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My imaginary chip van.

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  • #32
    Jesus Wept
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    had a chicken burger and chips from the local earlier.
    wasn't the same


  • #33
    starlit
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    Thanks Chuck Stone!:D


  • #34
    Oranage2
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
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    Oh so thats what that steel spatchula is for - I've been using it for my poached eggs.


  • #35
    juan.kerr
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    I ordered a battered cod, got what tastes like a battered nappy instead.

    Will be contacting the FSAI in the morning.


  • #36
    Chuck Stone
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    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Oh so thats what that steel spatchula is for - I've been using it for my poached eggs.

    On tellyland I seen them poach eggs by:

    1. line a cup with cling film
    2. rub a bit of oil on it
    3. crack the egg into the cup
    4. gather up and tie off
    5. put in boiling water
    6. serve
    7. eat

    Up north they serve scotch eggs in the chippers. Yummy.


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  • #37
    Oranage2
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    On tellyland I seen them poach eggs by:

    1. line a cup with cling film
    2. rub a bit of oil on it
    3. crack the egg into the cup
    4. gather up and tie off
    5. put in boiling water
    6. serve
    7. eat

    Up north they serve scotch eggs in the chippers. Yummy.

    Boil in the bag egg? sounds silly you'd do well to put your foot through that telly of yours.


  • #38
    mackeire
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    gis a choc ice!


  • #39
    Chuck Stone
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    mackeire wrote: »
    gis a choc ice!

    Only hand served ice-cream I'm afraid.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H3W5-TtcO0


  • #40
    Princess Peach
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    One Krabby Patty please.


  • #41
    Morag
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    Any chance of a battered nappy?


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  • #42
    Sarky
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    Is this the source of the phrase "deep-fried in fanny-batter" ?


  • #43
    Jesus Wept
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    I'm hungry but I am not sure what I want. Suggestions Chuck?


  • #44
    Chuck Stone
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    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    I'm hungry but I am not sure what I want. Suggestions Chuck?

    Try the Bungo burger.

    It's delish.


  • #45
    Jesus Wept
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    What is a bungo burger?


  • #46
    Chuck Stone
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    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    What is a bungo burger?

    It's a burger made with 100% steak mince, topped with two smokey bacon rashers, a slice of Swiss cheese, and secret recipe delicious bungo sauce on a fresh sesame seed bun (baked in house).


  • #47
    Topper Harley
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    Five cheese burgers, three doner kebabs, put some garlic sauce on that will ye, four onion rings, three bags o’ chips, nine cokes and a battered sausage, please.


  • #48
    Jesus Wept
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    It's a burger made with 100% steak mince, topped with two smokey bacon rashers, a slice of Swiss cheese, and secret recipe delicious bungo sauce on a fresh sesame seed bun (baked in house).

    Jesus Chuck, that sounds dacent. I'll have one of them with a few chips.
    Do you do few chips?


  • #49
    Chuck Stone
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    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Five cheese burgers, three doner kebabs, put some garlic sauce on that will ye, four onion rings, three bags o’ chips, nine cokes and a battered sausage, please.

    Diet cokes?


  • #50
    Chuck Stone
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    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Jesus Chuck, that sounds dacent. I'll have one of them with a few chips.
    Do you do few chips?

    We certainly do. We cut our own potatoes from fresh. Lovely chips.

    None of that insulting frozen chips crap you'd get from lesser establishments.

    No Siree-Bob.


  • #51
    Topper Harley
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    Topper Harley wrote: »
    Five cheese burgers, three doner kebabs, put some garlic sauce on that will ye, four onion rings, three bags o’ chips, nine cokes and a battered sausage, please.

    Excuse my broken Engrish. Let me rephrase:

    Fi cheesebuger, tree doner kebab, put sauce ona kebab, four onion ring, tree broken botter, battar sausage, coke, many coke.








    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Diet cokes?

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  • #52
    Jesus Wept
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    wHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT?


  • #53
    Chuck Stone
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    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Jesus Chuck, that sounds dacent. I'll have one of them with a few chips.
    Do you do few chips?
    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    wHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT?

    Chuck's Diner.

    It's a real diner car, not unlike this one, taken from a big ol' USofA train and put up on a truck bed.


  • #54
    Sarky
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    The secret sauce is very salty.


  • #55
    Topper Harley
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    Sarky wrote: »
    The secret sauce is very salty.

    And it smells awful.


  • #56
    Chuck Stone
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    It's actually sweet and smokey.

    I think ye might be talking about spunk.


  • #57
    Princess Peach
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    It's actually sweet and smokey.

    I think ye might be talking about spunk.

    IS THAT THE SECRET INGREDIENT????

    Sarky will have extra so.


  • #58
    Chuck Stone
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    I'm actually getting defensive of my imaginary chip van :pac:

    You see, it's all about reputation in the food business.


  • #59
    Princess Peach
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    What's the staff uniform?


  • #60
    Chuck Stone
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    What's the staff uniform?

    Mankinis for the lads and grass skirts and coconut shells for the gals.


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  • #61
    Princess Peach
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    Mankinis?? I hope they wear hair nets....


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