Funny Houses/Flats to rent

Lingua Franca · 20-09-2012 2:11pm

up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

:eek:

I've used that toilet. You have to climb over the bowl to get out because there's a sanitary bin in the lower right corner.

20-09-2012 2:14pm

Tabnabs wrote: »

last photo/number 6.

Because the acoustics in the bathroom would give a fuller effect?

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/tolet/3851383

€50 a week isn't bad for hovel in the sticks! :P

if you liked the quiet life, a very, very, very quiet life.

neemish · 20-09-2012 2:15pm

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

123 LC · 20-09-2012 2:16pm

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1174895

I have a sudden urge to read the Irish Times....

mikom · 20-09-2012 2:16pm

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

Please keep up.
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johnwest288 · 20-09-2012 2:23pm

LittleBook wrote: »

It makes me think of The Slaughtered Lamb ... I worry that if I went to view it there'd be a load of locals lined up at the tudor-style mini-bar who'd stare me out of it when I walked in!

makes me think of slaughtering the owner

stevenmu · 20-09-2012 2:42pm

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

I like the way it has a shelf in front of it to rest your head on when you just can't hold it up any more.

neemish · 20-09-2012 2:46pm

stevenmu wrote: »

I like the way it has a shelf in front of it to rest your head on when you just can't hold it up any more.

Plus it's somewhere to leave the packet of tissues

gjc · 20-09-2012 3:27pm

Please stop......shelf......tissues......I have a pain in my side from laughing

Rasmus · 20-09-2012 3:30pm

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

We took this one apart a couple of days ago!!

neemish · 20-09-2012 3:32pm

Apologies! Must have missed that day!

Rasmus · 20-09-2012 3:34pm

neemish wrote: »

Apologies! Must have missed that day!

page 71 : ) lasted a couple of pages!! There was a photo of a 'bunk-bed chair' they deleted.

smurgen · 20-09-2012 3:35pm

neemish wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261681

For the city centre experience in Galway. Congratulations to the landlord on the inclusion of the crying chair

I just have images of myself sitting in the crying chair, pie-eyed drunk after a terrible night out with a stub nosed revolver in my mouth and a half drank bottle of gin on the shelf ready to blow my brains out!

gjc · 20-09-2012 3:44pm

smurgen wrote: »

I just have images of myself sitting in the crying chair, pie-eyed drunk after a terrible night out with a stub nosed revolver in my mouth and a half drank bottle of gin on the shelf ready to blow my brains out!

If there's any of that to be done bagsy the bunk bed chair

happypants · 20-09-2012 3:53pm

gjc wrote: »

johnwest288 wrote: »

(Note Empty shed Picture)
he just took all the ****e out of the shed and decorated the gaff with it

oh....good ...god!!!!!

Littlebook/johnwest288 that is a real gem you found.....ive never wanted to view any of the properties on this thread...but this one takes the biscuit...i actually WANT to see this one with my own eyes in order to believe it...Littlebook/johnwest288 have you been photoshopping again ???? thanks for brightening up my day....makes my gaff look tidy. If you look at the outside of the house the windows even seem to be bursting out.....lets go down to the pub.........." lovingly maintained with a tudor style interior, including a mini bar in the lounge, extending into the sitting room" dont ya just love it.............how does the auctioneer keep a straight face with that one.......wouldnt be surprised if that were bed pans beside the fire......the stairs is a bit bare needs a picture or ten or a few nick-nacks......one word.....PALATIAL!!! Pat Shortt has to buy this place for Kilnascully.Whats the opposite of a crying chair???????

Lydia? Is that you?!

gjc · 20-09-2012 4:06pm

up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/. Another contender for killnascully.....does anyone have pat shortts number[/img]

20-09-2012 4:12pm

up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

Doesn't often happen, but in this case, I am truly lost for words. great find Up4Anything:)

20-09-2012 4:14pm

johnwest288 wrote: »

(Note Empty shed Picture)
he just took all the ****e out of the shed and decorated the gaff with it

I genuinely don't think I've ever laughed as much at anything on boards as I did at that post. Absolutely priceless :pac:

gjc · 20-09-2012 4:19pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I genuinely don't think I've ever laughed as much at anything on boards as I did at that post. Absolutely priceless :pac:

+1

gjc · 20-09-2012 4:21pm

Jake1 wrote: »

Doesn't often happen, but in this case, I am truly lost for words. great find Up4Anything:)

+1

username123 · 20-09-2012 4:49pm

up for anything wrote: »

Not sure if this will work and not sure if this crying throne is in Ireland or India?

I cant get over this. I just keep visualling a springer spaniel we once had who would have been perfectly happy to stick her head through the hole in that door and grin droolingly up at you while you were having a dump.

steve9859 · 20-09-2012 5:02pm

Tweedle Dumb wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252192

Picture Five.

Looks like a Back Door Utility Room Turned into a bedroom!

Got to give them credit for turning the corridor and the utility room into a 'flat'!!

jpm4 · 20-09-2012 5:06pm

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1205779

I can picture the mattress here rising up - Wallace and Gromit style - to deposit the tenant onto the crying sofa in the morning for the first cry of the day.

steve9859 · 20-09-2012 5:14pm

jpm4 wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1205779

I can picture the mattress here rising up - Wallace and Gromit style - to deposit the tenant onto the crying sofa in the morning for the first cry of the day.

The ad says 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom, but there are just two photos of seemingly unrelated kitchens, one of which includes a bed (in which I would definitely cry!) Very odd!

up for anything · 20-09-2012 5:35pm

What a waste of a hallway! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=778167

They could easily get a double bed, a single bed, bunk beds and fully fitted kitchen on a chair (in Estate Agent's speak it would be called a magnificent and spacious fully fitted kitchen chair), two showers and a rake of crying chairs. You could accommodate 7+ dwarfs in the post boxes. Some people have no idea how to market their properties properly. A few horse brasses and some mugs hanging from the ceiling would see it off their hands in seconds.

I think I'll offer out my services to landlords as a flat designer.

gjc · 20-09-2012 8:28pm

up for anything wrote: »

What a waste of a hallway! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=778167

They could easily get a double bed, a single bed, bunk beds and fully fitted kitchen on a chair (in Estate Agent's speak it would be called a magnificent and spacious fully fitted kitchen chair), two showers and a rake of crying chairs. You could accommodate 7+ dwarfs in the post boxes. Some people have no idea how to market their properties properly. A few horse brasses and some mugs hanging from the ceiling would see it off their hands in seconds.

I think I'll offer out my services to landlords as a flat designer.

Yeah and don't forget my favourite phrase they use "all mod cons"

Ted_YNWA · 20-09-2012 8:37pm

Not a good idea to be drinking summat reading this, nearly choked / spat out tea a couple of times in last few mins .

inforfun · 20-09-2012 8:51pm

Tabnabs wrote: »

last photo/number 6.

Because the acoustics in the bathroom would give a fuller effect?

http://www.donedeal.ie/for-sale/tolet/3851383

A crying chair, next to the toilet. (pic 5)
Why?

So someone can keep you company while you take a dump?

Lawrence1895 · 20-09-2012 9:22pm

up for anything wrote: »

What a waste of a hallway! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=778167

They could easily get a double bed, a single bed, bunk beds and fully fitted kitchen on a chair (in Estate Agent's speak it would be called a magnificent and spacious fully fitted kitchen chair), two showers and a rake of crying chairs. You could accommodate 7+ dwarfs in the post boxes. Some people have no idea how to market their properties properly. A few horse brasses and some mugs hanging from the ceiling would see it off their hands in seconds.

I think I'll offer out my services to landlords as a flat designer.

On picture 7...is that an alien spaceship? :eek:

gozunda · 20-09-2012 9:50pm

Tweedle Dumb wrote: »

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1252192

Picture Five.

Looks like a Back Door Utility Room Turned into a bedroom!

Swap ya for the hallway on the first floor - how de fek do the other beggars get to their rooms????

http://www.rent.ie/houses-to-let/30villa-Park-Road-Navan-Road-D7-Dublin-7/1262250/

where are the fire inspectors / building regulation guys gone. I'm surprised that Fido's doghouse hasn't been on here yet done up as a rustic retreat or something

evolving_doors · 20-09-2012 9:52pm

Limerick Citayyyy Boyyyy

gozunda · 20-09-2012 10:13pm

Class Photo - would you not at least make the bed to make it look dacent like?

http://www.rent.ie/rooms-to-rent/Apt-132-Baileys-Court-Baileys-Row-Dublin-1/693172/

& Knock me down with a boulder but 1 double room that sleeps Seven!!!!

From €200 weekly1 bedroom (1 double : sleeps 7), 1 bathroom,

Available from: Wednesday, 19 September 2012 for 1 months

http://www.rent.ie/holiday-homes/St-Peters-Road-Phibsborough-Dublin-7/25022/

that has to be illegal....

Scortho · 20-09-2012 11:17pm

Lads turns out this crying chair was made famous by Van Gough
http://www.clker.com/clipart-43724.html

appologies if this has been posted before. If so, please delete

FueledbyCoffee · 21-09-2012 3:51am

gozunda wrote: »

Class Photo - would you not at least make the bed to make it look dacent like?

http://www.rent.ie/rooms-to-rent/Apt-132-Baileys-Court-Baileys-Row-Dublin-1/693172/

That pic looks like there's two people in the bed under the covers turned to face each other

Ted_YNWA · 21-09-2012 7:14am

gozunda wrote: »

Knock me down with a boulder but 1 double room that sleeps Seven!!!!

http://www.rent.ie/holiday-homes/St-Peters-Road-Phibsborough-Dublin-7/25022/

that has to be illegal....

They dont have a pic of this marvellous room

gozunda · 21-09-2012 8:17am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

gozunda wrote: »

Knock me down with a boulder but 1 double room that sleeps Seven!!!!

http://www.rent.ie/holiday-homes/St-Peters-Road-Phibsborough-Dublin-7/25022/

that has to be illegal....

They dont have a pic of this marvellous room

No funny that! Must be so big that they couldn't quite get it all in ....

norrie rugger · 21-09-2012 8:25am

dr.bollocko wrote: »

fcukers removed the pic. But we got to it first.

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/39668/220974.png

Here we go, the next iteration of BedSit

http://i.imgur.com/xSraQ.jpg

Tabnabs · 21-09-2012 10:50am

gozunda wrote: »

Swap ya for the hallway on the first floor - how de fek do the other beggars get to their rooms????

http://www.rent.ie/houses-to-let/30villa-Park-Road-Navan-Road-D7-Dublin-7/1262250/

where are the fire inspectors / building regulation guys gone. I'm surprised that Fido's doghouse hasn't been on here yet done up as a rustic retreat or something

Am I the only one who can see the landlord laughing his ass off in the bottom right of the picture?

MissFlitworth · 21-09-2012 11:44am

Jake1 wrote: »

here is a designer version of aforementioned 'Crying Chair'

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=1261654

Are those mock presses on the wall?! Seriously appears to be 2 press doors hammered to the wall to give the illusion of somewhere to store your plates

CMpunked · 21-09-2012 11:45am

MissFlitworth wrote: »

Are those mock presses on the wall?! Seriously appears to be 2 press doors hammered to the wall to give the illusion of somewhere to store your plates

Looks like its the other side of a chimney breast. Notice how the sugar/tea tin is half hidden on the counter.

Monife · 21-09-2012 11:45am

Tabnabs wrote: »

Am I the only one who can see the landlord laughing his ass off in the bottom right of the picture?

Is there no door on that bathroom? :eek:

Tabnabs · 21-09-2012 11:46am

MissFlitworth wrote: »

Are those mock presses on the wall?! Seriously appears to be 2 press doors hammered to the wall to give the illusion of somewhere to store your plates

If you look carefully, you see the wall is recessed.

syklops · 21-09-2012 11:50am

Tabnabs wrote: »

If you look carefully, you see the wall is recessed.

Not recessed very much. If you look with how it lines with the bench, those are some very narrow cupboards.

Flaker · 21-09-2012 12:20pm

up for anything wrote: »

What a waste of a hallway! :eek:

http://www.daft.ie/searchrental.daft?id=778167

They could easily get a double bed, a single bed, bunk beds and fully fitted kitchen on a chair (in Estate Agent's speak it would be called a magnificent and spacious fully fitted kitchen chair), two showers and a rake of crying chairs. You could accommodate 7+ dwarfs in the post boxes. Some people have no idea how to market their properties properly. A few horse brasses and some mugs hanging from the ceiling would see it off their hands in seconds.

I think I'll offer out my services to landlords as a flat designer.

There is a UFO in the sky in picture 7!!!!

Chris_5339762 · 21-09-2012 12:34pm

gozunda wrote: »

http://www.rent.ie/holiday-homes/St-Peters-Road-Phibsborough-Dublin-7/25022/

that has to be illegal....

Picture 5... they dont even give them crying chairs, just crying stools....

MissFlitworth · 21-09-2012 1:16pm

CMpunked wrote: »

Looks like its the other side of a chimney breast. Notice how the sugar/tea tin is half hidden on the counter.

Tabnabs wrote: »

If you look carefully, you see the wall is recessed.

D'ohhh

gerrybbadd · 21-09-2012 7:24pm

gozunda wrote: »

Class Photo - would you not at least make the bed to make it look dacent like?

http://www.rent.ie/rooms-to-rent/Apt-132-Baileys-Court-Baileys-Row-Dublin-1/693172/

Looking for either females OR males.... as opposed to what else???

Ted_YNWA · 21-09-2012 7:55pm

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Looking for either females OR males.... as opposed to what else???

Transgenders not allowed then ..

1 single room to rent in a 2 bedroom shared house . Currently 4 people are living in ...

4 sharing the other room then

johnwest288 · 22-09-2012 9:47am

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Transgenders not allowed then ..

4 sharing the other room then

hmmmm sounds cosy

5 in a 2 bed apartment, hope they have more than 1 tv in living room thou:(

gozunda · 23-09-2012 12:48pm

FueledbyCoffee wrote: »

gozunda wrote: »

http://www.rent.ie/rooms-to-rent/Apt-132-Baileys-Court-Baileys-Row-Dublin-1/693172/

That pic looks like there's two people in the bed under the covers turned to face each other

But it states NO COUPLES! & it's a single bed! Makes the mind boggle that does....

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