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Man accused of raping duck....

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  • #32
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    I wonder did he use a rubber with the ducky?


  • #33
    a fat guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    "I didn't touch it, I swear! I was only peking!"


  • #34
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    How do they know it was rape?


  • #35
    LiamMc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 906 ✭✭✭LiamMc


    Rape is a Gender crime, in Ireland only blokes can get accused of Rape. The best a woman can hope for is Assisted Rape.

    The headline 'Man Accused of Rape' is as normal as 'Woman Gives Birth to New Born'.


  • #36
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    LiamMc wrote: »
    Rape is a Gender crime, in Ireland only blokes can get accused of Rape. The best a woman can hope for is Assisted Rape.

    The headline 'Man Accused of Rape' is as normal as 'Woman Gives Birth to New Born'.

    Okey dokey...

    Do you have any links to these women giving birth to ducks?


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  • #37
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    My name is URL wrote: »
    How do they know it was rape?

    Are saying the duck was asking for it?:mad:

    In this day and age that attitude is barbary-ous!


  • #38
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    My name is URL wrote: »
    How do they know it was rape?

    The duck was asking for it...


  • #39
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Gooby pls


  • #40
    Jarren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,689 ✭✭✭Jarren


    Poor animal


  • #41
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I just did it for the quack your honour Ma'Lard
    fyp


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  • #42
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    I've heard of getting down FROM a duck, not WITH a duck.

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #43
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Smidge wrote: »
    Are saying the duck was asking for it?:mad:

    In this day and age that attitude is barbary-ous!

    No, I was just trying to picture a duck giving the police a statement and appearing in court making a right tit* of itself.

    dammit.. wrong species


  • #44
    It BeeMee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    "Quack! Quack!"

    "I'm going as quack as I can..."


  • #45
    Myrddin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33,733 ✭✭✭✭Myrddin


    Deranged freak


  • #46
    Sir Pompous Righteousness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Sir Pompous Righteousness


    It's been a long time since I laughed so much about rape.


  • #47
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Spunk off a ducks back ...


  • #48
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Misplaced the pillow by chance?


  • #49
    mitosis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭mitosis


    The duck underwent several operations and is recovering.


    They operated several times on a duck?


    Don't they have oranges in Turkey?


  • #50
    The Gride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭The Gride


    Duck raped by a Turk.......ey


  • #51
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    What ever about ridin the arse off a sexy duck,turkeys are always good for a gobble.


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  • #52
    Liamario
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Liamario


    Was it a legitimate rape?


  • #53
    prettyinpink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 258 ✭✭prettyinpink


    that's some Fowl play!


  • #54
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Duck with orange...
    Duck with cherry...
    ......Duck surprise? What's duck surprise?
    Eh that's duck, without orange or cherry.


  • #55
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    roasted whole in oyster sauce


  • #56
    i57dwun4yb1pt8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭i57dwun4yb1pt8


    hopefully someone will shoot this sh1tbag in the head and do the world a favour


  • #57
    LuciusPax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29 ✭LuciusPax


    Wasn't there a guy not too long ago who was found in the ruins of a collapsed building with his dick in a goose or something?I'm pretty sure it was on the front page of the Irish Times.


  • #58
    Wee Willy Harris
    Site Banned Posts: 563 ✭✭✭Wee Willy Harris


    tons of freaks up to sexual misadventure they just rarely get found out.

    a pal once found a phone n the pictures contained genetalia gettin the cowslick


  • #59
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A duck walks into a bar. Barman says "Can I help you?"

    Duck says, "Got any bwead?"

    Barman says, "No, we don't do food, can I get you something to drink?"

    Duck says, "Bwead?"

    Barman says, "Look, I told you, we don't do food, so we ain't got no bread. So what can I get you?"

    Duck says, "Some bwead pwease".

    Barman - now very agitated - says, "If you ask me for bread once more, I'll nail your fucking beak to the counter. Now what do you want?"

    Duck says, "Got a hammer?"

    Barman says, "No, I don't have hammer, for fuck sake, now WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

    Duck says, "Bwead".


  • #60
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Re duck rape ........... this has got to be a spoof. The price of these operations would buy a hundred ducks or 50 good looking Turkeys


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  • #61
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    Spread wrote: »
    Re duck rape ........... this has got to be a spoof. The price of these operations would buy a hundred ducks or 50 good looking Turkeys

    It's obvious why it got the surgery. They want it to have a good bill of health so it can testify.


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