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My imaginary chip van.

  • 01-07-2012 08:36AM
    #1
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭


    What ya havin?


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  • #2
    jellyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    deep fried mars bar,with a dollop of brown sauce..


  • #3
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    jellyboy wrote: »
    deep fried mars bar,with a dollop of brown sauce..

    No problem Sir, uwannafrieswithat?


  • #4
    flat out !!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭flat out !!


    Ah no, ur grand. I'm actually allergected to fries.


  • #5
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ill have a batter burger and chips please (spoken in an inner city dub accent)


  • #6
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Llama burger


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  • #7
    Chuck Stone
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    A leg of Southern Fried Ostrich would be quite filling.


  • #8
    Princess Peach
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    Did you know ostrich meat is the healthiest meat on earth??


  • #9
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Did you know ostrich meat is the healthiest meat on earth??

    Because Ostriches can't fly?


  • #10
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    We should race them


  • #11
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Salad please with a vinegar dressing good sir.


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  • #12
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Salad please with a vinegar dressing good sir.

    Would you like that in batter or in bread crumbs?


  • #13
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    bread pudding with raisins


  • #14
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Are the bread crumbs gluten free?


  • #15
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    battered tacos


  • #16
    Icarus Wings
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Icarus Wings


    A poached fillet of melancholic leprechaun beard, shopkeep, and...well, I don't normally do this but, since I'm in town for the day, I might as well treat myself...the contents of the till. There's a good lad!


  • #17
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Do you do Whirly burgers mister?


  • #18
    Chuck Stone
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    Andy Carroll wrote: »
    Do you do Whirly burgers mister?

    We certainly do Sir. In fact we have the Whirly Whip™ burgers on special this week.


  • #19
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I would like to try one please, and a pepsi or a milkshake if you have it.


  • #20
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    what are you really selling from this van?


  • #21
    southcentralts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    do you have a bowl of Ctrl V?


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  • #22
    LoYL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭LoYL


    got any copper?


  • #23
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    LADS.

    PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE.


  • #24
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    D'yisser have any deep fried Stay Puft Marshmallow Men?


  • #25
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    D'yisser have any deep fried Stay Puft Marshmallow Men?

    Yep. In a Cookie Crumble Crust™ no less.


  • #26
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,021 ✭✭✭uch


    STOP,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hammer time!

    21/25



  • #27
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    uch wrote: »
    STOP,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hammer time!

    Speaking of Hammer Time.. did you know that M.C. Hammer survived the downing of US Airways flight 247 from New York To Panama because he was wearing a pair of parachute pants?

    Battered chips for Sir?


  • #28
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,021 ✭✭✭uch


    I'll have a Breast of chicken, without thr Bra please!

    21/25



  • #29
    southcentralts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Hey! Turn up the radio I cannot hear any imaginary music!


  • #30
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Can I haz some Chipz pleaze!?:D


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  • #31
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    doovdela wrote: »
    Can I haz some Chipz pleaze!?:D

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