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Man accused of raping duck....

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You think you've heard it all then this crops up

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/man-rapes-duck-in-turkish-village-.aspx?PageID=238&NID=30133&NewsCatID=341

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Smidge

I wonder did he use a rubber with the ducky?

a fat guy

"I didn't touch it, I swear! I was only peking!"

My name is URL

How do they know it was rape?

LiamMc

Rape is a Gender crime, in Ireland only blokes can get accused of Rape. The best a woman can hope for is Assisted Rape.

The headline 'Man Accused of Rape' is as normal as 'Woman Gives Birth to New Born'.

My name is URL

LiamMc wrote: »

Rape is a Gender crime, in Ireland only blokes can get accused of Rape. The best a woman can hope for is Assisted Rape.

The headline 'Man Accused of Rape' is as normal as 'Woman Gives Birth to New Born'.

Okey dokey...

Do you have any links to these women giving birth to ducks?

Smidge

My name is URL wrote: »

How do they know it was rape?

Are saying the duck was asking for it?:mad:

In this day and age that attitude is barbary-ous!

galwayrush

My name is URL wrote: »

How do they know it was rape?

The duck was asking for it...

Poor animal

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I just did it for the quack your honour Ma'Lard

fyp

iamstop

I've heard of getting down FROM a duck, not WITH a duck.

My name is URL

Smidge wrote: »

Are saying the duck was asking for it?:mad:

In this day and age that attitude is barbary-ous!

No, I was just trying to picture a duck giving the police a statement and appearing in court making a right tit* of itself.

dammit.. wrong species

It BeeMee

"Quack! Quack!"

"I'm going as quack as I can..."

Myrddin

Deranged freak

Sir Pompous Righteousness

It's been a long time since I laughed so much about rape.

Blondini

Spunk off a ducks back ...

Talib Fiasco

Misplaced the pillow by chance?

mitosis

The duck underwent several operations and is recovering.

They operated several times on a duck?

Don't they have oranges in Turkey?

The Gride

Duck raped by a Turk.......ey

senorwipesalot

What ever about ridin the arse off a sexy duck,turkeys are always good for a gobble.

Liamario

Was it a legitimate rape?

prettyinpink

that's some Fowl play!

hatrickpatrick

Duck with orange...
Duck with cherry...
......Duck surprise? What's duck surprise?
Eh that's duck, without orange or cherry.

Wee Willy Harris

roasted whole in oyster sauce

i57dwun4yb1pt8

hopefully someone will shoot this sh1tbag in the head and do the world a favour

LuciusPax

Wasn't there a guy not too long ago who was found in the ruins of a collapsed building with his dick in a goose or something?I'm pretty sure it was on the front page of the Irish Times.

Wee Willy Harris

tons of freaks up to sexual misadventure they just rarely get found out.

a pal once found a phone n the pictures contained genetalia gettin the cowslick

starbelgrade

A duck walks into a bar. Barman says "Can I help you?"

Duck says, "Got any bwead?"

Barman says, "No, we don't do food, can I get you something to drink?"

Duck says, "Bwead?"

Barman says, "Look, I told you, we don't do food, so we ain't got no bread. So what can I get you?"

Duck says, "Some bwead pwease".

Barman - now very agitated - says, "If you ask me for bread once more, I'll nail your fucking beak to the counter. Now what do you want?"

Duck says, "Got a hammer?"

Barman says, "No, I don't have hammer, for fuck sake, now WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Duck says, "Bwead".

Spread

Re duck rape ........... this has got to be a spoof. The price of these operations would buy a hundred ducks or 50 good looking Turkeys

666irishguy

Spread wrote: »

Re duck rape ........... this has got to be a spoof. The price of these operations would buy a hundred ducks or 50 good looking Turkeys

It's obvious why it got the surgery. They want it to have a good bill of health so it can testify.