at maximum height so he has a bird eye view of the destruction :D

    Ok you convinced me, Stheno has been promoted from the Alfa dept, to Boss!
    Edit (obviously coz there is no work to do in the alfa dept)
    You better mean it about the fag breaks though!

    Sorry Alan........

    Dgt is gonna be in a box in the corner with a big sign,

    In case of emergency engine removal, break glass


  • #9159
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    gollywog wrote: »
    Well i am new to that Lark, so junior is fine!
    Looking forward to workin with ya lads!!

    Young man, I am your boss.

    I am also female.

    Less of the gender assumptions please?:D


  • #9160
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    She said an excellent photographer, not a good diesel-driving photography equipment transporter :P
    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    a good diesel-driving
    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    good diesel

    :eek:


  • #9161
    gollywog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭gollywog


    Stheno wrote: »
    gollywog wrote: »
    Well i am new to that Lark, so junior is fine!
    Looking forward to workin with ya lads!!

    Young man, I am your boss.

    I am also female.

    Less of the gender assumptions please?:D

    Your a female? Didn't know that sorry!


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  • #9162
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    She said an excellent photographer, not a good diesel-driving photography equipment transporter :P

    ****e does he drive a diesel? I'll have to reconsider so.............
    pred racer wrote: »
    Ok you convinced me, Stheno has been promoted from the Alfa dept, to Boss!
    Edit (obviously coz there is no work to do in the alfa dept)
    You better mean it about the fag breaks though!

    Sorry Alan........

    Dgt is gonna be in a box in the corner with a big sign,

    In case of emergency engine removal, break glass

    Fag breaks at least once an hour. IN times of great stress every fifteen minutes.

    Alan can be vice Boss when the rules need to be enforced, he's scary enough!

    Don't think dgt would be safe, even in a box in the corner, we'd have all sorts of chaos...............................


  • #9163
    gollywog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭gollywog


    Stheno wrote: »
    gollywog wrote: »
    Well i am new to that Lark, so junior is fine!
    Looking forward to workin with ya lads!!

    Young man, I am your boss.

    I am also female.

    Less of the gender assumptions please?:D

    Your a female? Didn't know that sorry!


  • #9164
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,919 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    challengemaster wrote: »
    :eek:

    Don't be twisting my words ya clown, that only works when there's no actual proof of what I said originally ;)

    Also, obi604 can be the one who never knows what car he wants or what car he wants to work on or what work he wants to do on a car if he does in fact settle on one on which to work :D He'll ask 1000 questions about which one would be best to work on with regard to ease, space to work in etc then he'll disregard everything that has been said and go off and make tea!


  • #9165
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    gollywog wrote: »
    Your a female? Didn't know that sorry!

    I am, you're fine :)
    challengemaster wrote: »
    :eek:
    A diesel???? Would our garage even service them?
    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Don't be twisting my words ya clown, that only works when there's no actual proof of what I said originally ;)

    I saw your name and the words good diesel associated in a post.

    Have you anything to say?


  • #9166
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Stheno wrote: »
    ****e does he drive a diesel? I'll have to reconsider so.............


    Fag breaks at least once an hour. IN times of great stress every fifteen minutes.

    Alan can be vice Boss when the rules need to be enforced, he's scary enough!

    Don't think dgt would be safe, even in a box in the corner, we'd have all sorts of chaos...............................

    Imagine if he broke out while we were on a Fag break:eek::eek:

    He can be head of the scrapheap challenge dept!


  • #9167
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    pred racer wrote: »
    Imagine if he broke out while we were on a Fag break:eek::eek:

    He can be head of the scrapheap challenge dept!

    Or the diesel section?

    It might be better if we had a reinforced coffin room to keep him in, for terminal cases?

    He's a good knowledge of scrapyards?


  • #9168
    Marlow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,555 ✭✭✭✭Marlow


    challengemaster wrote: »
    diesel

    Let me spell that right for you there: DAYSUL !!

    /M


  • #9169
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Marlow wrote: »
    Let me spell that right for you there: DAYSUL !!

    /M

    RJ promoted to deal with annoying and argumentative customers only.

    Marlow promoted to chief receptionist to filter the real customers versus the DAYSUL ones?


  • #9170
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Stheno wrote: »
    Or the diesel section?

    It might be better if we had a reinforced coffin room to keep him in, for terminal cases?

    He's a good knowledge of scrapyards?

    Yep, he can start off with half a fiat tipo and a wrecked 166 and end up with a 406:p


  • #9171
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,919 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    Stheno wrote: »
    He's a good knowledge of scrapyards?

    No but he has good knowledge in the area of removing egr valves, cleaning them, putting everything back together and having severe turbo lag from not doing it properly :pac:

    There's a new department opening up - off road/minibus-type vehicles and Marlow is the head!


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  • #9172
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,546 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    As long as I get a set of trade plates then I'm happy :)


  • #9173
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Stheno wrote: »

    A diesel???? Would our garage even service them?

    Conzy and MM already have good training in servicing diesels... :pac:


  • #9174
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    As long as I get a set of trade plates then I'm happy :)

    I was going to make you head of the niche market?


  • #9175
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,919 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Conzy and MM already have good unwanted and undeserved training in servicing diesels... :pac:

    FYP ;)


  • #9176
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    No but he has good knowledge in the area of removing egr valves, cleaning them, putting everything back together and having severe turbo lag from not doing it properly :pac:

    There's a new department opening up - off road/minibus-type vehicles and Marlow is the head!

    Ok I'll take that on board.
    challengemaster wrote: »
    Conzy and MM already have good training in servicing diesels... :pac:

    Did MM actually get a diesel BMW? I forget what he got?

    It's not a feckin 320 or 520D is it?


  • #9177
    pred racer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,384 ✭✭✭pred racer


    Company cars all round boss?


  • #9178
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Stheno wrote: »
    Did MM actually get a diesel BMW? I forget what he got?

    It's not a feckin 320 or 520D is it?

    Nah it just sounds like one, which he's blaming on a wastegate rattling :p


  • #9179
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,729 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    Stheno wrote: »
    Ok I'll take that on board.



    Did MM actually get a diesel BMW? I forget what he got?

    It's not a feckin 320 or 520D is it?

    Eh, a bit nicer than that.
    Hints, it's got twin turbos. :pac:


  • #9180
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Stheno wrote: »
    Did MM actually get a diesel BMW? I forget what he got?
    Ohhhh dear! I can hear the roars all the way from Thurles! :D


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  • #9181
    166man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,575 ✭✭✭166man


    Can I be head of the Alfa department? Standing there consoling other Alfa drivers who arrive in with suspension that had sh1t itself?

    MCM can bring the Shepherds pie and conzy the pink muffins...:pac:

    Then myself and Gary can go out on our daily rounds declamping the sh1t out of every car we see with a ncps clamp...:D


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